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84th Annual Academy Awards results and red carpet photos

Douglas Charles — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:00:33 +0000

Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there were lots of sexy celebrity females in attendance.

Here are your winners:
Best Picture: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Actress in a Leading Role: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Actress in a Supporting Role: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Directing: Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist
Animated Feature Film: Rango
Art Direction: Hugo
Cinematography: Hugo
Visual Effects: Hugo
Film Editing: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Costume Design: The Artist
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): The Descendants
Writing (Original Screenplay): Midnight in Paris
Documentary Feature: Undefeated
Music (Original Score): The Artist
Music (Original Song): “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
J-Lo’s Nipple: Twitter account

PHOTOS: Best dresses from the last two Academy Awards

And here are your sexy celebrity ladies (in order below): Berenice Bejo, Sandra Bullock, Rose Byrne, Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Ellie Kemper, Anna Faris, Stacy Keibler, Milla Jovovich, Judy Greer, Kate Mara, Lara Spencer, Jennifer Lopez, Maria Menounos, Missy Pyle, Nancy O’Dell, Kelly Osbourne, Penelope Ann Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Kelly Ripa, Rooney Mara, Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Kristen Wiig, Michelle Williams, and Sarah Hyland, Angelina Jolie.

And if you missed Sacha Baron Cohen pouring “Kim Jong-Il’s ashes” on Ryan Seacrest, here you go.

2012 SAG Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:00:18 +0000

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

69th Annual Golden Globe Awards results and pictures

Douglas Charles — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:05:32 +0000

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

Mass Effect 3 starring… Natalie Portman?

Matt Hawkins — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:02:05 +0000

Mass Effect 3 is on the way, which means that oh so important choice once again: male or female Shepard? And even though most red-blooded males might be included to stare at a fine lass for the 100+ plus hour space adventure, the model used has always been kinda “meh”.

Well, time not only for a change, and it’s up to you to make it happen! Via the Mass Effect Facebook page are six possible choices. Here’s contestant number one, and to see them all, simply click the Next prompt. Choosing Like is essentially casting your vote. And here they are…

… They’re all fairly similar, but it’s all in the details. As the helpful folks at Reddit have pointed out, one can detect hints of Natalie Portman, Alison Brie, even Janet Jackson.

At the moment, the Gillian Jacobs wannabe (choice number 5) is the far away lead at almost 29,000 votes! So if you’d rather have Ms. Jackson instead, cast your vote ASAP.

Celebrity dirt: Emma Watson wants “control” over her life plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:45:28 +0000

Emma Watson sick of having “no control” over her life
“I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I’m desperately trying to find my way through it.”

Hef & Crystal’s wedding is off — “She’s dating Dr. Phil’s son”
“”Hef is in shock. Crystal bailed and left the mansion at 11pm Sunday night.”

Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman welcome a son
“It’s been a big year for Natalie Portman: an engagement, an Oscar and now a baby!”

Joss Stone targeted in bizarre robbery-murder plot
“Two men armed with swords, rope and a body bag were arrested Tuesday near Joss Stone’s rural home in England under suspicion of planning to rob and kill the young British singer.”

Tracy Morgan reveals his father died of AIDS — admits “I was bullied at school”
“I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it. I never want to use my comedy to hurt anyone.”

Jessica Simpson joining NBC’s Fashion Star
“With an almost billion-dollar lifestyle brand under her belt she is sure to be an excellent mentor to our up-and-coming designers.”

Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen and I had “a beautiful love story”
“Despite Sheen calling Richards ‘a bitch’ during his ‘Torpedo of Truth’ tour, she doesn’t harbor ill-will towards her ex.”

Justin Timberlake: Why I smoke pot
“Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

Meet Petra Ecclestone: The 22 year-old who bought Candy Spelling’s $150M mansion
“Don’t worry, she can afford it: her father is Formula One head Bernard Ecclestone, whose net worth Forbes last year estimated as $4 billion.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: “Leave Sarah Palin alone”
“As much as I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin I find sifting through her emails repulsive and over reaching.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Shakira in her sexy new music video for her song “Rabiosa” featuring Pitbull.

