Monkeys

Escaped monkey gets hit by tranquilizer darts, escapes anyway

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Everyone loves monkeys…I mean look at this guy in the photo. How could you not love that? But when a monkey’s on the loose, everybody panics. Especially when it’s a superpowered monkey who knows how to avoid traffic and doesn’t go down when shot with tranquilizer darts, like this unnamed monkey in Tampa Bay. Read more

Monkey rips woman’s top off, presumably enjoys bananas

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There have been very few trustworthy monkeys that I’ve encountered in life. Most would maul you the first chance they get and/or throw feces on you as soon as they feel continent. So it comes as no shock that this damned dirty chimp would strip a woman down in broad daylight. Video is after the jump and I suppose it’s technically NSFW, unless you’re a monkey with grabby hands and a day job. Read more

Chimps love magic

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Sure I just covered the magic of Japanese TV the other day with the game show Get the Girl Naked, but I think this show, presumably named Confuse the Chimp with Magic, which features a chimp being perplexed and amused by magic tricks, is equally deserving of a Japanese Emmy. Read more

The difference between men and women

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the key difference between what men will do and what women will. Read more

What is Pokemon

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Via Johnny Wander comes this late birthday gift to Charles Darwin, who turned dead (again) yesterday. Read more

Curious George hates kids

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Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there’s empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric. Read more

A NERF chaingun and a helpful chart on what to say during sex

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This is your last update of 2008 so I should make it a good one. Only I’m not because there’s f’ing nothing extremely funny on the Internet right now (see what happens when I take a semi-vacation?) and I’m a lazy lazy man when I don’t “have” to do work. So here’s the best things ... Read more

Monkeys beat trainer with stick

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I don’t know what it is about China (other than their blatant lust for abuse in all forms) but with their eagles getting raped and now monkeys turning on their trainer, it’s a bit of a problem. Read more

Kung Fu Monkey

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I think I want one of these Kung Fu monkeys for when I go out to the bars and get black out drunk. MONKEYS CAN TCB, YOU KNOW… Read more