Watch as he falls down the stairs and pees himself in front of a cop.

With it being the long weekend, I can understand wanting an extra cocktail or two at the ballpark. But the day you face-plant off some stairs and drench yourself in urine is the day you need to rethink your priorities in life. Hopefully, a night in the drunk tank gave him the opportunity for some self-reflection.

The YouTube video description claims that the kid is ten years old and made $33, primarily from a bus full of drunk frat boys who came to the game on a party bus. Way to know your audience, kid. If there’s any body who’s going to drunkenly gravitate towards mediocre hip movements and dubious parenting, it’s a bunch of frat boys. They’d never be able to get off without great appreciation for both of those things.