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Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you. Read more

BREAKING: Penn State cancels Joe Paterno press conference; Matt Millen gets emotional

Joe Paterno

In what can only be a deemed a cowardly move by Penn State administration, Joe Paterno’s scheduled press conference this afternoon has been canceled. It appears the school is scrambling for answers and although they suggested Paterno would not address anything outside of the Nebraska game, it’s became quite clear that it would have been impossible. Read more

Stuart Scott has trouble pronouncing “function”

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There are times in sports broadcasting when you know you’ve reached an ultimate low. Sometimes, those times are painfully obvious. For Howard Cosell it was the “little monkey” comment, for Jim Gray it was his repeated questioning of Pete Rose at the All-Century Team. And for Stuart Scott, it was the time Matt Millen openly ... Read more

VIDEO: Matt Millen and Steve Young verbally spar on air

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NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Steve Young comes off a bit smug on air sometimes. It’s been going on for a few years now and frankly, it’s downright annoying. Rarely do other analysts call him out for it, probably because, it’s not professional and in general, they’d look pretty stupid. Read more

Matt Millen on Rod Marinelli: “One of the best coaches I’ve ever been around”

Rod Marinelli

It’s as if Matt Millen is channeling all of his stupidity and ignorance into one single line. “That guy right there is one of the best coaches I’ve ever been around”, Millen said during yesterday’s broadcast of the Dolphins-Bears game. The “guy” he is referring to is none other than Rod Marinelli, Read more

10 things that last longer than a Rick Pitino sexual encounter

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By know, you’ve heard about the Rick Pitino-Karen Sypher extortion trial. You’ve also more than likely heard about Pitino’s less than stellar sexual performance. Although he testified the experience with Sypher lasted about 15 seconds, we all know we tend to give ourselves more credit in the sack than we deserve. Read more

More proof that Matt Millen is an idiot

I will try to hide my utter disdain for Matt Millen by not dropping f-bombs and/or calling him an a-hole; although he’s certainly worthy of those titles given his absolute butchering of the Detroit Lions over an entire decade. Read more

10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider

Like its predecessor the Death Star, the Large Hadron Collider is now fully operational. Which of course leads everyone to believe that the world is almost certainly coming to an end. Enjoy your last few days on Earth folks. In the meantime though, here are some things in sports that are scarier than the LHC. Read more

Jerry Jones butting his nose in the Cowboys offensive scheme

No doubt that Jerry Jones knows his fair share of football. He played on a national championship team in college and has been the owner of the Cowboys for over 20 years. But I’m still not sure where in his resume it says he is an offensive guru. More or less it sounds as if ... Read more

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE…

Anytime you hear Matt Millen utter football related nonsense from his mouth this fall, please just remember this. Of the 39 players who were drafted for the Lions from 2002-2006, 1, count them, 1 is still on the Lions. That folks is how you ruin a franchise. That is how your team goes 0-16. That ... Read more

BEWARE, MATT MILLEN WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER

As I sat there and watched Matt Millen on NBC, I felt nauseous. My whopper from earlier that afternoon started to creep its way up my esophagus. I was disgusted. Of all the people NBC could hire as an analyst, they hired Matt Millen? Honestly, who’s running the show at the Peacock Network? Did William ... Read more