These new pictures of our favorite European TV host Michelle Hunziker in a bikini in a Miami pool put us one step closer to my dream of women just wearing their underwear when they do things on a daily basis. I’ve long said that if women have no ]]>

These new pictures of our favorite European TV host Michelle Hunziker in a bikini in a Miami pool put us one step closer to my dream of women just wearing their underwear when they do things on a daily basis. I’ve long said that if women have no problem wearing bikinis, then why is it so taboo for them to just wear their bras and panties. They’re the same thing. And this bikini Michelle is wearing even has little lace frilly things so you don’t know if it’s really a bikini or just her underwear. Progress!

Our favorite Swiss host of German television Michelle Hunziker is back as she was kind enough to do a sexy little photo shoot for Vanity Fair Italy. Because if you’re a Swiss TV host on German TV, Italy really is your target market, you know? But seriously now, ]]>

Our favorite Swiss host of German television Michelle Hunziker is back as she was kind enough to do a sexy little photo shoot for Vanity Fair Italy. Because if you’re a Swiss TV host on German TV, Italy really is your target market, you know? But seriously now, what do we have to do to get this woman on American television? Just put her in a bikini and air it in prime-time somewhere. It’ll be a hit, I swear. Make it happen, people.

Michelle Hunziker is a TV show host over in Germany that if you follow this site you are very familiar with. She hosts a show called Wetten, dass..? which is German for Wanna bet that…? As you can see from these recent ]]>

Those Germans, they know their TV...

Michelle Hunziker is a TV show host over in Germany that if you follow this site you are very familiar with. She hosts a show called Wetten, dass..? which is German for Wanna bet that…? As you can see from these recent photos it is a very, very good show. I guess Justin Timberlake was on this particular episode, but no one wants to see him. Now then, according to my buddy Wiki it is the most successful Saturday television show in Europe. Apparently there is/was an American version of the show called Wanna Bet? that I’ve never heard of. Perhaps if they would have had Michelle come over here to host it that would be a different story.

It’s pretty amazing that all you have to do to get publicity here in America is be on a TV show (that no one here can see), have a hot body, and always be at the beach in a bikini. Michelle Hunziker: You are ]]>

Two thumbs up, indeed, Michelle...

It’s pretty amazing that all you have to do to get publicity here in America is be on a TV show (that no one here can see), have a hot body, and always be at the beach in a bikini. Michelle Hunziker: You are a genius. This all took place in Formentera, wherever that is. I don’t need to know because I just called my travel agent and had her book me a flight there. I just know it has a beach and women like Michelle and Melissa Satta are hanging out there. No other knowledge needed. Though I better bring extra batteries for my camera.

Remember my five part series awhile back on Michelle Hunziker and her fabulous bikini body? Well, as you will see today, she totally deserved it. How this woman has not landed some sort of contract to appear on American television or in movies is beyond me. ]]>

Just imagine if you had been right here on this day...

Remember my five part series awhile back on Michelle Hunziker and her fabulous bikini body? Well, as you will see today, she totally deserved it. How this woman has not landed some sort of contract to appear on American television or in movies is beyond me. Seriously… Michelle wouldn’t even have to talk. Just send her to beaches, have her do whatever it is she’s doing here, shoot video of it, and put it on the air. I guarantee it’d get better ratings than Major League Baseball.

I’m not sure when these pictures of Michelle Hunziker were taken by someone named Simon Emmett, but it’s really easy to see why Michelle is such a big star over in Europe. Has anyone out there actually seen her on television? Is she as fun to watch on ]]>

I see at least two good reasons for why men in Europe are fans of hers...

I’m not sure when these pictures of Michelle Hunziker were taken by someone named Simon Emmett, but it’s really easy to see why Michelle is such a big star over in Europe. Has anyone out there actually seen her on television? Is she as fun to watch on TV as she is in pictures? Because if she is, someone over here in the States really needs to get her signed to some kind of TV deal pronto.

Rare is the day when we see pictures of Michelle Hunziker not wearing a bikini, but if she is actually going to wear clothing I guess this black catsuit will more than suffice. Apparently she wore this on some show called Paperissima. I guess ]]>

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

Rare is the day when we see pictures of Michelle Hunziker not wearing a bikini, but if she is actually going to wear clothing I guess this black catsuit will more than suffice. Apparently she wore this on some show called Paperissima. I guess this goes a long way towards explaining just why she is so popular over in Europe. I wonder if there’s any chance we can get a version of this show over here in the States? I really don’t care what it’s about just as long as there is a sexy Swiss babe wearing catsuits now and then I promise I’ll give it a watch.

For the first time in about forever, thanks to this magazine from Italy, we get to see Swiss babe Michelle Hunziker actually wearing clothes. I gotta say, I like it. Don;t get me wrong, Michelle Hunziker was MADE for bikinis, but every now and then it’s ]]>

So thaaat's what she looks like with clothes on...

For the first time in about forever, thanks to this magazine from Italy, we get to see Swiss babe Michelle Hunziker actually wearing clothes. I gotta say, I like it. Don;t get me wrong, Michelle Hunziker was MADE for bikinis, but every now and then it’s nice to see what a smokin’ babe looks like in clothing (I mean clothes other than Oktoberfest beerwench outfits, of course.)

I love Michelle Hunziker. I’ve never actually seen her in anything other than photos, but I still love her. Look at these photos of her in this month’s GQ Italy and tell me you don’t love her too. Sure, I have no idea why she’s famous. I guess ]]>

Amazing from any angle...

