Money

Dude, you’re getting a class-action settlement!

Posted by Will Brinson under , , , ,

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I actually went to high school with “Dude, you’re getting a Dell!” guy.” Ben Curtis, pictured right, helped the company sell a big old pile of laptops. However, I highly doubt that Ben’s going to be involved in handing out the checks to consumers who purchased repairs for Dell’s shoddy products. More importantly, are YOU ... Read more

How men spend their money [Infographic]

Posted by Guyism Staff under , , , ,

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Many men out there make a lot of money but where does it all go? Our friends at CreditLoan provided us with this infographic detailing what men buy with their money compared with what women spend. The results are quite interesting. Read more

10 things you should do if you win the lottery

Posted by Joseph Federico under , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Winning the lottery sounds like a dream come true; with things the way they are this day and age in the aftermath of “the great recession,” having a few extra thousand or million dollars in your proverbial piggy bank would be a nice change of pace. Read more

Nevada will not tax vagina sales

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

This headline might be misleading. I assume that if you buy a vagina at a store, you’d have to pay the customary sales tax. But if you buy it at a whorehouse like the Bunny Ranch, you will still be nice and tax free. Read more

Top 10 sports complaints that make you sound old

Posted by Douglas Charles under , , , , , , , ,

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com 10. Traveling in basketball. You get the feeling that as soon as he invented the game, James Naismith started bitching about how the players weren’t dribbling enough. 9. Defensive pass interference. The rules may change, but the whining does not. Oh, and your opinion is entirely dependent on your view ... Read more

Top 10 reasons why the NBA should let division winners choose their first round opponent

Posted by Douglas Charles under , , , , ,

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool The NBA’s Development League is experimenting with letting division winners choose their first round opponent. Why should the parent league follow suit? 10. Gives the Celtics their best chance to get home-court advantage in every game 9. Makes Mark Cuban bitter that he can’t go back in time and duck ... Read more

Donating sperm gets more money than blood

Posted by Chris Spags under , ,

Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this comic which amused me more than it should have. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

The Bank of Zimbabwe is releasing a $10 trillion note, roughly the equivalent of 30 US dollars. Yeah. So we’d all be like quadrillionaires. Zimbabwe: Land of dreams. “In a move meant to ensure that the public has access to their money from banks, the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe has introduced a new family of ... Read more

Strippers want money? No way.

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , , ,

A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club’s fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably. Read more

Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million. Read more