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Maria Menounos wears Giants bikini after losing Super Bowl bet

A. Isaac — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:26:41 +0000

Despite my undying love for Greek goddess Maria Menounos, she is an evil Patriots fan. A diehard one at that. And she paid up a bet with fellow Extra host A.J. Calloway by showing up in Times Square in a bikini.

There’s not much else that needs to be said here. Although we would have enjoyed Calloway in a Pats cheerleader outfit had their been a different result, we’re content with Menounos in a bikini. Here’s the segment if you missed it.

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The women of Super Bowl Media Day

A. Isaac — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:30:11 +0000

The Super Bowl is more than a just a football game now, its a worldwide entertainment event. Some would argue that the week leading up to the game is over-hyped.

Take for example, Media Day, the Tuesday of Super Bowl week.

In what started as a respectable forum for sports journalists to ask questions of players/coaches has turned into a stage for circus freaks. And we mean that most literally. Over the years, there’s been cross-dressers, marriage proposals, dancing, and a bevy of ignorant woman asking things of a sport they watch once a year.

Far be it for us to make fun of these women too much, because frankly, they’re easy on the eyes.

So let’s take a look back at some of the hottest women on Super Bowl media day including an update from last year’s post with bodybuilder hottie Rebeca Rubio.

Rebeca Rubio

Bodybuilder and fitness phenom Rebeca Rubio went toe-to-toe with players at Super Bowl XLV in Dallas, asking many of the men if she could measure their biceps. Judging from her guns and the look from Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith, safe to say some of the fellas were intimidated.

Inez Sainz
Sainz refers to herself as the “hottest sports reporter in Mexico“. And really, who are we to argue. She’s usually dressed in jeans that are so tight, its a wonder she can breathe. Terrell Owens must have noticed as well because she was the only reporter he spoke to on media day 2005. And let’s just say we would be shocked if Owens actually made eye contact with her. You know, sorta like the entire New York Jets team earlier this year.

Maria Menounos
It’s almost unfair to put a woman as highly regarded as Menounos on this list. This well-known hottie has done Super Bowl media day work for Access Hollywood. She once even broke the cardinal rule of journalism by showing her bias towards her Patriots a few years back. Given her hotness in that jersey, I’m going to go ahead and say everybody was quite alright with it.

Ines Gomez Mont
Ines Gomez Mont is yet another crazy Mexican TV reporter who is famous for a stunt you probably recall. Putting herself in a wedding dress, interrupting media day and proposing to Tom Brady. Considering Brady’s affinity for blondes, it’s no wonder he passed. I, however, am more than willing to oblige.

Veronica Grabowski
Former Miss Nevada USA 2008, Veronica Grabowski, was a correspondent for Super Bowl XLII on an ESPN radio station in Nevada. And by correspondent, we of course mean, she showed everyone her amazing cleavage. Speaking of correspondents, I saw some great ones at the gentleman’s club this weekend.

Mireya Grisales
Working for Telemundo, a TV station in Mexico, Grisales made quite an impression on players when she sported a “Dream Team 69″ shirt. While interviewers usually flock to players, it was the other way around as Super Bowl participants gathered around to get a good look at the Mexican TV star. “I’m here looking for a dream team so I need a man of steel,” she said… “”I’m looking for a man that can play on my team.” ME! ME! I can play.

Renee Sapp
This Salsa dancing phenom led several players in a dancing competition at Super Bowl 43 two years ago. Fair to say that the participants were more interested in Renee’s smoking hot body than the actual dancing part. A few players even got a bit too handsy (pictured below).

Sarah Spain
Spain made headlines a few years back for auctioning herself off on eBay for a trip to the Super Bowl. “I LOVE football, LOVE the Bears, can drink with the best of them, and let’s be honest, I’m darn cute,”. Essentially, Spain is what we refer to as the “perfect woman”. She parlayed the eBay thing into a gig as a blogger and TV personality.

Marisol Gonzalez
No way, another Mexican TV “reporter? Color me shocked. Gonzalez worked for TV Azteca’s rival, Televisa for the 2008 Super Bowl. She’s also competed for Miss Universe 2003, modeled, and acted the last few years.

Jenn Brown
Brown deserves a lot of credit here, she knows her stuff. She’s worked for ESPN and Inside the NFL on Showtime. Prior to that, her claim to fame was going to the same school as Erin Andrews (University of Florida). She also looks great in a bikini, not like that’s important or anything.

Kimberly Caldwell
If you know who Kimberly Caldwell is, then I’m going to take a wild guess and say that you’re not a fan of the site. It’s not often we hit on past American Idol contestants here. For what it’s worth, Caldwell did a splendid job as a correspondent for E! last year during Super Bowl week. Her downfall though is that she doesn’t whore herself out like some of her Mexican TV counterparts. She could use a lesson or two from Ines Sainz.

