I gotta say, those don't look a day over 35...

I keep saying that Monica Bellucci looks like she isn’t aging, but these photos for Paris Match magazine have me wondering what’s really going on here. Is it just me or does every photo shoot Monica does these days look pretty much the same? (You can compare and contrast by clicking those links if you want.) It seems like Monica did a ton of photos at some point in the past and they just keep re-using them every time there’s a story on her. Either that or she really isn’t aging. And why are there still stories on her? Is she even acting anymore? Quick check of Wikipedia says she is, but it looks like it’s mostly stuff over in Italy, so I guess that’s why she’s still making the rounds. And if you made it all the way to the end of this paragraph then you really are a trooper. Congratulations.

Whoever put super glue on Monica's hands please come remove it!

I’ve come to the conclusion that either Monica Bellucci is an alien or a witch. Those are the only two reasons I can come up with for why every time I see her she doesn’t look like she’s aged a week. And, oh sure, you could be snide and say that these photos she did for the latest Vogue Italy have been doctored up, but to that I would say, GET OFF MY FANTASY! Okay, sorry for yelling. And, oh, I just I remembered that I need to go purchase her book. NO PHOTOSHOP THERE EITHER!!

Okay, now jump up and down...

I’m not sure if these photos of Monica Bellucci in the latest issue of GQ Italy are new or not as if that really matters, but I do know that I like them very, very much. I suppose if I spoke Italian, or as people who annoy me pronounce it EYE-talian, I would know the back story to these pics. Then again if I spoke Italian I would just be too sexy for my pants and wouldn’t have time to write things like this because of all the lay-hay-adies who’d be hanging on my every word all day, every day. Hmmmm… Rosetta Stone here I come!!!!

I may have to start reading books again...

I guess when you are a super hot Italian babe like Monica Bellucci and you’ve put in many years being that sexy Italian babe you are entitled to having your own book entitled Monica Bellucci by Monica Bellucci even though it sounds about as pretentious as a name for a book can possibly be. I wonder if there are any naked pics in this book, because if there aren’t and I go out and buy this thing I am gonna be real pissed. Ha! Like I’d pay money for a book… Psych!

Italy must be such a great place to live...

It’s been too long since we had some sexy Monica Bellucci photos here so I was glad to see that the fine folks at Men’s Style magazine in Australia snapped some shots of one of the all-time hot cougars of the world in a bikini and a cleavage-revealing top. Monica and Elizabeth Hurley should start giving lessons to the young ladies of the world on how to show massive amounts of cleavage and still look like classy broads. Kids these days just don’t know how to class boobies up anymore.

I had to think long and hard about whether or not you’d be interested in seeing Helen Mirren topless for New York Magazine. I mean, she is 64 years-old, but knowing what I know about the folks who read this section of Guyism I really had no choice but to share this, did I? Of course, I can’t show you full on nipple-action here, but if you realllly want to see some old lady boobage, please feel free to click that link to the magazine’s Web site. For the rest of you, this will have to suffice. (Note: I tossed in some recent? topless photos of Monica Bellucci to offset whatever heebeejeebees Helen is giving you right now. Because I care.)

The woman who never seems to age, Monica Bellucci, appears in the February issue of Max magazine. If Monica were American she’d be a trillionaire. As it is, she’s probably just a millionaire. Her talents haven’t really translated to American media, though if I were a movie producer I’d just cast her in a movie in which all she would do is walk around in the background the entire flick wearing various bits of lingerie. The rest of the movie, the script, other actors, would be pretty much irrelevant. Man, I missed my calling…

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest Woman of the Year. Semi-Final #2 begins…. NOW!

(Click the pics to see more of each lady. Percentage of the vote is at the time of this publication.)

Remember to vote at the end for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

Stacy Keibler (1979ii, 29%) – – – – – – – – – Marisa Miller* (1978, 33%)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (1977, 27%) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Monaco (1976, 19%)

Charlize Theron (1975, 16%) – – – – – – – – – Eva Mendes (1974, 27%)

Kate Beckinsale** (1973, 32%) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (1972, 21%)

Brooke Burke (1971, 30%) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Connelly (1970, 20%)

Catherine Zeta Jones (1969, 26%) – – – – – – – – – Vanessa Marcil (1968, 22%)

Salma Hayek (1966-67, 38%) – – – – – – – – – Monica Bellucci (1962-65, 35%)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

Summary of the women we covered

Countries: United States (185), England (31), Canada (16), Australia (15), Brazil (8), Czech Republic, Italy, Spain (4), India, Mexico, Russia (3), Argentina, Columbia, France, Germany, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Paraguay, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Wales, Ukraine (2), Barbados, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Israel, Puerto Rico, Sweden, and Venezuela (1).

