Murdering homeless people January 21, 2009

Girl farting seductively? No..no that's not right

I'm not really a big fetish guy. Really, the closest to a fetish I get is demanding to put a tentacle puppet on my genitals when I have sex with a Japanese girl. So you could see how horrified I am by this "trend" (maybe?) called "Seductive Farting" aka hot chicks farting fetish.

Murdering homeless people January 5, 2009

Oh you silly homeless people

I’m all for homeless creativity, but this gentleman’s ad seeking financial support in exchange for doing nothing just seems silly.

Murdering homeless people December 4, 2008

The most amazing homeless man ever

I tend to not like the homeless. They smell, get in the way, and don't offer me money for being awesome like other people do (in fact, they have the audacity to ask me for money! The audacity!). But even I have to admit that homeless man Michael Malloy is pretty great.

Murdering homeless people September 15, 2008

This ninja cat is awesome

Everyone has a weakness for adorable kitties. Especially ones with big anime character-looking eyes. But what if they’re sneaking up on you to, probably, murder you and eat your sweet innards?

Just watch the whole thing. The cat sneaks up on its owner without shifting its position or moving