Midgets

VIDEO: A supercut of midgets attacking people in movies

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There are few things in life as simultaneously hilarious and terrifying as midgets. Fortunately, our friends at FilmDrunk put together this compilation of midgets attacking people in film to remind us that midgets are pure evil and should be eliminated from the gene pool immediately. They didn’t say that outright, but it’s definitely implicit. Read more

Shut the f up, midgets

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Midgets are getting all midgety about the use of the word “midget” on broadcast TV, calling for the word’s banning and claiming it’s as offensive as racial or sexual slurs. Filthy midgets. Read more

Oh Webster, you so nasty

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This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don’t recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle. Read more

Babes in bikinis having an ice cream fight… in slow motion

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As if hot European Aussie babes (the only thing less surprising than that would be if they were Japanese) in bikinis having an ice cream fight in slow motion weren’t awesome enough, the addition of a midget to the mix sends it off the charts. Best video evar? H/T: Funtasticus Read more

Kids smoke the darndest things

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I have no clue why this is happening and I’d hope this isn’t an actual little kid, but who knows? Asia just had to go and one-up our American David Goes to the Dentist clip, didn’t they? [media id=2] I’m really hoping that’s a midget because I’d be shocked and appalled that China (I’m assuming ... Read more

Midget sex

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Via Work Product comes this special little story about the mysteries of midgets. Read more

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Dwarf cage fighting catching on in Florida

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This just proves that when you think you’ve seen it all, think again. Just think… dwarf cage fighting will be huge when the Super Bowl rolls into town in January. BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE NEXT BIG THING… Read more

Presence of midgets, topless women shut down bar's liquor license

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You know how you know you’re a great bar owner? You have midgets and topless oil wrestling at your establishment. Read more

NYC trains are like sexy town

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I take the train everyday so you can imagine my disappointment when I read a study about the majority of women being groped on trains and I’m somehow not involved. You’re on the subway, heading to work, when someone rubs up against you in an inappropriate way. In New York City is happens to women ... Read more

Bridget the Midget flashes some tit

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So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I’ve heard of her and I think she’s pretty f’ing smart. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK. Read more