Occupations: Actress (168), Model, (82), Singer (24), Model/Actress (12), Actress/Singer (11), Athlete (4), Athlete/Model, Singer/Model, TV Show Host (2), Dancer, Dancer/Singer, Model/Chef (1).

*2009 Winner; **2008 Winner.

1962 – 1965… Malcolm X is assassinated in Manhattan. The Beatles first appear on The Ed Sullivan Show. Buddy Rogers becomes the first WWF Champion. The Rolling Stones make their debut. And these luscious ladies entered the world…

Over the span of several weeks we have been taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1965 – - – - – - – -

Famke Janssen (Dutch actress) – – – – – – – – – Elizabeth Hurley (British model, actress)

Shania Twain (Canadian singer) – – – – – – – – – Paulina Porizkova (Czech model)

- – - – - – - – 1964 – - – - – - – -

Courteney Cox (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Lori Loughlin (American actress)

Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) – – – – – – – – – Mary-Louise Parker (American actress)

- – - – - – - – 1963 – - – - – - – -

Elle Macpherson (Australian model) – – – – – – – – – Nicollette Sheridan (American actress)

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – 1962

Kathy Ireland (American model) – – – – – – – – – Demi Moore (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 2 now in progress…

Group 2
Jessica Alba

Camilla Belle

Monica Bellucci

Brooke Burke

Izabel Goulart

Stacy Keibler

Eva Mendes

Alyssa Milano

Emily Scott

Paz Vega

Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros
Kate Beckinsale
Halle Berry
Kim Cloutier
Minka Kelly
Miranda Kerr
Rachelle Leah
Sophie Monk
Nina Moric
Rihanna

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 3.

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio
Rachel Bilson
Sophia Bush
Hilary Duff
Angelina Jolie
Leighton Meester
Marisa Miller
Olivia Munn
Elsa Pataky
Sarah Shahi

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 4.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson
Laetitia Casta
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Doutzen Kroes
Olga Kurylenko
Maria Menounos
Petra Nemcova
Dania Ramirez
Bar Refaeli

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 7.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 9
Sammy Braddy
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Carmen Electra
Keeley Hazell
Julianne Hough
Eva Longoria
Joanna Krupa
Natalie Portman
Nadine Velazquez
Estella Warren

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 9.

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen
Kelly Carlson
Giada De Laurentis
Carla Gugino
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Blake Lively
Katie Price
Roselyn Sanchez
Yvonne Strahovski

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 10.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

Of course, the graphic artists at Prestige magazine may have had something to do with how good Monica looks here, but if you’ve ever seen candids of her there is no arguing her amazing beauty.

Even more Monica Bellucci sexy stuff here.

Damn, she has a righteous rack for a woman of her vintage. And vintage is the absolutely correct term to use when discussing Monica Bellucci.

To see Monica Bellucci’s topless pics uncensored, click here.
And more SFW Monica Bellucci awesomeness here.

Is being a photographer for GQ Italy perhaps the greatest job in the entire Universe? Signs say yes…

More Monica Bellucci awesomeness here.

(1) Must have a viable career in 2008. Sorry, Stacey Dash. (2) No one with obvious *cough* Nicole Kidman *cough* plastic surgery. (3) Photos must have be taken after actress turned 40, and must be red-carpet/candid shots, not glamour pics.

Let’s see who they came up with…

10. Julianne Moore. Not bad.
9. Lee Mi-Sook. WHO?
8. Annabella Sciorra. Wow. Digging deep.
7. Maria Bello. Getting better.
6. Michelle Pfeiffer. What about the viable career thing?
5. Diane Lane. Ba-da-bing!
4. Salma Hayek. No doubt.
3. Marisa Tomei. Should be #5… or lower.
2. Halle Berry. No brainer.
1. Monica Bellucci. No quarrel there.

Here’s 24 pictures of their winner… For research purposes only.

To view all of these Monica Bellucci pics uncensored, click here.

So now we have the hottest 35 year-old determined and the hottest 39/43 year-old determined. Maybe I need to do this year by year. That’d be cool. Dibs! It does sounds like a lot of work though. Hmmm…