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Mario's a shitty roommate

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Mario's a shitty roommate

It may just be my highly medicated, soup-filled sick state, but this video of some dude living with Mario as a roommate amused me quite a bit. Put on your laughing hats, folks.

Once you get past the fun of freebasing invincibility stars and injecting growth mushrooms into your

The life of a Goomba

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The life of a Goomba

Okay I feel like I’ve been covering Mario a lot lately given the fact that the asshole has been around for like 25 years but this video is freaking awesome and brilliant in its dystopic simplicity.

Point: Being a Goomba sucks. Unless they have really good wages and a

Poor Mario

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Poor Mario

Not sure where this comic comes from (if you know, leave it in the comments so I can attribute the creator) but I love any comic with Mario.

Angelina Jolie uses the Nintendo DS to stay fit?

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Angelina Jolie uses the Nintendo DS to stay fit?

Angelina Jolie is universally regarded as the hottest girl alive. So prepare to find her even hotter when you learn that she’s playing Nintendo DS games like a 15 year-old Japanese schoolgirl.

The Princess should be less of a bitch to Mario

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The Princess should be less of a bitch to Mario

This is like a day old now but whatever, I was going to post it yesterday and screw GoDaddy for denying you that. Anyway, this clip is one of the ones being released by Seth MacFarlane’s new Web cartoon project.

The Princess is kind of right…it’s not like it’s