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Celebrities are idiots. This is proven every time Mel Gibson starts ranting and raving or any time Lindsay Lohan walks out of a store with a “borrowed” necklace or any time Charlie Sheen does, well, anything really. It’s also proven over and over and over again by the ridiculous tattoos they willingly pay to have painfully etched onto their bodies. Don’t get me wrong, tattoos are cool, but it’s not like the following celebrities are hardened prison badasses who can pull that kind of thing off. Well, besides Mike Tyson anyway. No, the following ten celebrity tattoos are just ten more pieces of evidence that celebrities tend to live in their own world, their own ridiculous, ridiculous world. So let’s make fun of them, shall we?

10 Fred Durst
Hey, it’s great that Fred Durst idolizes both Kurt Cobain and Elvis Presley. A lot of people do. But most people don’t decide to get the faces of their idols tattooed on their chest. But Fred Durst is a former tattoo artist and also kind of an idiot, so, hey, why not? The worst thing about this tattoo is that every time Fred Durst looks in the mirror he has to look at two faces staring back at him who actually have the one thing he so obviously lacks: talent. Why would he want to remind himself of that every day? Maybe he is just a masochist. Who knows?

9 Eve
What the hell are those paw prints even supposed to mean? Are they supposed to memorialize the time a raccoon crawled all over her chest or something? This one is just confusing which is what makes it so stupid. I guess she might have been trying to make some sort of statement about being a woman and being walked on or… look, I’m just trying to help her out here but let’s face it, there is absolutely no good reason for getting a tattoo of animal paws on your chest. I’m pretty sure that’s one of the Ten Commandments. You know, one of the minor ones? Thou shalt not get crappy animal paws tattooed on thy chest. It’s in the Bible. You can look it up if you don’t believe me.

8 Brock Lesnar
Uh, Brock, I hate to tell you this, but that sword on your chest? Yeah, it kind of looks like a penis. I’m guessing no one had that balls to tell Brock to his face when he decided to get this mistake slapped on his chest that it would just make it look like he was, uh, what’s the cleanest way I can put this? That he was, uh, making love to a disembodied penis with his pecs every time he moved. Really, I can’t talk any more about this without things getting outrageously dirty so let’s just move on.

7 Tom Arnold
Yeah, I’m guessing Tom Arnold wants a do over on this one. But who could have foreseen such a thing? Who could have known that one day he would regret getting the face of Roseanne friggin’ Barr tattooed on his chest? If my computer had a sarcasm button I would be mashing the hell out of that thing right now because the correct answer to those questions is everybody. Jesus, Tom, it wasn’t bad enough that you married her and had to sleep with her (which I’m guessing involved a wagonload of Wild Turkey, a lot of tears and the darkest room on the face of the earth) you had to tattoo that awful face on your chest too? I mean, come on, dude. Did you really need the money that badly? Then again, he’s Tom Arnold so maybe he just understood that this was the best he could do and he decided to memorialize it via the permanence of a tattoo. God, that’s a depressing thought. Great, now I just feel sad.

6 Hayden Panettiere
On first glance, Hayden’s tattoo seems like just another harmless albeit self-indulgent celebrity tattoo. On second glance, the tattoo, which reads Vivere senza rimipianti, Italian for “live without regrets”, is misspelled. Yup. Apparently, the tattoo artist slipped an extra “i” into the Italian word rimpianti, creating the gibberish word rimipianti, which I’m guessing is Italian for lolololol. Poor Hayden. I guess it’s a good thing her giant sloth of a boyfriend can’t read. Also, if he can read, I didn’t write that.

5 Brad Pitt
Oh, come on now. Is this thing real? Apparently it is. You would assume that this tattoo, nonsensical as it is, would have some sort of hidden meaning, like one of those Sanskrit or Kabbalah tattoos that are too complex for the tiny brains of simple folk to comprehend. I mean, after all, he is married to Angelina Jolie who would probably get a tattoo of a bear taking a dump in the woods if you told her it had some sort of hidden, mystical meaning. That assumption would be dumb enough. But that doesn’t even cover Pitt’s ridiculous tattoo. No, apparently, one night Angelina just decided to doodle a bunch of dumb crap on Brad’s back and, naturally, he decided to immortalize her adorable whimsy (there goes that sarcasm button again) by having a tattoo artist permanently ink it onto his back. What else is there to say after that?