Molly Querim
Though Molly is not as well-known as some of the other woman on this list, she nonetheless has quite a resume. Molly anchors ESPN digital media content including ESPN Rise TV, GameUP, MMA Live and College Football Spotlight. Additionally, Molly has helped launch the highly acclaimed Streak for the Cash. Oh, she won an Emmy too. What a go-getter.

Melyssa Ford
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so judging from this picture I think it’s fair to say the Seattle Seahawks were big fans of Melyssa Ford at the 2006 Super Bowl. If you’re not familiar with Ms. Ford’s work, well, you’re certainly missing out. The Canadian model and actress is simply referred to as “Jessica Rabbit” by many in the industry. Why you ask? For her voluptuous figure of course.

Kellie Pickler
Yet another American Idol finalist who for some reason was asked to be a correspondent for the Super Bowl — this time for Jay Leno. Pickler isn’t exactly the creme de la creme of intelligence, but man, she’s got great assets. She was smart enough to parlay her success into some excellent plastic surgery work. No really, she went from like a B cup to “wow, you have big jugs… I mean, your boobs are huge“.

2012 SAG Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:00:18 +0000

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

69th Annual Golden Globe Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:05:32 +0000

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

Maria Menounos was also in a bikini over New Year’s

Douglas Charles — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:00:36 +0000

Maria Menounos, much like Jessica Alba, spent some time in a bikini over the New Year’s weekend. Maria was in Miami where it appears the water or perhaps the air temperature was a little nippy. I have to give this round to Maria over Jessica. They both brought the goods, but Maria, despite a three-year disadvantage in the age department went the extra mile by actually being within 500 yards of a camera. That and the fact that, as I mentioned, it seemed she was a little *ahem* cold gives her the win on… points.

Maria Menounos was a WWE diva for a night

A. Isaac — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:47:35 +0000

Greek Goddess Maria Menounos participated in WWE’s, Tribute to the Troops, on Tuesday night in an 8-way tag team match that included Menounos, Alicia Fox, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly against, The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie) and The Divas of Doom (Natalya & Beth Phoenix). Not surprisingly, Menounos was the star of the show pinning her arch-nemesis, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix.

Here are some photos and video of Maria’s appearance.

[WWE Tribute To The Troops]

2011 Emmy Awards winners and photos

Douglas Charles — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:56:43 +0000

Christina Hendricks won before they even gave out any awards...

The 2011 Emmy Awards are in the books. Some actors and actresses were winners, some were losers, no one really cares, but them. However, as usual this was a showcase for sexy ladies and therefore I must file this report. Among those who put on their Sunday best and ‘cheered’ on the winners were (in order, below the winners): Adrianne Palicki, Cobie Smulders, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Nina Dobrev (looking so hot), Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Hyland, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Julia Stiles, Kelly Osbourne, Shaun Robinson, Aimee Teegarden, Cat Deeley, Julianna Margulies, Maria Bello, Kaley Cuoco, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Olivia Munn, Anna Torv, Minka Kelly, and Christina Hendricks.

The winners…
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Guy Pearce – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Peter Dinklage – Game of Thrones
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Margo Martindale – Justified
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Julie Bowen – Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Outstanding Title Change: Mark Henry – World Heavyweight Championship (whoops, wrong show)
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Barry Pepper – The Kennedys
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Kate Winslet – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Melissa McCarthy – Mike & Molly
Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series: Jason Katims – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman – Modern Family
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: The Amazing Race
Outstanding Miniseries or Movie: Downton Abbey
Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
Outstanding Photo Op of the Evening: Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher*
Outstanding Hotness in a TV Commercial During the Telecast: Charlize Theron*

(*Not an official Emmy Award.)

Maria Menounos in a Celtics jersey will ease your lockout pain

A. Isaac — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:30:16 +0000

While the NBA toils in relative obscurity, basketball fans everywhere are finding a way to fill the void. Some, have ventured into the wonderful world of international basketball. Others are more than pleased to watch summer league and pick-up games from guys like Kevin Durant.

But there are men, like myself, who are resigned to the fate of a locked out 2011-2012 NBA season–and nothing will serve as a replacement. For those men, I offer you a small, yet delightful consolation prize.

Here’s sexy Greek goddess Maria Menounos in a Celtics jersey.

Maria Menounos is tasty Greek goodness

Douglas Charles — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:00:41 +0000

Those "words" are really messing with the feng shui of this photo...

