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Fox News compares the Government to a rapist
I’m a big fan of clever analogies. But this one that aired on Fox News the other day is a bit extreme. Awesome, but extreme.
That’s a ballsy freaking analogy. I mean, I think we all know what it’s like to get raped by a guy in an Uncle
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Quote of the Day
Since the news has basically given up on reporting actual news, they're telling stories of assholes with squirrels in their attic. Like this asshole with a squirrel in his attic. History will show it was the squirrel who started this war. In an instinctive act of aggression, it occupied
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What a tragic death
I can’t see any way that the headline writer on this story didn’t know how this would look in writing so I will applaud him on his creativity.
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I should have known not to trust that hamster
How do you turn a tragic story about the disappearance of a young girl into a lighthearted bit of whimsy? Running the wrong picture for the suspect’s photo (see 0:17 in on the clip).
Even if you don’t agree with what he’s doing, you have to really applaud the
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Woman sucks at parenting, publicly admits she doesn't love daughter
A British woman has a feature in the Daily Mail today about her problem with parenting. Well, not parenting because she’s an awesome mom to one daughter, but rather the fact that she just doesn’t seem to like her other child.
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"Try this fabulous cock"
I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.
Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of
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This reporter "can't hear shit"
Reporters cursing happens a lot. It’s kind of overkill at this point. But what makes this clip special is the absolute horror coming from the faces of the anchor when the reporter on site claims that she “can’t hear crap”.
It’s tough. She’s just a reporter trying to make
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Reminder: Reporters are all whores
This is old but I just saw it on Reddit and it's hilarious, so why not...Some reporter for the FOX affiliate in NYC was reporting from Randall's Island (a wacky island off of Manhattan with mini golf and an asylum) and she got a dollar bill shoved down her
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Laura Ingraham isn't good at news
This is seriously a tour de force of Cery. Laura Ingraham, popular radio talk host and host of the recently-canceled Fox News show “Just In,” doesn’t seem to be good at hiring a staff or being a news host/human being.
It’s a long video but it’s worth it. She
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Amy Jacobson has big boobs and does not want you to question them
Via Fark comes this awesome article in today's Chicago Tribune about disgraced reporter Amy Jacobson, who was photographed by a competing news station in a
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Houston reporters think wrestling is real
People often like to mock Southerners but, well, it's pretty well-deserved. Some Houston station is reporting that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was hurt last night on RAW. See the clip below and make your own call.