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U of Texas professor condemns porn
Everyone loves porn. In fact, the odds are that you're watching pornography right now, stroking to something in the background while reading me. Which kind of turns me on, it's a vicious cycle. Anyway according to a professor who studies such things, porn is, how do you say, not so good.
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This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like
Or, more appropriately, your creepy uncle attempting to seduce you through the magic of sensual dance.
Old guys are gross. That’s why it always kind of skeezes me out to see a hot chick with some old guy and you’re like, “Come on, I know you’re just with him
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Quote of the Day
Mustaches are pretty ridiculous unless you like looking like a convicted pedophile or really enjoy savoring the flavors you come across on a daily basis or if you really need to cover up your herpes. But some are saying mustaches might be coming back (unless they're not). In case you have
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Running over ladies will not make them want to bed you
Some guy tried to get some foxy ladies at a doughnut shop in California. Unfortunately, they rejected him, so he responded like any logical person might...by trying to run all three of them down with his car.
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Japanese people always amuse me
I was reading the Times on Blaaaaackberry and I saw an awesome article about how Japan is trying to slim down fatsos by making them get their waists measured (with failure to comply resulting in fines for
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Men like being single more than a crappy marriage
Hey girls, think your man is a commitment-phobe? Turns out he's not; he just thinks you suck.
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Catcalling is fun for everyone involved
I've always thought randomly shouting things at women on the street in an effort to bed them was a little bizarre. Apparently, catcalling is simultaneously as awful as and less awful than I built it up to be.
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Your premature ejaculation is a-okay
Are you a guy who cums too quickly? Congrats: You're still a loser, but a socially acceptable one.
