Mickey Mouse

Mice are seriously creeps

Continuing with the “Animals Do the Most Sexually Perverse Things” theme that began with a dog making out with a drunk girl, here’s a little something about mice. Oh, nature…you’re so majestic. Read more

Minnie Mouse is easy

Gross: Groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Toon Town at Disneyworld. Grosser: The chick in the costume didn’t run away out of fear she’d lose her job for breaking character. Read more

Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong

I don’t think I’m breaking new ground here when I say that South Park is a brilliant show. But last night’s episode, the first in its current half-season, about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings was phenomenal. I kind of hate the Jonas Brothers but not for the same reasons everyone else does. Their ... Read more