4 Mena Suvari
Really, it’s the whole package that makes this a terrible tattoo. Let’s go into the mind of the tattoo artist to try to figure this out: “Okay, so you want a tattoo of a lion. That’s cool. Sorta anyway. You want it where? On your neck? Uh, okay. Um, well, the lion’s face sort of looks like an old man’s, so do you want us to change it? No? You want us to add some gibberish below that? Okay, you’re the boss. So what do you want it to say? A song lyric maybe? Those are popular. Wait… what? WORD SOUND POWER? Uh… okay. Jesus, you know this is permanent right? You can’t just wash this off later. Okay, just checking.” I’m going to guess that since this is on her back and neck, Mena has never had to truly see how awful this looks. Somebody get this lady a mirror, damn it!

3 Megan Fox
First of all, bravo to Megan Fox for quoting Shakespeare. But this just screams pretentious, don’t you think? Almost all tattoos that are famous quotes just make the tattoo’s owner look shallow and ridiculous instead of deep and wise. But like I said, maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt for quoting King Lear instead of… wait, why is she quoting King Lear? What in the hell does that have to do with Megan Fox? Does she understand that she is basically the modern version of a “gilded butterfly?” Who is she laughing at? If anything, the quote just makes her look like she has no self-awareness at all. Yes, Megan, you are valued for your depth and your talent and not for the fact that you are something that horny guys like to stare at and little more. This quote is so maddeningly pretentious that it makes people forget the fact that she has a ridiculous tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s face plastered on her body, which makes the shoulder tattoo doubly insane because if anyone could be culturally associated with the concept of the “gilded butterfly” it’s Marilyn Monroe.

2 Dennis Rodman
Jesus, Dennis. What in the hell is that? Is that a lady with… with a giant penis? What is going on there? Taken on the whole, in the context of Dennis Rodman’s mighty oeuvre of crazy, maybe this isn’t so ridiculous. I mean, of course Dennis Rodman has a tattoo of a winged lady who looks like she’s about to go down on her own giant penis. It would be unnatural if he didn’t. I’m guessing this is how he led the NBA in rebounds all those years. He would go up for a missed shot and the dude fighting him for the rebound would see that thing and get scared shitless and back right the hell off. Oh Dennis, you are a crafty one.

1 Mike Tyson
Oh come on, like it could be anybody else. Really, if we’re being honest here, doesn’t this seem like it was Iron Mike’s fate all along? To have the most ridiculous celebrity tattoo of them all? I think a lot of people have grown immune to Tyson’s craziness over the years and now nobody really bats an eye at this damn thing anymore but let’s not forget how shocked people were when this happened — not really shocked that he was crazy enough to get a tattoo like this, but that he got a tattoo that covered half his damn face. It’s one thing to think a dude could be that nuts. It’s another thing to actually see it and when he first emerged with that thing on the side of his head people were dumbfounded. It’s not like it has any sort of deep meaning either. He just did it because it would look crazy. You can’t convince me he had any other reason, and hey, good for him I guess. I mean, when you’re Mike Tyson you might as well embrace that. Besides, in a few years the dude will probably get, like, antlers or a giant rhino horn surgically implanted into his head and we’ll forget all about a simple tattoo. But for now, that simple tattoo is hideous enough and dumb enough to be the worst celebrity tattoo of them all. Congrats, Mike.

That, and the fact that I found it utterly amusing.

“I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox,” Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick, told E! News exclusively.

Thompson declined to elaborate further on specifics of the negotiations, but added that being in talks with more than one actress is not meant as an affront to the talent involved, but rather is simply de rigueur for projects of this nature.

“It’s a very serious selection,” Thompson continued. “It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.”

He left out one part there at the end. The part where this was for A LIFETIME MOVIE.

Lindsay Lohan would do a movie if it were only to appear on the Internet viewable by just females between the age of 40 and 43 in Papua New Guinea if it meant she would be able to cash a paycheck. Whereas Megan Fox, while having pretty much killed her career by talking shit about Michael Bay, has made more money from those Transformers movies than I care to think about. Plus she has those sweeeet 90210 residuals her husband’s (ugh) still banking.

My money’s on Lindsay in this one based on casting couch experience alone.

Lindsay Lohan, Look Out: Megan Fox Also in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor [E!]

Not to discredit a poll consisting of a group of people — less in number than your average WNBA game — on their selection of celebrity body parts, but doesn’t this chick look a little weird? I mean you’d do her, I’m sure. But I wouldn’t savor it as much as I’d hope I’d savor banging out the “perfect woman.”

