Remember a couple of years ago when Alyssa Miller and Kate Upton were both rookies in the SI Swimsuit Issue? Yeah, Kate’s gotten a bit more famous than Alyssa. That doesn’t mean Alyssa isn’t just as hot though. Yeah, I said it. Just. As. Hot. Bring it on.

I still can’t believe that Miranda Kerr is someone’s mom. No one’s mom is supposed to look like this in her underwear. Granted it’s Victoria’s Secret underwear and the mom in question is a supermodel, but still. Can you imagine going over to a friend’s house ]]>

I still can’t believe that Miranda Kerr is someone’s mom. No one’s mom is supposed to look like this in her underwear. Granted it’s Victoria’s Secret underwear and the mom in question is a supermodel, but still. Can you imagine going over to a friend’s house with the knowledge that you saw your friend’s mom in hundreds of pictures wearing outfits like this? Ridiculous.

There really is no end to the number of beautiful women in the world willing to pose for photographs while wearing lingerie. Case in point: Marlies Pfeifhofer. What do we know about Marlies Pfeifhofer? Well, for one she works for this company Schiesser, who obviously makes good lingerie. ]]>

There really is no end to the number of beautiful women in the world willing to pose for photographs while wearing lingerie. Case in point: Marlies Pfeifhofer. What do we know about Marlies Pfeifhofer? Well, for one she works for this company Schiesser, who obviously makes good lingerie. She is from Austria. She’s 5’8.5″ tall. She has 32.5-23.5-34.5″ measurements. And sadly she doesn’t have a Wikipedia page thus exhausting all the tools I’m willing to use to find out more about her.

The new cover of French Vogue features the beautiful Karmen Pedaru, but, uh… I think she’s got something on her face.

Look; I know I’m the girl here and this is supposed to be my thing, but I can’t keep up with fashion. ]]>

The new cover of French Vogue features the beautiful Karmen Pedaru, but, uh… I think she’s got something on her face.

Look; I know I’m the girl here and this is supposed to be my thing, but I can’t keep up with fashion. If you need a vivid mental image to drive that point home: I still wear Uggs. With everything. Because those things are the loophole in the rule that says you can’t wear slippers out of the house, and I’ll be damned if I let someone take that away from me.

But you know what? If wiping your face with the towel you just used to check your oil is what’s in right now, then I seriously must have missed a few chapters and I’m totally cool with it if fashion just wants to go ahead without me. As long as someone can let me know when we get to the trend where it’s okay to wear my Forever Lazy to the supermarket. I’ve got a judgmental deli counter employee to whom I’d like to prove a point.

It’s not easy being a supermodel, you guys. Getting paid to lie around in your underwear, which is exactly what people who don’t have a job do for free, is hard so there’s plenty to complain about.

We’ve all grown to love Namibian princess Behati Prinsloo (no, she’s not really a princess, it just sounds cool) for her work with Victoria’s Secret, and now she’s parlayed that into work for another company. This is a little preview of the ad campaign she shot for Australian ]]>

We’ve all grown to love Namibian princess Behati Prinsloo (no, she’s not really a princess, it just sounds cool) for her work with Victoria’s Secret, and now she’s parlayed that into work for another company. This is a little preview of the ad campaign she shot for Australian company Seafolly (yes, another bikini company – there’s like 200 of them – it’s ridiculous). And apparently one of the bikinis she’s selling doesn’t come with a top. Love those Aussies.

Remember the other day when we took a look at some new Kate Upton bikini pictures that she did for Beach Bunny? Yes it was good. And now, of course, there’s another video. I love how every time they come out with new bikini pics featuring Kate ]]>

Remember the other day when we took a look at some new Kate Upton bikini pictures that she did for Beach Bunny? Yes it was good. And now, of course, there’s another video. I love how every time they come out with new bikini pics featuring Kate there’s always a video following shortly behind. Kind of like how I would be if I knew when and where these shoots were taking place. Damn them and their secrecy.

What, you didn’t know Heidi Klum was a singer? Well, she isn’t much of one, but she does know a lot about looking good on camera and that’s mostly what this music video is all about. This video of Heidi singing the song “Turn Up The Night” ]]>

What, you didn’t know Heidi Klum was a singer? Well, she isn’t much of one, but she does know a lot about looking good on camera and that’s mostly what this music video is all about. This video of Heidi singing the song “Turn Up The Night” is for Hunger magazine, a fashion magazine most of us probably haven’t heard of. Which I guess is kind of the whole point of the video now that I think about it.

Every time we see a new batch of pictures of 19 year-old Hungarian hottie Barbara Palvin she looks sexier and sexier. Thank goodness Victoria’s Secret hired her. It’s rare when one of these models we hope gets hired by The Company actually does get hired by them, but ]]>

Every time we see a new batch of pictures of 19 year-old Hungarian hottie Barbara Palvin she looks sexier and sexier. Thank goodness Victoria’s Secret hired her. It’s rare when one of these models we hope gets hired by The Company actually does get hired by them, but now that she is working for them I expect to see pictures of her in their gear for years and years to come. Do you hear me, Victoria’s Secret?! For years and years…

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Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.

Today we take a look at one such woman in Sofia Skvortsova.

Usually the only time we get to see Miranda Kerr is when she in her underwear or wearing a bikini for Victoria’s Secret so this photo shoot for Jack is a nice change of pace. Hard to believe that this is someone’s mom. Her son’s friends are going ]]>

Usually the only time we get to see Miranda Kerr is when she in her underwear or wearing a bikini for Victoria’s Secret so this photo shoot for Jack is a nice change of pace. Hard to believe that this is someone’s mom. Her son’s friends are going to so want to hang out with him when he’s older. Hell, I want to hang out with him right now and he’s only 1 year old.

