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The 7 stages of a break-up

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The 7 stages of a break-up

There’s nothing worse than being dumped and/or divorced by someone you love. Suddenly you’ve gone from being in a golden couple to being a permanent guest at table 9. It’s okay to cry, burn couple pictures, and make people feel bad for not knowing that you’ve broken up. Odds

7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler

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7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler

In order to provide a credible source for this article, Guyism turned to former FBI profiler Noah Boyd [pseudonym] to give us a real look at how you can spot someone lying from a series of obvious tells. Feel free to try them on friends, enemies, and Tiger Woods.

9 signs that do not deliver what they promise

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9 signs that do not deliver what they promise

I’m a pretty big fan of double entendre (witness here). I’m also a pretty big fan of not thoroughly checking your work after completing it. Thus, you could understand why I adore these 10 signs that definitely (hopefully?) don’t deliver what they promise.

The 7 biggest Facebook taboos

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The 7 biggest Facebook taboos

There are the people that make you want to get on Facebook everyday — aka the people you stalk daily. And then there are the people that make you want to get off Facebook, deactivate your account, and revive your old Myspace page (just kidding… unless your a pedophile).

7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship

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7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship

While TV comedies today may be groundbreaking for their witty one-liners and lack of studio audiences, they don’t have the same magic of the 90′s sitcoms. Television from the 90′s was all about sugary-sweet couples who had 21 minute couple-problems every episode, solved by a one-minute declaration of love

7 ways to make everyone think you’re pretentious

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7 ways to make everyone think you’re pretentious

Studies have shown irrefutable evidence that some people are born believing they’re better than others. They grow up in gated communities named things like Anglosaxon, go to colleges where the library has the same name as them, and easily get jobs at J.P Goldman Bear Stearns. These people grow

20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow

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20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow

The inevitable is happening folks. Marijuana is taking the very slow and cautious steps to legalization. It’ll start with California, then other states will see the money it brings in and follow suit. Then as a majority of states legalize it and it becomes too difficult to prosecute from

30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS

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30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS

Well this is it. The final two ladies have been chosen to determine the Sexiest Woman (of legal age) of the Last 30 Years and our third annual Sexiest Woman in the World. It was a long, grueling process having to track down over 300 sexy ladies from 32

7 things you should never share about yourself

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7 things you should never share about yourself

Everyone has weird quirks, odd habits, and the occasional (illegal) sexual fetish. You’re not alone in collecting your dust bunnies in a jar or hating your parents because you walked in on them having sex on your 10th birthday. But just because you’re not alone in your weirdness, does

7 types of annoying female behavior explained

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7 types of annoying female behavior explained

There’s no doubt women can be nice to look at or great to feel up, but we sure can be hard to understand. We say things we don’t mean, we do things we don’t want to, and we insist on washing our hands after going to the bathroom. It

30 years of sexy ladies: Semi-Final #2

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30 years of sexy ladies: Semi-Final #2

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest