Murdering homeless people

Homeless guy leaves behind $4 million

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You know how you routinely step over homeless people or bludgeon them to death to briefly fill the void in your life? Turns out that might be something of an error…check out this guy who, despite being homeless, left behind a $4 million estate. Read more

The secret ingredient

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Via Channelate comes this comic about what might make for a viable secret ingredient in your next cookout. Read more

Feed the homeless, get arrested

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Orlando is apparently not a big fan of homeless people eating. Take for example the story of Eric Montañez, an “activist” who tried to feed a bunch of homeless people in a park and found himself going to jail. [media id=9] So here’s the thing…I hate homeless people. And it’s not my usual illogical hatred ... Read more

Girl farting seductively? No..no that's not right

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I’m not really a big fetish guy. Really, the closest to a fetish I get is demanding to put a tentacle puppet on my genitals when I have sex with a Japanese girl. So you could see how horrified I am by this “trend” (maybe?) called “Seductive Farting” aka hot chicks farting fetish. I’m all ... Read more

Oh you silly homeless people

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I’m all for homeless creativity, but this gentleman’s ad seeking financial support in exchange for doing nothing just seems silly. Read more

The most amazing homeless man ever

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I tend to not like the homeless. They smell, get in the way, and don’t offer me money for being awesome like other people do (in fact, they have the audacity to ask me for money! The audacity!). But even I have to admit that homeless man Michael Malloy is pretty great. Read more

This ninja cat is awesome

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Everyone has a weakness for adorable kitties. Especially ones with big anime character-looking eyes. But what if they’re sneaking up on you to, probably, murder you and eat your sweet innards? Just watch the whole thing. The cat sneaks up on its owner without shifting its position or moving while within the line of sight ... Read more