Plus you could slap Kelly Brook’s boobs on anyone and I’d probably have sex with them. An ugly chick, some guy named Pedro, a lemur..doesn’t matter. Hardly a fair advantage for this composite fictional person I’m analyzing for reasons I’m not entirely clear on.

Is this the ultimate woman? Technology merges best parts of some of the world’s most beautiful celebrities [DailyMail]

2011 has been a very quiet year for Megan Fox since she, you know, got booted out of the Transformers series (smart move), but she’s still managed to hang on to this sweet gig for Giorgio Armani. She’s working for both the men’s and women’s side of the brand as you can see from these videos. Now they aren’t the sexiest videos she’s ever made (not by a long shot), but hey, it’s Megan Fox looking really hot so that’s nothing to sneeze at.

FBI Closing in on Scarlett Johansson Hackers
“…the FBI is ‘honing in’ on the group of hackers and know the identity of at least one of them — and we’re told it’s the ringleader.”

REPORT: Jay-Z Has Secret Son
“Everyone knew she was sleeping around and sleeping with Jay.”

Tyler Perry Named Highest Paid Man in Entertainment with $130M
“In the list — compiled by Forbes.com — uber producer Jerry Bruckheimer ($113 M) and director Steven Spielberg ($107 M) round out the top three.”

Nic Cage: I Chased a Naked Stranger From My Home
“…I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle [ice lolly] in front of my bed.”

Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green Removing Tattoos Together
“Fox didn’t specify which of the 38-year-old actor’s many tattoos will be erased.”

Eva Longoria: No Longer on Speaking Terms with Tony Parker
“I’m going, ‘Wow!’ I think divorce agrees with me!”

Kendall Jenner, 15, Makes Runway Debut
“Now that both younger siblings having walked the catwalk, big sister Kim Kardashian couldn’t be more proud.”

Author Joe McGinniss: “Sarah Palin is an Utter Fraud, Vindictive Hypocrite”
“At best she’s a hypocrite — at worse she’s a vindictive hypocrite.”

“Housewife” Michaele Salahi Ran Off with Journey Rocker Neal Schon
“The Real Housewives of DC star was “missing” since early Tuesday, and her husband, Tareq, feared she’d been kidnapped.”

Surprise, Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Throws Drink at Photographer
“Lindsay Lohan just threw a full drink at a boy at V magazine party who dared to snap her pic.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Olivia Wilde in a sexy photo shoot for the latest issue of Allure magazine.

Megan Fox: Why I’m Waiting to Have Kids
“The primary reason she and Green have waited to start a family, Fox says, is because they want to be financially stable.”

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Says Singer Died From Seizure
“…there were traces of the prescription drug Librium, which is commonly used to relieve anxiety and control agitation caused by alcohol withdrawal…”

Levi Johnston: Bristol Palin Told Me, “Let’s Get Pregnant”
“Bristol Palin felt so slighted by Sarah Palin’s 2007 pregnancy, she wanted to one-up her famous mom with a bun in the oven of her own…”

Dina Lohan Not Concerned with Daughter Ali’s Sudden Weight Loss
“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt…”

Material Girl Forces Volunteers to Look Away at TIFF
“…eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film.”

Reese Witherspoon’s Black Eye — The First Pic Of Her Injury
“…Reese Witherspoon looked in good spirits despite sporting a black eye and bruises as she headed to a birthday party…”

Kate Gosselin: I’m Sure You Will See My Kids on TV Again
“I feel sad for my kids because of all of the opportunities that they’re now questioning what’s gonna happen.”

Bam Margera — Detained By Cops After Taxi Cab Punch-Out
“According the him, the cabbie started the whole thing by calling his lady friend a ‘slut.’”

Point Break is Getting a Remake. Officially, This Time
“The new version will be set in the world of international extreme sports and also involve an FBI agent infiltrating a criminal ring.”

Hannibal Lecter is Getting His Own TV Show
“…the show will ‘center on Lecter’s early days, namely his time going head-to-head with FBI agent Will Graham.’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The first trailer from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

Jane Lynch: I was addicted to cough syrup
“The fact that NyQuil had alcohol in it was not something I acknowledged at all. I still considered myself on the wagon.”

Denise Richards turns down Men – she has “Charlie” issues
“Denise Richards has turned down an offer to appear on the premiere episode of Two and a Half Men, because she thinks Charlie Sheen would make her life miserable.”

