Michigan

Michigan toddler served margarita at Applebee’s instead of apple juice

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Kids are getting into drinking and drugs earlier than ever these days. One Michigan family probably wasn’t expecting their child to hit the bottle this early but had to deal with the consequences anyway when an Applebee’s brought the child a sippy cup filled with a margarita. Read more

Sports by the numbers: 3/17/11

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Sports by the numbers: 1/28/11

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Man facing five years in jail for checking cheating wife’s email

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A lot of couples with trust issues end up snooping in each other’s email. Well, watch your ass if you’re attempting that one; a Michigan man with a cheating wife is now facing five years in jail after using his wife’s password to check her email. Read more

This is what a punt looks like from a Heisman candidate

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While most of you were watching solid FBS games this fine Saturday, I decided to enjoy two high school teams masquerading in Big Ten uniforms. Yes, the match-up between Purdue and Michigan was arguably the worst display of football since Bobby Boucher lined up as linebacker for the SCLSU Mud Dogs. Read more

$128M Powerball ticket goes unclaimed after being bought at porn store

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Over the weekend, a Michigan Powerball jackpot of $128.6 million was won by someone who purchased the ticket at a store that sells porn movies, sex toys, and more. Small problem: No one’s come forward to claim it. Read more

College students stick broomsticks between their legs…call it a sport

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If you’re familiar with the sport of Quidditch, well then, you’ve probably been reading far too much Harry Potter. Which, in turn, probably means you shouldn’t be on this site. Read more

Quote of the Day

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A Michigan man named Howard Veal has fathered 23 children with 14 different women. He finally got his day in court and, well, the judge pretty much eviscerated him and sent him to jail. Read more

VIDEO: The worst robber ever puts his Darth Vader mask on after entering the store

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Doing anything for the first time can be difficult. But a Michigan area robber getting caught on camera putting on a Darth Vader mask that he wore while robbing the store…that’s inexperience that’ll cost you. Read more

Six-year-old girl removed from cheerleading due to saucy cheers

And that is why Google Image Searching for cheerleaders is the best part of this job.

Kids today are growing up faster than ever. But maybe it’s not their fault as much as it is the people responsible for him. One Michigan mom complained to the local news about a cheer her six-year-old daughter had to chant during a flag football game. Now the team has voted unanimously to kick the ... Read more

Man uses fertiziler on a lawn to propose to girlfriend

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I tend to think that the overly “creative” proposals toe the line between cute and utterly ridiculous and stupid. So I’m curious as to what you may think about the proposal of Michigan’s Tommy Dafoe who used a whole lot of manure to ask his lady to marry him. Read more