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Man uses fertiziler on a lawn to propose to girlfriend
I tend to think that the overly "creative" proposals toe the line between cute and utterly ridiculous and stupid. So I'm curious as to what you may think about the proposal of Michigan's Tommy Dafoe who used a whole lot of manure to ask his lady to marry him.
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School board president accused of fondling himself during meeting
There is a lot of pressure involved in being the head of a school board. But how might one cope with that stress? Well, if we're to take a page out of Otis Mathis's book, you might believe that it's totally understandable if you want to fondle yourself during a meeting with the schools
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Incorrect drive-thru order leads to a food fight
Ordering from a drive-thru can be a frustrating experience, what with the fact that the people taking your order sound like the parents from "Peanuts" with the mental competence of, well, someone you'd expect to be working at a drive-thru. There are better ways to handle that frustration than these
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VIDEO: High school kid falls asleep during Pres. Obama’s grad speech
Say what you will about President Obama and his policies or decisions, but I don't think you can accuse him of being a dull orator. Well, one kid at Kalamazoo Central High's graduation, which booked President Obama as a speaker, wholeheartedly disagrees, as seen in this video.
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5’8, 132-lb Hooters waitress on probation for her weight
DRAMA AT THE HOME OF WINGS AND BOSOMS! A Detroit area Hooters waitress, 20 year-old Cassie Smith, is claiming that she was put on “weight probation.” As you can see from her body, pictured below, this is a wee bit perplexing.
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Man pretends to be a doctor to circumsize victims
It's been said that the pain endured by an adult male circumcision can't be topped. Now imagine the pain of that if it were done by a non-licensed person who didn't use painkillers. That's what happened to several men in the Michigan area who were allegedly coerced into circumcisions by a man
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Kindergarten student suspended for making gun with fingers
Schools have to do their best to weed out "problem children" ever since heightened fears took hold stemming from all of the school shootings. Whether it's a suspension for a Lego toy gun or a
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Quote of the Day
Residents of Michigan are being terrorized by bank robberies. And the criminal fits an unlikely but very specific description…he has really bad teeth and horrific smelling breath. They’re calling him The Bad Breath Bandit, as though he’s a Batman villain. England, you’re on notice.
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6 REASONS WHY MSU WILL WIN SATURDAY
6. MSU has Javon Ringer, UM has high school YouTube sensations
5. MSU has hot girls, UM has livestock
4. MSUs Mark Dantonio is a man of pride, UMs Rich Rodriguez is just a bitch
3. MSU has Becky Dantonio, UM has the actress
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WEEKEND RECAP
Is it me or does it look like MSU and Michigan have swapped places? Michigan looks like a typical John L. Smith disorganized team. Undisciplined, stupid turnovers, guys running in the wrong direction, poor special teams, etc…
On the other hand, MSU plays solid football. There is really no
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THE LEADERS AND BEST?
As if it wasn’t bad enough that Mario Manningham scored a 6 on the Wonderlic Test, now a University of Michigan professor attempts an even stupider feat by “accidentally” giving his 10 year old son Mike’s Hard Lemonade at a Detroit Tigers game..
Christopher Ratte,