For all the Natalie Portman fans out there

Douglas Charles — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:00:36 +0000

Once the baby is born photos like this will look much different... and perhaps... better?

I thought that since Natalie Portman’s all knocked up and won’t be doing anything too sexy for awhile all of you Natalie fanboys might be interested in seeing this photo shoot that was published recently by a Spanish magazine called El Pais Semanal. The way I figure it pics like these and watching her in a thong in Your Highness are about all you guys have these days Natalie-wise so I’m just trying to do what I can to help you through this tough time. I’m a giver like that.

Celebrity dirt: Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller back to rehab and more gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:00:38 +0000

Brooke Mueller tried pawning jewelry, stereo
“Brooke was desperately trying to get cash for the two items … but the store would not make the purchase because Brooke did not have a valid I.D.”

Charlie Sheen headed back to court after ex refuses drug test
“Brooke Mueller, actor Charlie Sheen’s soon-to-be ex-wife, was ordered to undergo a drug test at her Hollywood home at 5:30 p.m. Friday but refused to provide a urine sample.”

Brooke Mueller back in rehab
“Sheen’s lawyers are going to court on Tuesday to raise the issue, and we’re told Brooke’s move is a preemptive strike.”

Dog the Bounty Hunter bails Nicolas Cage out of jail
“The reality star posted Nicolas Cage’s $11,000 bond, after the Knowing star was arrested on charges of domestic violence, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness Saturday…”

Amanda Seyfried bought a dead horse
“A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.”

Sarah Lane: Close-ups of Natalie Portman’s face don’t count as dancing
“They were trying to create this image, this facade really, that Natalie had done something extraordinary, something that’s pretty much impossible.”

Hugh Hefner invited Kendra Wilkinson to his wedding via Email
“Unlike fellow Hugh Hefner ex-girlfriend Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson never saw marrying the Playboy empresario as part of her future.”

LeAnn Rimes donates her clothes to a cash-strapped fan
“She even told Joyce that she would take care of the shipping charges even though Joyce had offered to pay the expenses.”

Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman’s divorced finalized
“It was beautiful while it lasted.”

Miley Cyrus not feeling the love from America, won’t tour here
“Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Kate Upton for Beach Bunny Swimwear’s Spring Collection (pics here, here, here, and here).

Celebrity dirt: Kendra Wilkinson has another sex tape plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:00:56 +0000

Kendra Wilkinson has another lesbian sex tape
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

Betty White rips into Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen
“They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful.”

JWoww is ready to have kids
“Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year.”

Britney Spears signs Nicki Minaj for concert tour
“Everyone involved in the concert is relieved Enrique Iglasias’ ego couldn’t handle opening for Britney and feel Nicki will be infinitely better.”

Paris Hilton sued for not returning $60,000 in jewelry
“Alianz contends Hilton never bothered to return the jewelry after police returned it and the Louis Vuitton bag it was stolen in to her.”

Rapper Gucci Mane arrested
“Radric Davis was charged with misdemeanor battery after a warrant was issued following an incident where he allegedly pushed a female out of a moving vehicle, causing her bodily harm.”

Kate Gosselin being sued by marriage counseler
“The complaint was filed at Freeland District Court in Pennsylvania before Judge Gerald Feissner on March 28, 2011, by a company called Creative Energy Options.”

Natalie Portman has given up veganism
“If you’re not eating eggs, then you can’t have cookies or cake from regular bakeries, which can become a problem when that’s all you want to eat.”

Kelly Osbourne considering gastric band to maintain weight
“She’s recently been on holiday and put on almost a stone (14 pounds) while enjoying herself.”

Dennis Quaid opens up about cocaine past
“It was supplied, basically, on movie sets because everyone was doing it.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The Beastie Boys, “Fight For Your Right – Revisited” featuring Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Rainn Wilson, Rashida Jones, Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson, Stanley Tucci, Chloe Sevigny, Rainn Wilson, Rashida Jones, Jason Schwartzman, Steve Buscemi, Will Arnett, Susan Sarandon, etc, etc, …

Celebrity dirt: You too can own Jacko’s X-rays and more of today’s celebrity gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:15:15 +0000

Man caught trying to sell Michael Jackson’s chest X-rays for $3K
“The X-rays were taken when the King of Pop was suffering from pneumonia on March 26, 2007.”

