You know what I like about Shape magazine? That it’s called Shape magazine. So there’s no pretense when they stick someone like Malin Akerman in a bikini and take photos of her. I’m not sure why they chose Malin this month. She hasn’t really done much lately, or, ]]>

You know what I like about Shape magazine? That it’s called Shape magazine. So there’s no pretense when they stick someone like Malin Akerman in a bikini and take photos of her. I’m not sure why they chose Malin this month. She hasn’t really done much lately, or, uh, ever. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she’s going to be the other Linda Lovelace. Or maybe it’s just because she’s in good shape. Who knows?

That’s right, folks. Another awards show happened. This week it was the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Yes, it was music’s turn to pat itself on the back and here are your winners and pictures of the stars.

PICS: The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy ]]>

That’s right, folks. Another awards show happened. This week it was the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Yes, it was music’s turn to pat itself on the back and here are your winners and pictures of the stars.

PICS: The ladies of the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

2012 GRAMMY WINNERS —
Best Dance/Electronica Album: Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites — Skrillex
Best Pop Vocal Album: 21 - Adele
Best Pop Solo Performance: “Someone Like You” — Adele
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: “Body And Soul” — Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse
Best Rap Performance: “Otis” — Jay-Z & Kanye West
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “All Of The Lights” — Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie
Best Traditional R&B Performance: “Fool For You” — Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona
Best R&B Album: F.A.M.E.— Chris Brown
Best Rock Performance: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Song: “Walk” — Foo Fighters
Best Rock Album: Wasting Light — Foo Fighters
Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance: “White Limo” — Foo Fighters
Best Country Album: Own The Night - Lady Antebellum
Best Country Solo Performance: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Country Song: “Mean” — Taylor Swift
Best Alternative Music Album: Bon Iver — Bon Iver
Best New Artist: Bon Iver
Song of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Record of the Year: “Rolling In The Deep” — Adele
Album of the Year: 21 - Adele

PICS: The ladies of the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

Of course, the saving grace to all these pointless awards shows is that it brings out the sexy ladies in their Sunday best. And among those ladies who were in attendance this year were (in order below): Carrie Underwood, Giuliana Rancic, Katy Perry, Kelly Osbourne, Fergie, Tia Carrere, Julianne Hough, Jessie J, Malin Akerman, Nicole “Coco” Austin and Ice-T, Skylar Grey, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Kelly Rowland, Lily Aldridge, Paris Hilton, Kate Beckinsale, Melanie Fiona, Nicki Minaj, and Taraji P. Henson.

Also still in existence, Details magazine, who apparently convinced Malin Akerman the best way to remind people that she is an actress in need of a job was to take her shirt off and pose without pants. Well done, Details! And when did Details showing showing babes’ ]]>

Also still in existence, Details magazine, who apparently convinced Malin Akerman the best way to remind people that she is an actress in need of a job was to take her shirt off and pose without pants. Well done, Details! And when did Details showing showing babes’ nipples in photos anyway? Have they been doing this long? Should I have been subscribing to this magazine? And when did Malin Akerman decide nudity was part of her repertoire? I need answers!

Malin Akerman was in Hawaii this week doing whatever it is actresses do and busted out a sexy white bikini, matched it with a cowboy hat, and ensured herself at least one more month of relevancy. It must be tough being a semi-successful actress, having to go ]]>

Malin Akerman was in Hawaii this week doing whatever it is actresses do and busted out a sexy white bikini, matched it with a cowboy hat, and ensured herself at least one more month of relevancy. It must be tough being a semi-successful actress, having to go on vacations, wear bikinis, get your picture taken, all for the sake of keeping your name out there without actually making it look like you are trying to do just that. Yep, that’s a rough life, I tell ya.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night and I guess the event is some kind of big deal since just about every sexy celebrity in the world got all dressed up and attended the event. Those who made the trip to the Met ]]>

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night and I guess the event is some kind of big deal since just about every sexy celebrity in the world got all dressed up and attended the event. Those who made the trip to the Met included (in order below) Christina Hendricks, Rachel Bilson, Alessandra Ambrosio, Emma Watson, Bar Refaeli, Sienna Miller (with Jude Law?), Katy Perry, Kate Hudson, Kristen Bell, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Emmy Rossum, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Malin Akerman, Eva Mendes, Jessica Stam, and Jessica Szohr. Amazingly, this wasn’t even the complete list of babes in attendance. I think we have a new record for most sexy celebrity women at one event. Now how do I get tickets to next year’s shindig?

