MacGyver

MacGyver loves nude children

I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo. Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Maybe ... Read more

Star Wars/MacGyver mashup? Sure, why not…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought that Star Wars would have been so much better had they used the MacGyver theme rather than that stuff by that award-winning composer… Read more