Megan Fox: Why I’m removing my Marilyn Monroe Tattoo
“She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.”

Kim Kardashian porn tape site erupts during wedding weekend
“…roughly 2 million people visited KimKsuperstar.com between Friday and Sunday night … a huge boost from the average weekend traffic.”

Amy Winehouse: No illegal drugs in system at death
“Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death…”

Mad Men kid star: “Be careful around January Jones”
“She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.”

Lady Gaga to guest star on The Simpsons
“I play a little bit of a slut. The apple doesn’t fall far from my artistic tree.”

Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck expecting third baby
“This was her plan all along.”

Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Surrenders To Cops, Out On $50K Bail
“Francis was reportedly named on a warrant citing misdemeanor false imprisonment…”

Roger Ebert’s Life Itself: A Memoir will be released on September 13th, 2011
“The book tells the story of Ebert’s life, and his rise and journeys as the most popular film critic in cinema history.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Miggs’ new music video for their song “Let The Games Begin” starring Lindsay Lohan.

Yep, still good looking...

I guess Megan Fox is getting work again. Not sure how I feel about that. On one hand it means we get to see her on the big screen again and that’s good. On the other, it means she doesn’t have to strip for dollars. Like I said, mixed feelings. Anyhoo, here she is posing in some kind of boring pics for Amica magazine. There’s really nothing special about them, but they are pics of Megan Fox and there’s cleavage involved so…

Suddenly I am hoping Megan gets another acting job...

Megan Fox took her talents to China for a very special photo shoot to promote, umm, herself, I guess. And wouldn’t you know it, when Megan poses in just her underpants with her butt in the air, people tend to pay attention. Go figure. I guess Megan’s feeling a little better about being a sex symbol these days. I’m just looking forward to the days when she starts to pose for lesser publications than Elle China in order to keep her name out there. Speaking of which, is High Society still in operation? Just curious…

Rihanna named new face of Emporio Armani Underwear, Jeans
“Rihanna follows in the footsteps of sexy siren Megan Fox, who modeled for the label in a 2010 campaign…”

David & Victoria Beckham name their daughter ‘Harper Seven’
“The couple also has sons Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 6.”

Rebecca Black set to drop new single, EP
“My dream duet would be Justin Bieber. Even just doing something with Taylor Swift, or any of my favorite artists would be so cool.”

Halle Berry terrified by ‘kitchen window’ stalker
“Sources say the suspect is the same guy who jumped Halle’s security wall on Saturday, triggering the first 911 call.”

Bar Refaeli & rumored new beau go clubbing In Tel Aviv
“Looks like Israeli-born stunner Bar Refaeli has moved on after her split with former flame Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly in Miami after his record-setting hit
“On Monday, the two had lunch in SoBe where she is shooting the new Charlie’s Angels TV series.”

Miranda Kerr: “I thought I was going to die” giving birth
“I kept thinking, ‘How do women do this?’”

Lady Gaga teases mermaid-themed music video
“The relation of the video to my real life, as well as to my dream of the future, is really what makes it so special.”

Britney Spears doesn’t have to be deposed in lawsuit, judge rules
“The reason is because Spears is still under conservatorship.”

Kim Kardashian channels retro Hollywood for sexy photo shoot
“She was snapped on set wearing a vintage-inspired outfit with curled hair tied back in a scarf.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Megan Fox in a behind the scenes interview for Giorgio Armani Cosmetics.

Megan Fox: I don’t have botox!
Proving she’s naturally beautiful, Megan Fox uploaded a series of photos to her official Facebook page…”

Minka Kelly cheers boyfriend Derek Jeter’s 3000th hit
“Kelly, 31, who is preparing for her role as a tough crime fighter on ABC’s upcoming Charlie’s Angels reboot, was among Jeter’s family and friends at the game.”

New Edition album “in the making,” Bobby Brown says
“We’re thinking about it, we’re talking about it, and it all starts with us, just thinking about making some good music together.”

Emma Stone reveals her celebrity girl crush
“Everything about her does it for me. That’s my kind of woman.”

Cameron Diaz uses Justin Timberlake to inch closer to the altar with Alex Rodriguez
“He went so far as to call Justin and demand to know if he was going after Cam again.”

The Situation sued for $1 mil after 86ing managers
“According to the lawsuit, Sitch was contractually required to give Gotham 30 days notice … and a chance to correct any issues.”