I’m not 100% sure that these photos of Maria Menounos for the latest issue of Greek Nitro magazine are new (foreign mags tend to be a bit sketchy in that regard), but what I do know is that they are hot! If you aren’t familiar with this Nitro magazine you need to get familiar. It is arguably my favorite magazine in the world and I don’t even read or speak Greek. Now why would a magazine I can’t read be my favorite I can hear you thinking? Well, give it a little thought and you’ll quickly figure it out. (Hint: Rhymes with Barge Tested Slimmin’.)

2011 MTV Video Music Awards recap: Pics, winners, and video of Lady Gaga as ‘Jo Calderone’

Douglas Charles — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:21:55 +0000

Sex-ay! Just kidding, the real sexy stuff is down below... (sorry)

The MTV Video Music Awards is the one place that if you are looking to see beautiful celebrities, from sexy singers to hot actresses, you might want to add to your must-attend list (Lady Gaga performing as Jo Calderone aside). 2011 at the Nokia theater in Los Angeles was no exception to this rule as you can see below from the number of hot ladies who took time out of their Sunday to get all dolled up for a night of musical performances, awards-presenting, all-around narcissistic self-love, and wondering what in the f*ck Cloris Leachman was doing anywhere near this place.

As I alluded to above, Lady Gaga opened the show by performing her single “Yoü and I” as her male alter-ego Jo Calderone. Seriously, that’s her, I swear.

Here are your 2011 MTV Video Music Award winners…

Best Pregnancy Announcement: Beyonce
Best Video With A Message: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Best Pop Video: Britney Spears, “Till the World Ends”
Best Rock Video: Foo Fighters, “Walk”
Best Collaboration Video: Katy Perry featuring Kanye West, “E.T.”
Best Hip-Hop Video: Nicki Minaj, “Super Bass”
Best Male Video: Justin Bieber, “U Smile” (Who thanked both God AND Jesus.)
Best New Artist: Tyler The Creator, “Yonkers”
Best Female Video: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
Video Of The Year: Katy Perry, “Firework”

And here are a few of lovely ladies who were in attendance at this soiree (in order below): Demi Lovato, JoJo, Kelly Rowland, Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Zoe Saldana, Katy Perry, Skylar Grey, Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian (Humphries), and Britney Spears.

7 Patriots fans that Chad Ochocinco should live with

A. Isaac — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:30:33 +0000

Chad Ochocinco says he wants to live with a New England Patriots fan for the first few weeks of the season. Well, we’ve done our due diligence and gone through hundreds of resumes for him and these seven seem to have the most to offer.

So Chad, which one will it be? Personally, I think Deidrababe and Heather look like loads of fun.

7 Sarah Palin

If Chad gets lost on the way to stadium, Sarah Palin can help out. Apparently, she can see Foxboro all the way from her backyard.

6 Dalai Lama

Who better to offer some guidance and wisdom while Chad gets acclimated in his new town.

5 Superfan

Fashion tips for local area bars? Look no further than this guy.

4 Random hot chicks

Ménage à Trois

3 Maria Menounos

The obvious choice for #1 here, but Maria seems to be more of a quarterback jersey chaser. Watch your back Gisele.

2 Rice Girl

On his dating show, Chad said, “Black, White, Chinese, I don’t care what you are,” he said. “If you put a smile on my face, I don’t want much. I want somebody who is fun, has a personality”. 85, meet Rice Girl, the most exotic and sexy of all Pats fans.

1 Deidrababe and Heather

Ochocinco once tweeted that “Russell the Love Muscle” was 10.5-11 inches on a good day. He’s going to need all of that to please these ladies.

Maria Menounos exercises, interviewed herself on video

Douglas Charles — Thu, 26 May 2011 17:00:35 +0000

Ahhh, I see what they did here. It’s Self magazine, Maria Menounos interviews people for a living, so they had her interview herSELF! Very clever. Now where are the bikini pics? Also, is Maria working regularly on any show these days? I’ve lost track of her. Pretty much the only time I see her on TV now is when she’s doing those red carpet things. I think ESPN should revive those workout shows they used to do on ESPN2 and get Maria to host one of those. She’d be perfect for that. Man, I miss those days.

Maria Menounos bikini pics start the day off right

Douglas Charles — Tue, 03 May 2011 11:00:19 +0000

As you can see, the view at the beach that day was enchanting...

Our favorite (What does she do again? Oh yeah…) TV presenter Maria Menounos went to the beach the other day and let’s just say it would have been a good day to visit this beach. How does one get one of those TV presenter jobs anyway? I’d like a gig like that. Work a few days a year, go to the beach, make loads of money. Oh, you have to be a hot babe? Damn. I’m out then I guess.

The sexy ladies of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards

Douglas Charles — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:00:21 +0000

Scarlett Johansson won the award for looking like she just had a quickie in the limo...

