Monkeys

What is Pokemon

Monkeys

What is Pokemon

Via Johnny Wander comes this late birthday gift to Charles Darwin, who turned dead (again) yesterday.

Curious George hates kids

Monkeys

Curious George hates kids

Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there’s empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric.

A NERF chaingun and a helpful chart on what to say during sex

Monkeys

A NERF chaingun and a helpful chart on what to say during sex

This is your last update of 2008 so I should make it a good one. Only I'm not because there's f'ing nothing extremely funny on the Internet right now (see what happens when I take a semi-vacation?) and I'm a lazy lazy man when I don't "have" to do work. So here's the best things I could