What with Stacy Keibler finally getting back to her roots doing a sexy photo shoot this month we figured it only made sense to take a look at her boyfriend George Clooney’s alleged sexual history next in our continuing series. George may not have bedded the quantity ]]>

What with Stacy Keibler finally getting back to her roots doing a sexy photo shoot this month we figured it only made sense to take a look at her boyfriend George Clooney’s alleged sexual history next in our continuing series. George may not have bedded the quantity of women that men like Leo and Jack have, but the high quality of his conquests cannot be debated.

Previous hookup histories on Guyism.

Kelly Preston (1987-1989)

Preston and Clooney dated for two years. He was fresh off his infamous stint on The Facts of Life. After the relationship ended she moved on to Charlie Sheen, and then John Travolta. Then gave up.

Talia Balsam (1989-1993)

Still not fully understanding the powers he possessed, Clooney actually married Talia Balsam, an actress best known now for playing Mona Sterling on Mad Men. After the marriage ended Clooney vowed to never wed again.

Karen Duffy & Kimberly Russell (1995)

Having figured out that a single George Clooney is a great George Clooney, he hooked up with model/actress/VJ Duff and former Head of the Class star Kimberly Russell in the same year. The ER mystique of Clooney is starting to set it.

Vendela (1996)

Fully entrenched as the biggest heartthrob on TV, Clooney scores his biggest catch hooking up with supermodel Vendela, best known to most as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model.

Lucy Liu (2000)

Amazingly, Clooney took a brief break from dating celebrity women during his last two-plus years on ER, just dating a French waitress and law student named Celine Balitranbut. Once that ended it was Lucy Liu’s turn.

Lisa Snowdon (2000-2005)

Snowden, an English model and TV personality, holds the record for the most years spent alongside Clooney. Though as you will see below, it wasn’t always exclusive.

Krista Allen (2002-2004)

The legendary Krista Allen of Emmanuelle, Days of Our Lives, and Baywatch Hawaii fame spent a couple of years on George’s arm. The powers of Clooney were strong here.

Sarah Larson (2007-2008)

Before dating Clooney, Larson was a contestant on reality TV show Fear Factor. After dating him, she signed with a modeling agency and was named one of People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People of 2008.

Elisabetta Canalis (2009-2011)

Before dating Clooney, Canalis was mostly only known in Europe. After dating him she appeared on the Dancing With The Stars. Then after they broke up she dated Steve-O.

Stacy Keibler (2011-Present)

Stepping his game up once again, Clooney is now dating former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler. Where this will lead? Probably to another woman at some point.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Elizabeth Daily, Mariella Frostrup, Teri Hatcher, Traylor Howard, Pink, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, Dedee Pfeiffer, Charlize Theron, Renee Zellweger

Every year some radio station in Los Angeles hosts something called the Jingle Bell Ball. In London, another radio station hosts something called the Jingle Bell Ball. And every year many of the most sexy celebrity ladies attend the events. Why? Because that’s what they do. And what I ]]>

Every year some radio station in Los Angeles hosts something called the Jingle Bell Ball. In London, another radio station hosts something called the Jingle Bell Ball. And every year many of the most sexy celebrity ladies attend the events. Why? Because that’s what they do. And what I do is show you the photos of the sexy celebrities who attend such events. It’s like the circle of life only more superficial. In order below: Lady Gaga (actually looking pretty hot), Stephanie Pratt, Leighton Meester, Joanna Krupa, Kristin Cavallari, Taylor Swift, JoJo Levesque (looking amazing), Miley Cyrus (looking as jailbaity as ever), Pixie Lott, Lisa Snowdon, The Sugababes and The Saturdays (with both groups in stellar outfits), Shakira, Adrienne Bailon, Katie Cassidy and Alesha Dixon.