Manuel Uribe

Quote of the Day

World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe got married (pic here if you’re curious, she’s far from hot though) a couple weeks back. However, due to his girth, they couldn’t do the nasty nuptials dance with their genitals. But they did now thanks to the magic of engineering! Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able ... Read more

Quote of the Day

This is a bit of a cheat because it’s a photo caption, but it’s awesome. Former World’s Fattest Man Manuel Uribe got married…here’s the caption from him entering the wedding area. Groom Manuel Uribe is rolled into the dance hall for his wedding reception. [source] Read more

Man weighing a half ton dies in Mexico

Every time a thousand pound man dies, an angel gets its diabetes. Read more