Finally one of these “hot” lists gets it right as the #1 lady on the 2012 Maxim Hot 100 is Bar Refaeli. Talk about your no-brainers. Suck it, Leo. While Bar being at the top makes total sense, as usual the rest of the list has a few ]]>

Finally one of these “hot” lists gets it right as the #1 lady on the 2012 Maxim Hot 100 is Bar Refaeli. Talk about your no-brainers. Suck it, Leo. While Bar being at the top makes total sense, as usual the rest of the list has a few questionable selections. What do I mean? Olivia Munn is #2. Wha? Mila Kunis at #3 is a good choice. While Katy Perry and Olivia Wilde round out the top 5. Like I said, questionable.

Check out all the pics from the Hot 100 here.

If you missed the first couple of times we showed you Xenia Deli, a bikini model from Moldova, you’re going to want to make sure you see these new photos from Beach Bunny. Sadly, she still doesn’t have her own Wikipedia page (the true measure of fame) so ]]>

If you missed the first couple of times we showed you Xenia Deli, a bikini model from Moldova, you’re going to want to make sure you see these new photos from Beach Bunny. Sadly, she still doesn’t have her own Wikipedia page (the true measure of fame) so we have very little information on her, but she does have a Facebook page with perhaps the best cover ever, so she’s making progress.

It’s been awhile since we’ve had the pleasure of seeing Elisandra Tomacheski, since December in fact, so it was nice of Ideeli swimwear to put her to work. I’m still a little upset that she or Catrinel Menghia didn’t win the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model search ]]>

It’s been awhile since we’ve had the pleasure of seeing Elisandra Tomacheski, since December in fact, so it was nice of Ideeli swimwear to put her to work. I’m still a little upset that she or Catrinel Menghia didn’t win the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model search in 2011. Jessica Perez hasn’t done nearly enough with her new title since she won. Major disappointment.

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Yesterday we saw a video of Lindsay Ellingson and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret models prancing around in their underwear and I was taken aback by the fact that Lindsay was brunette. Today things are back the way they should be. Not that I minded her being ]]>

Yesterday we saw a video of Lindsay Ellingson and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret models prancing around in their underwear and I was taken aback by the fact that Lindsay was brunette. Today things are back the way they should be. Not that I minded her being a brunette, it’s just it was a bit jarring. Maybe it was just a wig. Yeah, let’s go with that until it’s proven otherwise.

Do you watch Univision? You should. The sheer number of beautiful women who appear on there is staggering. And get this, they have a hit reality beauty competition, Nuestra Belleza Latina, that’s holding it’s finale this weekend. There are now just four beautiful Latina women left in the competition for ]]>

Do you watch Univision? You should. The sheer number of beautiful women who appear on there is staggering. And get this, they have a hit reality beauty competition, Nuestra Belleza Latina, that’s holding it’s finale this weekend. There are now just four beautiful Latina women left in the competition for the crown on Our Latin Beauty, the name of the show in English, and the finale airs this Sunday at 8pm ET/PT (7pm CT) featuring the four women you see here.

In order: Nataliz Jiménez (a yoga teacher who speaks three languages), Vanessa de Roide (a contestant in the 2012 Miss Puerto Rico pageant), Karol Scott (a former logistics team member for the US Army), and Setareh Khatibi (winner of the Best Swimsuit Award in the Miss California pageant).

The winner gets a $250,000 prize and an exclusive Univision contract.

(Photos courtesy of Univision)

Here’s a model you might not be familiar with but will be glad that you are now: Camille Rowe. She’s French! I still don’t know what this Foam magazine is all about, but they’ve gotten Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, AnnaSophia Robb, and now Camille ]]>

Here’s a model you might not be familiar with but will be glad that you are now: Camille Rowe. She’s French! I still don’t know what this Foam magazine is all about, but they’ve gotten Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, AnnaSophia Robb, and now Camille Rowe to pose for them so they must have something working. As for Camille, she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page so you’ll have to just get by with the fact that she’s French and leave it at that. You’ll manage, I’m sure.

Now a video featuring Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro walking around doing things in their underwear is always good, but there’s one thing in here that has me scratching my head a little bit. When did Lindsay Ellingson become a brunette? Are the ]]>

Now a video featuring Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro walking around doing things in their underwear is always good, but there’s one thing in here that has me scratching my head a little bit. When did Lindsay Ellingson become a brunette? Are the people at Victoria’s Secret behind this? I need answers.

I understand that the modeling business is tough, new girls coming along all the time, but how come we don’t see Brazilian bombshell Isabeli Fontana posing in bikinis more often? I mean, look at this photo shoot she did for H&M’s new line of swimwear. Are you ]]>

I understand that the modeling business is tough, new girls coming along all the time, but how come we don’t see Brazilian bombshell Isabeli Fontana posing in bikinis more often? I mean, look at this photo shoot she did for H&M’s new line of swimwear. Are you telling me she isn’t in high demand? This is the first time I’ve featured her on this site since September of 2011. Maybe she’s just taking some time off. Lord knows lying around in bikinis getting your picture taken is demanding work.

Now we know how much you love Kate Upton, but we’ve been trying to tell you about this other 19 year-old model named Barbara Palvin for some time now. Thankfully the people at Victoria’s Secret are here to help spread the word. I fully expect to see Barbara ]]>

Now we know how much you love Kate Upton, but we’ve been trying to tell you about this other 19 year-old model named Barbara Palvin for some time now. Thankfully the people at Victoria’s Secret are here to help spread the word. I fully expect to see Barbara in the SI Swimsuit Issue at some point. And if she doesn’t appear there, someone somewhere has dropped the ball big time.