Anyone who is familiar with my literary ‘stylings’ knows how much I enjoy the work of the fine folks at Hombre magazine. This despite the fact that I don’t even know for sure where it’s published, nor have I actually ever, you know, physically seen the magazine itself. But it’s things like this 2010 calendar that makes their publication near and dear to my heart. In alphabetical order (also kinda, sorta, because I only know who a few of these babes are and I am listing them by their first names because that’s all some of them have): Angelique Boyer, Dorismar, Fabiola Campomanes, Karla, Ludwika Paleta, María de la Fuente, Mariana Ávila, Maribel Guardia, Marisol González, Noelia, Sara Maldonado, Sugey Abrego, and Vielka Valenzuela. Happy New Year indeed…

Once again, as I am prone to do, I have no idea who the hell the babe I am posting about is, but once you get a load of Maria De La Fuente you’ll understand completely why I am doing it. My best guess is that she is Mexican and according to IMDB was born in 1918 making her the unmistakably hottest 90 year-old woman evar.