Brandy settles extortion lawsuit against DJ
“Brandy had settled her lawsuit against house music artist Marc Mysterio who she had accused of trying to extort money from her and her
family.”

Demi Lovato to drop “Skyscraper” Tuesday
“Demi Lovato is ready to launch her comeback.”

Rihanna focused on career, not men
“I’m open to love. But guys should have to earn it. Because the minute they get it, they want something else.”

Heidi Montag says new reality show Famous Food is “cutthroat”
“I really want to stay away from all of the drama.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Megan Fox in a sexy commercial for Giorgio Armani cosmetics.

Charlie Sheen single — Officially goddess-less
“Natalie Kenly moved out last week…”

Charlie Sheen’s Two and a Half Men character will be killed off
“One situation involves the character driving his car off a cliff.”

Shia LaBeouf admits that he hooked up with Megan Fox
“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them.”

Jersey Shore cast is “Irreplaceable,” says Pauly D
“I don’t think they could replace us. They’d just be people trying to be like us, anyway.”

Young Jeezy sued over concert flake-out
“Paid 4 claims they went so far as getting a private jet to make it easy on Jeezy … but he didn’t make the flight.”

Bristol Palin: Levi Johnston did not rape me
“…but still stands by the statement she makes in her new book … that her 21-year-old baby daddy ‘stole’ her virginity when she was just 15.”

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley says Transformers will be first 3-D movie she’s seen
“Michael Bay insisted that his first foray into the three-dimensional medium be as authentic and technologically advanced as possible.”

Michael Jackson’s iconic “Thriller” jacket sells for $1.8M
“The red and black leather jacket was purchased … by Milton Verret, a commodities trader from Austin, Texas…”

Neil Patrick Harris announces engagement to David Burtka
“David and I did propose to each other, but over five years ago!”

Singer Thalia, Tommy Mottola welcome son
“The superstar singer, 39, gave birth to their baby boy, who weighed 7 pounds, 14 ounces, in NYC on Saturday…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Eminem’s new music video for his song “Space Bound.”

Amy Winehouse’s entire summer tour canceled after Belgrade bust
“…she has agreed with management that she cannot perform to the best of her ability and will return home.”

Tobey Maguire sued over multi-million dollar illegal poker game; DiCaprio, Affleck & Damon involved
“Maguire won as much as $1 million a month over a period of three years…”

Lindsay Lohan shot a commercial during house arrest
“Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest is paying off BIG TIME…”

Mel Gibson’s GF — The nipple tape bondage pics
“Wearing nothing but black lingerie, black face-paint and black nipple tape, Stella Mouzi was photographed during a gothic fetish performance back in 2010…”

Transformers’ Shia LaBeouf: Megan Fox’s “shit talking” got her fired
“She started shit-talking our captain.”

Warner Bros. settles Hangover 2 tattoo lawsuit
“…it looks like the tattoo sported by Ed Helm’s character in the film is here to stay.”

Hobbit casts Evangeline Lilly in new role
“Evangeline Lilly will be playing a new character — the Woodland Elf, Tauriel.”

William Shatner will not be in Star Trek 2
“Leonard Nimoy (who played a huge role in the first film) will also not be returning for the franchise’s next film.”

Cee Lo releases statement addressing ‘homophobic’ tweet
“I’m guessing you’re gay? And my masculinity offended you? Well f— you!”

Police: Ryan Dunn crashed at 130 MPH
“Officials say Dunn’s car collided with a guardrail at high speed, crashed in the woods and burst into flames.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Britney Spears gives a fan a lap dance on stage in San Jose.

Oprah: “I have a dream of OJ confessing to me”
“And I am going to make that happen, people.”

Nicki Minaj’s backside is fake, according to Ice-T’s wife
“Well, I read that it wasn’t. I thought that she came out with it. I heard it from her.”

Gerard Butler, 41, packs on PDA with Ashley Greene, 24
“”He really turned on the charm.”

Alyssa Campanella of California crowned Miss USA
“When asked if marijuana should be legalized, she said that medical marijuana should be legal, but otherwise banned.”

Steven Spielberg demanded Megan Fox be fired after Hitler comment
“”[Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for…”

Bar Refaeli broke her arm
“And I’m annoyed! Booooooo.”

Emma Roberts: Talk of nepotism is “so ridiculous”
“…I’ve auditioned for so many things and never gotten the part.”