I love Michelle Hunziker. I’ve never actually seen her in anything other than photos, but I still love her. Look at these photos of her in this month’s GQ Italy and tell me you don’t love her too. Sure, I have no idea why she’s famous. I guess she’s a big star in countries that are not America, and with a body like this it’s easy to see why. I just wish some TV or movie exec here in the States would give her a job so we’d get to see more of her than we do now. In fact, I think we are way below our Swiss babe quota in general. Get on that, Hollywood.

The title is a bit misleading since every other post I have done on Michelle Hunziker in the past has included photos of her in tiny bikinis, but as you can see, Ms. Hunziker also shares another quality that men find attractive. I wonder if Michelle Hunziker ]]>

The title is a bit misleading since every other post I have done on Michelle Hunziker in the past has included photos of her in tiny bikinis, but as you can see, Ms. Hunziker also shares another quality that men find attractive. I wonder if Michelle Hunziker is married. Because, well, she might be the perfect woman. Sure I don’t know what kind of personality she has, but I still think I have seen enough to call her marriage material. Heck, she could be a serial killer and I’d still have to think hard about not wanting to marry her.

And as usual Michelle Hunziker in a bathing suit is awwwwesome! Like I always say, Michelle Hunziker should never, ever not be in some kind of bathing suit, and here is once again proof why. Chick must have a hell of a ]]>

And as usual Michelle Hunziker in a bathing suit is awwwwesome! Like I always say, Michelle Hunziker should never, ever not be in some kind of bathing suit, and here is once again proof why. Chick must have a hell of a job over there in Europe because she is always on vacation. And I mean always. Which is great for us, as you can see.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, Michelle Hunziker should always be in a bikini. Luckily for us, she usually is. For the uninitiated, Michelle Hunziker is “a Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality known to ]]>

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, Michelle Hunziker should always be in a bikini. Luckily for us, she usually is. For the uninitiated, Michelle Hunziker is “a Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality known to Italian and German audiences.” That’s all nice but what she really does is spend a sh-tload of time running around various beaches in a bikini. This woman needs to get a job here in the States pronto. Get on it Hollywood.

No Michelle Hunziker isn’t still in a bikini in Miami (at least not that I know of), but she did do this photo shoot at some point sporting one of her wide array of said bikinis. And since it’s a really hot babe in a ]]>

No Michelle Hunziker isn’t still in a bikini in Miami (at least not that I know of), but she did do this photo shoot at some point sporting one of her wide array of said bikinis. And since it’s a really hot babe in a bikini, I didn’t figure you’d NOT want me to post the photos. Was I right?

Seriously, I think this Michelle Hunziker babe must have read this site because after her first day on the beach in Miami I said she should always be in a bikini. It really is Internet gold if you’re a hot babe, walking around on the ]]>

Seriously, I think this Michelle Hunziker babe must have read this site because after her first day on the beach in Miami I said she should always be in a bikini. It really is Internet gold if you’re a hot babe, walking around on the beach in a bikini. It’s what I would have any sexy client of mine do if she needed some ink. If I had clients. Which I don’t. But I should. Here’s pics…

You know I didn’t think Michelle Hunziker would take me literally when I said she should just always be a bikini. But here she is, once again in a bikini. That’s three times this week. Man, I am more powerful than I thought. ]]>

You know I didn’t think Michelle Hunziker would take me literally when I said she should just always be a bikini. But here she is, once again in a bikini. That’s three times this week. Man, I am more powerful than I thought. Hey, you, reading this in Indiana… go withdraw all your money and send it to me! We’ll see how powerful I really am now.

I told you that Michelle Hunziker spends a lot of time in a bikini. I think maybe the only celebrity I know that spends near as much time in a bikini as Michelle is Audrina Patridge. None of this is a complaint, mind ]]>

I told you that Michelle Hunziker spends a lot of time in a bikini. I think maybe the only celebrity I know that spends near as much time in a bikini as Michelle is Audrina Patridge. None of this is a complaint, mind you (did you you look at the butt pics below… oh my…). If Michelle, Audrina, Victoria Silvstedt, Sophie Monk and all the other famous nobodies here in America want to prance around in bikinis every day, I am all for it. In fact, I encourage it.

My favorite Swiss TV hostess Michelle Hunziker decided to spend Easter on the beach in Miami. Pretty much the only time I see this babe is when she’s in a bikini on some beach. So you can see why I like her so much. This once again ]]>

My favorite Swiss TV hostess Michelle Hunziker decided to spend Easter on the beach in Miami. Pretty much the only time I see this babe is when she’s in a bikini on some beach. So you can see why I like her so much. This once again proves the power of the hot babe combined with the power of the Internet. Michelle Hunziker is famous in Switzerland, Italy, and Germany and yet when she appears on the beach in a bikini she gets lavished with attention here in America. If only I could be reborn as a hot Swiss babe, oh how much my life would improve.

Our favorite Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality is back! Michelle Hunziker, who is huge in Germany and Italy (and should be here) did a suh-mokin’ photo shoot for the German edition of GQ this month. If you are not familiar with Ms. Hunziker, you ]]>

Our favorite Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality is back! Michelle Hunziker, who is huge in Germany and Italy (and should be here) did a suh-mokin’ photo shoot for the German edition of GQ this month. If you are not familiar with Ms. Hunziker, you really owe it to yourself to check out some of the previous posts I have done on her. Seriously. I’m not kidding. This babe is pretty damn awesome. Have I ever lied to you, as far as you know?

1977… Apple Computer Inc. is incorporated. Optical fiber is first used to carry live telephone traffic. Star Wars opens in cinemas. Elvis Presley performs his last-ever concert. And this gaggle of gorgeous women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look ]]>