We’ve chronicled over the last couple of weeks how Christie Brinkley has apparently stopped aging, but another woman who also seems to have cheated Father Time is Monica Bellucci. About once a year Monica reappears and does a photo shoot for a magazine over in Italy ]]>

We’ve chronicled over the last couple of weeks how Christie Brinkley has apparently stopped aging, but another woman who also seems to have cheated Father Time is Monica Bellucci. About once a year Monica reappears and does a photo shoot for a magazine over in Italy like here for Glamour and we get to see that she looks exactly the same as the year before. I don’t know what secret cult these two women belong to, but they should sell memberships. What other women can you think of that seem to have discovered the fountain of youth?

I keep saying that Monica Bellucci looks like she isn’t aging, but these photos for Paris Match magazine have me wondering what’s really going on here. Is it just me or does every photo shoot Monica does these days look pretty much the same? (You can ]]>

I gotta say, those don't look a day over 35...

I keep saying that Monica Bellucci looks like she isn’t aging, but these photos for Paris Match magazine have me wondering what’s really going on here. Is it just me or does every photo shoot Monica does these days look pretty much the same? (You can compare and contrast by clicking those links if you want.) It seems like Monica did a ton of photos at some point in the past and they just keep re-using them every time there’s a story on her. Either that or she really isn’t aging. And why are there still stories on her? Is she even acting anymore? Quick check of Wikipedia says she is, but it looks like it’s mostly stuff over in Italy, so I guess that’s why she’s still making the rounds. And if you made it all the way to the end of this paragraph then you really are a trooper. Congratulations.

I’ve come to the conclusion that either Monica Bellucci is an alien or a witch. Those are the only two reasons I can come up with for why every time I see her she doesn’t look like she’s aged a week. And, oh sure, you could be snide ]]>

Whoever put super glue on Monica's hands please come remove it!

I’ve come to the conclusion that either Monica Bellucci is an alien or a witch. Those are the only two reasons I can come up with for why every time I see her she doesn’t look like she’s aged a week. And, oh sure, you could be snide and say that these photos she did for the latest Vogue Italy have been doctored up, but to that I would say, GET OFF MY FANTASY! Okay, sorry for yelling. And, oh, I just I remembered that I need to go purchase her book. NO PHOTOSHOP THERE EITHER!!

I’m not sure if these photos of Monica Bellucci in the latest issue of GQ Italy are new or not as if that really matters, but I do know that I like them very, very much. I suppose if I spoke Italian, or as people who ]]>

Okay, now jump up and down...

I’m not sure if these photos of Monica Bellucci in the latest issue of GQ Italy are new or not as if that really matters, but I do know that I like them very, very much. I suppose if I spoke Italian, or as people who annoy me pronounce it EYE-talian, I would know the back story to these pics. Then again if I spoke Italian I would just be too sexy for my pants and wouldn’t have time to write things like this because of all the lay-hay-adies who’d be hanging on my every word all day, every day. Hmmmm… Rosetta Stone here I come!!!!

I guess when you are a super hot Italian babe like Monica Bellucci and you’ve put in many years being that sexy Italian babe you are entitled to having your own book entitled Monica Bellucci by Monica Bellucci even though it sounds about as pretentious as ]]>

I may have to start reading books again...

I guess when you are a super hot Italian babe like Monica Bellucci and you’ve put in many years being that sexy Italian babe you are entitled to having your own book entitled Monica Bellucci by Monica Bellucci even though it sounds about as pretentious as a name for a book can possibly be. I wonder if there are any naked pics in this book, because if there aren’t and I go out and buy this thing I am gonna be real pissed. Ha! Like I’d pay money for a book… Psych!

It’s been too long since we had some sexy Monica Bellucci photos here so I was glad to see that the fine folks at Men’s Style magazine in Australia snapped some shots of one of the all-time hot cougars of the world in a bikini and a cleavage-revealing ]]>

Italy must be such a great place to live...

It’s been too long since we had some sexy Monica Bellucci photos here so I was glad to see that the fine folks at Men’s Style magazine in Australia snapped some shots of one of the all-time hot cougars of the world in a bikini and a cleavage-revealing top. Monica and Elizabeth Hurley should start giving lessons to the young ladies of the world on how to show massive amounts of cleavage and still look like classy broads. Kids these days just don’t know how to class boobies up anymore.

I had to think long and hard about whether or not you’d be interested in seeing Helen Mirren topless for New York Magazine. I mean, she is 64 years-old, but knowing what I know about the folks who read this section of Guyism I really had no ]]>

I had to think long and hard about whether or not you’d be interested in seeing Helen Mirren topless for New York Magazine. I mean, she is 64 years-old, but knowing what I know about the folks who read this section of Guyism I really had no choice but to share this, did I? Of course, I can’t show you full on nipple-action here, but if you realllly want to see some old lady boobage, please feel free to click that link to the magazine’s Web site. For the rest of you, this will have to suffice. (Note: I tossed in some recent? topless photos of Monica Bellucci to offset whatever heebeejeebees Helen is giving you right now. Because I care.)

The woman who never seems to age, Monica Bellucci, appears in the February issue of Max magazine. If Monica were American she’d be a trillionaire. As it is, she’s probably just a millionaire. Her talents haven’t really translated to American media, though if I were a movie ]]>

The woman who never seems to age, Monica Bellucci, appears in the February issue of Max magazine. If Monica were American she’d be a trillionaire. As it is, she’s probably just a millionaire. Her talents haven’t really translated to American media, though if I were a movie producer I’d just cast her in a movie in which all she would do is walk around in the background the entire flick wearing various bits of lingerie. The rest of the movie, the script, other actors, would be pretty much irrelevant. Man, I missed my calling…

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest ]]>

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest Woman of the Year. Semi-Final #2 begins…. NOW!

(Click the pics to see more of each lady. Percentage of the vote is at the time of this publication.)

Remember to vote at the end for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

Stacy Keibler (1979ii, 29%) – – – – – – – – – Marisa Miller* (1978, 33%)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (1977, 27%) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Monaco (1976, 19%)

Charlize Theron (1975, 16%) – – – – – – – – – Eva Mendes (1974, 27%)

Kate Beckinsale** (1973, 32%) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (1972, 21%)

Brooke Burke (1971, 30%) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Connelly (1970, 20%)

Catherine Zeta Jones (1969, 26%) – – – – – – – – – Vanessa Marcil (1968, 22%)

Salma Hayek (1966-67, 38%) – – – – – – – – – Monica Bellucci (1962-65, 35%)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

Summary of the women we covered

Countries: United States (185), England (31), Canada (16), Australia (15), Brazil (8), Czech Republic, Italy, Spain (4), India, Mexico, Russia (3), Argentina, Columbia, France, Germany, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Paraguay, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Wales, Ukraine (2), Barbados, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Israel, Puerto Rico, Sweden, and Venezuela (1).

Occupations: Actress (168), Model, (82), Singer (24), Model/Actress (12), Actress/Singer (11), Athlete (4), Athlete/Model, Singer/Model, TV Show Host (2), Dancer, Dancer/Singer, Model/Chef (1).

*2009 Winner; **2008 Winner.

1962 – 1965… Malcolm X is assassinated in Manhattan. The Beatles first appear on The Ed Sullivan Show. Buddy Rogers becomes the first WWF Champion. The Rolling Stones make their debut. And these luscious ladies entered the world…

Over the span of several weeks we have been taking a ]]>