Amy Winehouse botches concert, cancels European tour dates (Video)
“A backup singer took over lead vocals on songs she was struggling with, and boos from the Belgrade audience were widely reported.”

Chris Bosh sued over botched Basketball Wives deal
“According to the docs, Bosh lied to producers — and told them [his ex] Allison had several court-orders in effect which prohibit her from appearing on camera.”

Jackass star Ryan Dunn killed in car crash
“Dunn, 34, and another person died in the crash which happened around 3 am Monday on Route 322 and New Street in West Goshen Township, PA.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Leighton Meester and Check in the Dark performing “The Stand In” live at the Troubadour.

Joss Stone robbery-murder plot suspects appear in court
“Police allegedly found a samurai sword, balaclavas, knives, a hammer, gloves and documents, including maps and notes referring to the 24-year-old singer and her property…”

Tupac “shooter” claims are a “flat-out lie”
“He’s doing it because he’s told anybody who will listen he doesn’t want to die in prison.”

Dave Chappelle planning new show – for a paid subscription service
“It’s not for a network. It’s for Netflix or Crackle or some other subscription service.”

Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green may renew wedding vows
“He’s very sensitive and very emotional.”

Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video pulled off YouTube
“The website NME.com reports that the video was pulled in a dispute with Ark Music, which wrote the track’s music.”

Reese Witherspoon’s pet donkeys tick off neighbors
“It’s so bad that a few residents have sent her a letter.”

Selena Gomez: I got sick because “I don’t eat right”
“I love everything that’s possibly not good for me.”

Has Sean Penn moved on after Scarlett Johansson split?
“Penn was seen having dinner with Franklin & Bash actress Garcelle Beauvais.”

Weiner offered Ginger Lee advice on stripper career
“I want you to make decisions that help you be healthy and sane. We need to be zen about this.”

Lady Gaga’s meat dress honored by Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
“The outfit, made entirely of raw animal flesh, was hand-sewn by designers Franc Fernandez & Nicola Formichetti…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Lady Gaga’s new music video for her song “Edge of Glory.”

Kim Kardashian to In Touch – I didn’t cheat, and I’ll sue
“Kim Kardashian is incensed that In Touch just ran a cover story which claims she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries, with NFL player Bret Lockett…”

Bret Lockett — Kim K is lying, we hooked up
“NFL player Bret Lockett says he’s not afraid of Kim Kardashian’s legal threats…”

Laurence Fishburne quits CSI to make more movies
“Nobody expected him to be on the show for seven years, it’s Laurence Fishburne.”

Gwen Stefani quits solo career
“It went on a little longer than we all thought it would, because it was inspired and you have to go with wherever you’re at in that time in your life…”

Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin is pregnant
“During an emotional Monday press conference, he apologized to his wife and said they have no intention of splitting up.”

Jesse James pays up after bloody dog attack
“A pitbull belonging to Jesse James escaped from the reality star’s Texas bike shop this weekend and attacked another dog being walked in the area…”

Pippa Middleton loses “Rear of the Year” contest
“Middleton, 27, had a mere six weeks to garner votes, while [Carol] Vorderman, who hosted popular British show Countdown, has been enjoying votes for an entire year.”

Hayden Panettiere dating NFL player Scotty McKnight
“Hayden Panettiere clearly has a thing for athletes.”

Nic Cage’s son hospitalized for mental evaluation
“It’s unclear if Weston was under the influence of drugs or alcohol but people who work at the restaurant say he appeared to be under the influence of something.”

Snooki splits with beau Jionni LaValle after 8 months
“She was planning on buying a house … down the street from his parents.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Megan Fox in a sexy new Armani Cosmetics commercial.

Shia LaBeouf: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status
“This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America.”

‘Axed’ Cheryl Cole returning to X Factor
“The British singing sensation is back on the judging panel after the show’s creator Simon Cowell fought for her return.”

Gisele Bundchen on track to make $1 billion
“Bundchen, who has been featured on Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list for 10 years, has been busy branding herself with a slew of projects…”

Hayden Panettiere says she’s “absolutely not” dating Mark Sanchez
“I’m not dating him. I am a huge Jets fan and I was lucky enough to have friends introduce us…”

Justin Timberlake ‘not romantically involved with anyone,’ rep says
“Although Timberlake may indeed be single, an Ashley source says she and the actor are more than just friends.”

Amy Winehouse leaves rehab after just 7 days
“They tried to make her go to rehab… but it only lasted for seven days.”

