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Doctor arrested in Finland for suckling on patient

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Doctor arrested in Finland for suckling on patient

Traditional medicine has come a long way, but who’s to say that unconventional methods can’t work too? If you believe that, you and a Finnish doctor accused of molesting a patient may have a lot in common.

Doctor banned after doing all sorts of weird sexual things to patients

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Doctor banned after doing all sorts of weird sexual things to patients

Unconventional medicine is a very lucrative industry despite the fact that there isn't a whole lot of proof that "medicine specialists" can cure a whole lot. But hey, if you think it helps, so be it. That said, if you meet a doctor like Australia's Dr. Grant Woo, accused of odd sexually deviant

Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

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Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

A lot of ads catering to men focus on the almighty importance of the erection. "Take this if it's too soft, this if it's not up enough, this if it wears a top hat and performs at burlesque shows." One Indian man experienced a very solid erection, but there was a small (big?) problem: It lasted for 21

Chinese muggers are inconsiderate

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Chinese muggers are inconsiderate

A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass.

Masturbation, gay sex cause the swine flu

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Masturbation, gay sex cause the swine flu

There’s now scientific evidence behind the causes of the swine flu, with the revelation that the illness is caused by masturbation and homosexuality. Assuming you can trust the doctors in Kuala Lumpur.

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me. A Fulton County

This doctor is an asshole

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This doctor is an asshole

A lot of people waste a doctor's time with their various "Oh I have a bump on my arm" or "Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head" bullcrap reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more.