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Snakes on a Plane's TV edit is interesting

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Snakes on a Plane's TV edit is interesting

I wanted to post it yesterday but with so much compelling timely content (squirrels sucking each other’s balls?!?!? Can’t hold that one!), didn’t get around to it. Here’s an edit of Samuel L. Jackson’s Snakes on a Plane when airing on FX.

That is so true. I

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Star Wars/MacGyver mashup? Sure, why not…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought that Star Wars would have been so much better had they used the MacGyver theme rather than that stuff by that award-winning composer…

The trailer for Bruno is out

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The trailer for Bruno is out

I wasn't the biggest fan of Borat before the movie came out and I basically have no awareness of Bruno other than he's gay and something European (which I probably could have left at "something European"). But the trailer seems fun. It's NSFW though at one point so, tread lightly.

Reminder: The 80s sucked worse than you recall

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Reminder: The 80s sucked worse than you recall

I mentioned this recently but it bears repeating…people have this sort of wistful look at the 80s like it was good. All it really gave us was AIDS and Muppets. For example, check out this awful scene from the movie Teen Witch.

It really brings to mind that being

Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon

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Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon

I'll be going to see Watchmen tonight even though I'm not a nerd and misplaced my virginity a long-time ago. I tend to think comics are for fags and people who should be removed from their lunch money, but the movie has rape and a blue guy floating around without wearing pants. How could I not love

Mickey Rourke won an award

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Mickey Rourke won an award

Mickey Rourke didn't win an Oscar for his performance in The Wrestler but he did win an Independent Spirit award so..hey, that's something. And the speech was pretty damn entertaining and would have been a nice break in another extremely dull Oscars broadcast.

To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's Jason punching a black guy's head off

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To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's Jason punching a black guy's head off

Friday the 13th only comes along so often because calendars are stingy like that (actually apparently we have three Friday the 13ths this year...thanks for that, Calendar Gods). So to celebrate this special day, here's a dead white guy in a hockey mask punching a black guy's head off. It's a mystery

Christian Bale is yelly

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Christian Bale is yelly

Do you know how difficult it is to play John Connor in the new Terminator: Salvation movie? You think freaking out about killer robots is EASY? Well here’s a dose of reality from Christian Bale since the audio of his shouting at a crew member has been

Megan Fox knows what we’re thinking

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Megan Fox knows what we’re thinking

How else do you explain Megan Fox wearing tight jeans with hearts on her sublime ass?

I don’t really have anything else to add here. I just thought pictures of Megan Fox with hearts on her ass was noteworthy.

From The Vault… (1.18.09)

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From The Vault… (1.18.09)

Some stuff that I post is just so damn good, but gets lost in the shuffle. Therefore, every Sunday I will bring back some goodies that I think you may have missed, but will still enjoy...