Sweaty Pippa Middleton collides with topless man at triathlon
“Pippa Middleton didn’t so much sweat as glisten at a triathlon in Woodstock, England on Saturday.”

Blake Lively surfaces in Venice amid alleged naked photo scandal
“Ironically, a pensive looking Lively is seen clutching an iPhone in Italy…”

Heidi Klum going nude for Project Runway ad campaign
“The former model will bare all to promote both the fashion competition show’s ninth season and Lifetime’s sexier image.”

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez haven’t split
“Despite reports to the contrary, the couple packed on the PDA over several days in L.A.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Lindsay Lohan’s recent photo shoot for Plum magazine.

Ice-T and wife Coco to star in reality series
“The happy couple will star in an upcoming reality show for E! dubbed Ice Loves Coco.”

Lindsay Lohan’s wild life captured in new comic book
“The comic is titled Infamous: Lindsay Lohan and is set for a September 2011 release…”

Britney Spears bans junk food and alcohol from tour
“Spears has also requested that Michael Jackson’s albums be played repeatedly in her dressing room.”

Aflac hires a new duck to replace Gilbert Gottfried
“The fans suggested Fran Drescher. They got Dan McKeague.”

Paris Hilton responds to ‘worst driver’ claim: It wasn’t me!
“First of all, I wasn’t even driving that day.”

Paris Hilton to testify against knife wielding intruder
“Nathan Parada’s felony burglary trial will begin on Monday in a Van Nuys, California courtroom.”

Katie Price cheats death in horrific car-horse crash
“One horse hit the front of the car and flew over the hood smashing the window screen and causing extensive damage – the horse died on impact.”

Katie Couric: I am leaving CBS Evening News
“I am looking at a format that will allow me to engage in more multi-dimensional storytelling.”

Is Megan Fox removing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo?
“…the portrait of the iconic blonde looked noticeably lighter when Fox accompanied hubby Brian Austin Green to a party…”

Beyonce accused of destroying Xmas for 70 people
“The company claims it is entitled to the $6.7 mil it invested into the venture — as well as more than $100 million in profits…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Jordana Brewster’s photo shoot for Maxim magazine.

This is, bar none, Megan Fox's finest acting work to date...

A few weeks ago I showed you the latest sexy commercial that Megan Fox did to promote Armani’s jeans and underwear line and it was really good, to say the least. Today we have a behind the scenes video from that same ad that one could easily argue is even sexier than the end product. Heck, I am going to just go ahead and say that it is sexier, but you go ahead and judge for yourself. In fact, you might want to watch it more than once. I found that watching it six or seven times in a row was just about right. (Might want to turn the volume down though. You’ve been warned.)

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Olivia Munn is now dating that guy from Glee. In other news, that guy from Glee is apparently not gay.

— Mariah Carey’s sister is a hooker. Sort of.

— Christina Aguilera had sex in a bathroom. She should totally hook up with Charlie Sheen and compare career plans.

— Did Pete Wentz have a prescription drug addiction that ultimately led to Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce? Sure, why not.

— Reports indicate that Lindsay Lohan may be looking at six months in jail for her latest escapade. If that actually happens I will run naked down Sunset Boulevard.

— I feel pretty safe in that bet because if THIS didn’t land Chris Brown in jail there’s no way LiLo serves any time.

— WARNING: DO NOT f*ck with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

— At least Lindsay isn’t getting turned away from parties now. What’s that?

— Chad Ochocinco was banging his DWTS partner Cheryl Burke while the two were paired up.

— Speaking of Rihanna, apparently Colin Farrell is the luckiest man on earth at the moment.

— George Clooney says he’s banged too many chicks, smoked too much weed to run for office. Frankly I think those are the reasons he SHOULD run for office.

— Cameron Diaz is a big fan of porn. Just in case you were wondering.

— Alyssa Milano is really pregnant. I just had to see it to believe it.

— Kanye West’s thoughts on abortion are, um, interesting?

— In news of the crazy, Irina Shayk was getting complaints about not having curtains in her apartment. Yes, because who wants to see what Irina Shayk does in the privacy of her home anyway?

— And in terribly sad news, Irina Shayk apparently doesn’t regularly shave her legs. Click at your own peril.

— And finally, Glee’s Brittany and Santana are set to do more lesbian scenes. I may have to watch that show after all.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Emporio Armani who still thinks Megan Fox is marketable when used properly. And oh boy did they ever use her properly.