By now you’ve probably heard that The King’s Speech won the Oscar for Best Picture, and Natalie Portman and Colin Firth won the Academy Awards for Best Actress and Actor, but just in case you didn’t watch (lucky you) or get a good enough look at the all the sexy women that were in attendance (the truly important stuff from last night), now is your chance. Some of the ladies that were in attendance looking as beautiful as ever were (in order below): Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore, Michelle Williams, Virginia Madsen, Maria Menounos, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon (feeding all of my I Dream of Jeanie fantasies), Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry (awesome as usual), Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mallika Sherawat, Erin Andrews (wait, what?), James Franco, and Zzzzzzzzzzzz…

The sexy ladies of Super Bowl Media Day

A. Isaac — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:00:16 +0000

The Super Bowl is more than a just a football game now, its a worldwide entertainment event. Some would argue that the week leading up to the game is over-hyped.

Take for example, Media Day, the Tuesday of Super Bowl week.

Far be it for us to make fun of these women too much, because frankly, they’re easy on the eyes.

So let’s take a look back at some of the hottest women on Super Bowl media day.

Amare Stoudemire’s three-pointer just late as Celtics win

A. Isaac — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:29:56 +0000

Amare Stoudemire’s three pointer came just after time expired as the Celtics went on to beat the Knicks 118-116 last night. And while we’re not ready to call this a rivalry just yet, if these two teams can play thrillers like that, it’s only a matter of time.

Here’s video of the play in question. Pretty clear that the ball is still in Amare’s hands as the buzzer sounds.

The Knicks aren’t there just yet but you’re starting to see the makings of a team that might make noise in next year’s playoffs. Of course, this is dependent on a few things. One, being the health of Amare Stoudemire who is the cornerstone of the team right now. The second is not in the players’ or coaches hands at all but rather with MSG chairman James Dolan. He’s been fairly adamant the last few months that he wants to bring Isiah Thomas back into the fold. Zeke isn’t the franchise killer many make him out to be, but this is a situation where the phrase, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” seems apropos. A wise management move by Dolan would be no move at all at this point.

On a side note to last night’s Celtics win comes this tweet from superfan Maria Menounos. Regardless of your feelings on the franchise itself, you have to love her enthusiasm. And yes, it helps that she is kind on the eyes.

Emma Stone won the MTV Video Music Awards

Douglas Charles — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:00:39 +0000

The MTV Video Music Awards took place last night for some reason. Not sure how you can have video music awards when no one watched music videos anymore, but I digress. As usual, since it is a lame awards show, many sexy babes were there including Emma Stone in the best dress of the evening. Also in attendance, shown in order below, Emma, Hayley Williams, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Audrina Patridge, Victoria Justice, Rosario Dawson, Amber Lancaster, Ciara, Ashley Greene, Jenna Jameson, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Brenda Song, Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, and Maria Menounos.

Even more sexy pics from the VMAs here and here and here and here.

The Emmys happened [61 sexy celebrity photos]

Douglas Charles — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:00:31 +0000

As you know by now, The 2010 Emmy Awards took place last night. Some shows won, some lost, some people won, some lost, but more importantly it was a great excuse for a whole bunch of sexy celebrity ladies to put on their best attire and pose for photographs. Among those appearing at last night’s festivities were (in order below): Anna Paquin, Brooke Burke, Carrie Ann Inaba, Claire Danes, Emily Blunt, Emily Deschanel, Eva Longoria, Heidi Klum, January Jones, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Julie Benz, Kim Kardashian, Lauren Graham, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Stephanie Pratt. Oh yeah, and Christina Hendricks (I hear you guys like her).

Even more photos from the 2010 Emmy Awards here.

Maria Menounos shows off her football skills

A. Isaac — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:29:49 +0000

Several celebrities were on hand for the EA Madden Celebrity Pigskin game in Malibu. Foremost among them was Maria Menounos who won MVP of the flag football affair. And while I’m all sure there are many out there who are concerned about the score and the stats, I’m guessing there’s a larger group that just wants to see Maria Menounos looking hot.

And at Guyism, we like to think we’re a site for the people.

Marisa Miller and Maria Menounos sex up celebrity softball game

A. Isaac — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:38:30 +0000

Marisa Miller and Maria Menounos can pretty much look sexy doing anything. If we threw both of them into a vat of McDonald’s lard and told them to wrestle, it would be must-see Tv. In fact, it’d probably get better ratings than that amazingly boring World Cup final.

Anyways, celebrities came out in full force for the All-Star softball game yesterday. Suffice to say that the highlight of the contest were Miller and Menounos in tight, stretchy pants. It’s almost enough to ignore Maria’s annoying Boston fascination.