This weekend two photo shoots from days gone by came to my attention and despite the fact that they are not new I felt they warranted us taking a good look at them. One was Marisa Miller in the February 2009 issue of Esquire Czech Republic, and ]]>

This weekend two photo shoots from days gone by came to my attention and despite the fact that they are not new I felt they warranted us taking a good look at them. One was Marisa Miller in the February 2009 issue of Esquire Czech Republic, and the other was Malin Akerman in some photo shoot for Cafe magazine. I don’t know when Malin’s photo shoot took place, but as you will learn once you see the photos, it really is of no consequence.

There were, of course, a bunch of Oscar parties in Hollywood last night, which also meant that there were a lot of sexy celebrity babes all dressed up and looking their best. One of the best parties was the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party. There ]]>

There were, of course, a bunch of Oscar parties in Hollywood last night, which also meant that there were a lot of sexy celebrity babes all dressed up and looking their best. One of the best parties was the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party. There were way hotter babes here than at the actual show, by the way. I’m going to leave out photos of the babes I already covered in our Oscar coverage from Sunday night since you’ve already seen them (right?). Babes in attendance at Elton’s party included (in order below): Demi Lovato, Christina Hendricks, Michelle Rodriguez, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Lea Michele, Eva Amurri, Stacey Dash (with Jamie Foxx), Heidi Klum, Gina Gershon, Malin Akerman, Milla Jovovich, Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, and Kelly Brook.

Yesterday I dropped 73 pics of gorgeous Grammy-goers on you, but I just now got a hold of these photos of one Malin Akerman at the Grammy Awards in hands-down the best outfit of the night. Sorry, Marisa Miller. (Though I would like ]]>

Yesterday I dropped 73 pics of gorgeous Grammy-goers on you, but I just now got a hold of these photos of one Malin Akerman at the Grammy Awards in hands-down the best outfit of the night. Sorry, Marisa Miller. (Though I would like to see you in this outfit. Think about it.) In a way I am glad I just discovered these photos because they really did deserve a special, separate post of their own, don’t you think?

Apparently Warner Brothers and InStyle magazine held a Golden Globes after party and a whole bunch of babes who I didn’t actually see at the event itself were in attendance. Including Lindsay Lohan. Go figure. Anyhoo, the class of women at the after party was as good ]]>

Apparently Warner Brothers and InStyle magazine held a Golden Globes after party and a whole bunch of babes who I didn’t actually see at the event itself were in attendance. Including Lindsay Lohan. Go figure. Anyhoo, the class of women at the after party was as good or better than the event itself, so I share. In order below: Ashley Greene, Evangeline Lilly, Ashley Olsen, Malin Akerman, Isabel Lucas, Maggie Grace, AnnaLyne McCord, Olivia Munn, Ashley Tisdale, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Leslie Bibb, Neve Campbell (still alive!), Jennifer Carpenter (who I did see at the show), Amanda Righetti, Rose McGowan, Jessica Stroup, Molly Sims, Kate Walsh, Kayla Ewell (yum-yum), Rhona Mitra, Vanessa Hudgens, and Lindsay Lohan (looking rather tasty actually).

(To see the babes that were actually at the event, click right over here.)

1978… Film director Roman Polanski skips bail and flees to France. Serial killer Ted Bundy is captured in Pensacola, Florida. Pete Rose gets his 3,000th hit. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy is arrested. And on a much lighter note, these sexy ladies were born…

Over the span ]]>