Medicine

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When you’re a doctor, your job is pretty simple….take care of the patient, don’t do anything creepy. One California doctor who branded his patient’s uterus with her name after removing it may have done will with the first part, but is definitely failing the second. Read more

Doctor arrested in Finland for suckling on patient

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Traditional medicine has come a long way, but who’s to say that unconventional methods can’t work too? If you believe that, you and a Finnish doctor accused of molesting a patient may have a lot in common. Read more

Doctor banned after doing all sorts of weird sexual things to patients

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Unconventional medicine is a very lucrative industry despite the fact that there isn’t a whole lot of proof that “medicine specialists” can cure a whole lot. But hey, if you think it helps, so be it. That said, if you meet a doctor like Australia’s Dr. Grant Woo, accused of odd sexually deviant activities to ... Read more

Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

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A lot of ads catering to men focus on the almighty importance of the erection. “Take this if it’s too soft, this if it’s not up enough, this if it wears a top hat and performs at burlesque shows.” One Indian man experienced a very solid erection, but there was a small (big?) problem: It ... Read more

Chinese muggers are inconsiderate

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A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass. Read more

Masturbation, gay sex cause the swine flu

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There’s now scientific evidence behind the causes of the swine flu, with the revelation that the illness is caused by masturbation and homosexuality. Assuming you can trust the doctors in Kuala Lumpur. Read more

Quote of the Day

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This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me. A Fulton County jury has ... Read more

This doctor is an asshole

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A lot of people waste a doctor’s time with their various “Oh I have a bump on my arm” or “Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head” bullcrap reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any ... Read more

Paramedics sure love inappropriately fondling women

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It may shock you to learn that an industry which primarily features unconscious or drugged women would be a haven for sexual predators. Read more

New study says fitness in a pill is possible

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Fatties of the world rejoice! A pill that simulates exercise may be not too far away, based on testing on mice that turned them into superstar athletes. Results published today in the journal Cell show the drugs turn ordinary mice into trim marathon champions. There should be no shortage of volunteers ready see if they ... Read more

I could be a doctor

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I thought there was a science to being a doctor. Turns out, all you need is a hammer and a little bit of hope. A suburban Kansas City man said he feels fine, even though a nailgun accidentally fired a 2.5-inch nail into the top of his head. The mishap occurred last Friday while George ... Read more