Mexico

VIDEO: Two girls make a mockery of the wall at Mexico’s border

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Remember that wall being built in the Southwestern US designed to keep illegal Mexican immigrants out? Turns out it’s not that effective. In this video, two young women climb the wall in approximately fifteen seconds on their first try. AMERICA! Read more

VIDEO: 700 Mexican clowns set laughing national record

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Fun Fact: I’m petrified of clowns. Less fun fact: This is a video of 700 Mexican clowns setting a national record for laughing. The horrors know no bounds. Read more

The 7 most dangerous places you should never visit

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There are so many amazing and beautiful vacation spots in the world in can be difficult to decide where to spend your hard won vacation days. In the end, your choice will depend on a number of personal preferences including amount of sun, temperature, number of beaches, cost of drinks etc, and so general recommendations ... Read more

Zoologist: Mexican fish grow mustaches to attract mates

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In what is the greatest fish news since Nemo was found, a new report shows that a Mexican fish appears to grow a mustache in order to attract potential mates. Read more

Mexican singer dies after media tour refuting rumors that he’s dead

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Irony, thy name is Sergio “El Shaka” Vega. Vega, a Mexican singer known for his songs about the Mexican drug cartel culture, was killed this past weekend, a day after he went on a whirlwind media tour to refute rumors of his death. Read more

The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations

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The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the sexiest fans of every single World ... Read more

Mexico is chivalrous

It’s hard to tell who’s the bigger dick in this scenario: The loud-mouthed drunk American girl or the assholeish Mexican dude who knocks her on the floor. Drunk girls are generally pretty insufferable. It’s either hostility/Ciness, a series of “Woo’s” with arms extended, or vomiting onto something. Granted, you can usually f them through most ... Read more

Affordable fast food AND white rappers?

I have a weakness in my heart for Taco Bell as it helped me survive when I was broke during college. Finally, some brave white rappers were able to adequately convey my love for Taco Bell in a rap song that sounds like the title of another rap song. Now this is no reflection on ... Read more

Quote of the Day

Do you think you’re doing Mexico a service by celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Your celebration of nachos and tequila is absolutely a credit to the hard work Mexicans are doing each day to dispel stereotypes. But turns out, Mexico doesn’t really care about May 5th at all. May 5 is Cinco de Mayo in Spanish, ... Read more

Quote of the Day

The swine flu is a huge deal (by the way, for more EXCLUSIVE clever swine flu jokes, check out my Twitter) and may be discussed for a while. So the Jews are preparing for the possibility that they’re going to have to often discuss “their forbidden animal.” And blaming the Mexicans in the process! It ... Read more

Jesus loves racist puppets

I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What’s that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you! Man that’s awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I’m a puppet with a headdress and you’re allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish ... Read more