Guyism » Mike Comrie

Mike Comrie slips one past the goalie; impregnates Hillary Duff

A. Isaac — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:30:04 +0000

Free agent forward Mike Comrie and actress/singer Hillary Duff are expecting their first child. The pregnancy announcement came on Duff’s Facebook page while the happy couple celebrated their one-year anniversary.

“This weekend, Mike and I are celebrating our 1 year anniversary… I can’t believe it has already been a year, time really flies when you’re having fun!”

We also want to share the exciting news that…… BABY MAKES THREE!!!
We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives.
Thanks to everyone for the continued love and support throughout the years!

The timing couldn’t be any more perfect as Comrie announced last week that he would not be returning to hockey until his injured hip is fully healed. Judging from his ability to squirm around under the sheets, I’d say he’s already on the mend.

Did Mike Comrie make Hilary Duff sign a prenup?

A. Isaac — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:30:34 +0000

Hilary Duff is certainly part of the rich and famous in Hollywood. The “Lizzie McGuire” star has been in several movies and has more than a few platinum albums to speak for. But her bank account, no doubt, pales in comparison to newlywed husband Mike Comrie. The Edmonton Oilers forward’s family is worth well over 500 million dollars. In addition to his salary as a hockey player, Comrie’s family owns a lucrative furniture and appliance retailer. That’s a lot of sofas and dishwashers folks.

“It was a totally amicable agreement. They love each other very much and knew this was just a technicality,” said one insider.

I won’t insult the Guyism readers’ intelligence by pretending that above statement is true. While I’m sure the two are madly in love, a half billion dollars is nothing to scoff at. It was amicable in the sense that Comrie’s family told him, “get a prenup or the b—h is out, eh”. You know, because all Canadians end their sentences like that.

Hilary Duff, Comrie signed prenup [NY Post]

Hilary Duff is rockin’ the bikini with hockey douche

Douglas Charles — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Yes, Hilary Duff is still dating hockey guy Mike Comrie and they are apparently in the Caribbean doing God knows what. Isn’t the NHL season going on or something?

You know, it must suck to be an independently wealthy NHL player, having to vacation at nice island resorts… with your famous, sexy, young girlfriend… who also happens to have her own boatload of money… … … … … … I hate my life…

Even more Hilary Duff stuff here.

The Hilary Duff/Mike Comrie watch continues

Douglas Charles — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:00:00 +0000

I think part of the reason I am so fascinated by this whole Hilary Duff dating NHL rich boy Mike Comrie thing is that ~~deep down~~ I really can’t wait to see this thing blow up on them both.

What?! You know it’s going to happen. It’s not if, but when…

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie still going strong

Douglas Charles — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Uh oh… is that a ring on Hilary Duff’s hand? Did hockey richboy Mike Comrie pop the question? Stay tuned…

Ever since finding out that Mike Comrie is rich because of his family, it has taken a lot of the shine off my opinion of Hilary Duff. Is that wrong?

Mike Comrie is STILL gettin’ him some Hilary Duff

Douglas Charles — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:00:00 +0000

I don’t know what magic elixir the Islanders’ Mike Comrie is feeding poor Hilary Duff, but she is apparently sucking it down like grape Kool-aid as the two of them are still somehow together.

Let’s do the math here… Mike Comrie, 27 years of age, below average hockey player. Hilary Duff, 20 years of age, actress, singer, songwriter, fashion designer, film producer, spokesperson, seriously hot piece of ass, a freaking industry herowndamself. It’s gotta be the drugs, Danny…

Caption this…

Douglas Charles — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:00:00 +0000

Hilary Duff took her boyfriend, NHL player Mike Comrie, out for lunch and shopping with her mom. What was Mike thinking at this moment?

Having a good time reading this site? Excellent. That’s our goal. To make your day just a little bit brighter. Wanna return the favor? Click the links of those people kind enough to support our efforts here. That or the terrorists win.

BONUS FROM XRentDVD! If you enter the coupon code “on205th” during the checkout process you will get an extra 20% off your first order.

Also be sure to visit our sister sites. They’ll make out with you.
Epic Carnival | Hot P.O.A. | NSFW POA | Hot Celebrity Asses

Mike Comrie is still doinking Hilary Duff

Douglas Charles — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:30:00 +0000

Just thought you’d like to know that a month after our last post on the lovely couple, hockey legend Mike Comrie is still gettin’ him some Hilary Duff action as the two of them went to see The Dark Knight the other day.

She looks so thrilled to be with him, especially with the way he is being so lovey-dovey to her by walking four feet ahead of her. What a douche.

Mike Comrie is still banging Hilary Duff

Douglas Charles — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:30:00 +0000

Soccer players and hockey players seem to do very well in the trim department. Case in point, NHL player Mike Comrie landing a prime piece like Hilary Duff.

I wonder what it’s like to be at an event with your girlfriend and to have people take your picture together than to have them say, “Okay, now just some pics of your hot girlfriend. Beat it.”