Lawyer in Michael Jackson trial says singer killed himself over finances
“The crux of the defense is going to be that Michael Jackson engaged in a desperate act and took desperate measures that caused his death.”

LeAnn Rimes fires back at reports claiming she is too thin
“To those who have to turn to other’s lives and judge with no real knowledge of how anyone lives, you can you know what!”

Wonderbra billboard voted best poster ad of all time
“In second place was Saatchi & Saatchi’s ‘Labour Isn’t Working’ poster for the Conservative Party from the 1970s.”

Bristol Palin earns $262,000 as abstinence ambassador
“The figures behind Bristol’s massive paycheck came from a Candie’s Foundation tax form from 2009.”

Miley Cyrus is back with Liam Hemsworth
“The couple were together for over a year until they called it quits in August last year.”

Alec Baldwin says 30 Rock is ending next season
“Our contracts are expired [in 2012], and Tina [Fey] is gonna have a big career directing films and writing.”

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil charged with domestic violence
“Complicating things a lot more — Neil is on probation for his DUI conviction last year.”

Madonna slams “wild and totally false” Malawi school rumors
“Neither Madonna nor Raising Malawi is being investigated by the FBI or the IRS.”

Natalie Portman’s dad wrote a book
“Misconception, the self-published debut novel by Long Island fertility specialist Dr. Avner Hershlag, [is] now making the rounds of major houses.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Rihanna behind-the-scenes for her Rolling Stone cover shoot.

Celebrity dirt: ‘Mad Men’ to return to AMC in 2012 and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:15:02 +0000

AMC greenlights season 5 of Mad Men for early 2012
“Despite not having a deal with Mad Men creator-executive producer Matt Weiner yet, AMC is officially moving ahead with a fifth season of the Emmy-winning period drama…”

Jackie Chan is not dead, as rumored
“He did not suffer a heart attack and die, as was reported on many social networking sites and in online news reports.”

Jessica Simpson says she’s been approached to judge The X Factor
“I think it would be a lot of fun. It’s definitely my life. To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.”

Beyonce no longer managed by her father, Mathew Knowles
“Mathew Knowles began managing Beyonce’s career when she was a teenager and shepherded her through her mega-success with Destiny’s Child…”

Britney Spears announces tour with Enrique Iglesias
“In between songs at her pretaped San Francisco show on Good Morning America, the singer made the huge announcement.”

Enrique Iglesias quits Britney Spears’ US tour
“Just hours after Spears announced ‘We are going on tour with Enrique Iglesias in June!’ on Good Morning America, Iglesias has backed out of the show…”

Chris Brown gets chilly reception at Dancing With The Stars
“‘As a victim of domestic violence, I don’t agree with him coming on the show, but it’s out of my control,’ Cheryl [Burke] said following Chris’ performance.”

Jodie Foster says Mel Gibson ‘is a brilliant man’
“We work exactly in the same way: No bullshit.”

Rosie O’Donnell moving into Oprah Winfrey’s TV studio
“Rosie O’Donnell posted big news on her blog Monday night when she announced that her eagerly-anticipated talk show will call Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network home this fall.”

Jackass star Steve-O arrested in Canada
“Steve-O was stopped by customs when he got off an airplane at Calgary International Airport … when officials noticed there was an outstanding warrant out for his arrest.”

Celebrity dirt: Bret Michaels suing the Tony Awards and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:45:57 +0000

Bret Michaels suing the Tony Awards for almost killing him
“Michaels has filed a lawsuit … blaming producers for not instructing him on how to safely exit the stage after his performance was over … because while he tried to exit, he was ‘smacked’ in the face by a piece of the set.”

Charlie Sheen calls Denise Richards a ‘kidnapper’ and ‘dog thief’
“Any good will that existed between Charlie Sheen and his ex-wife Denise Richards may be gone.”

Will Ferrell may join The Office cast for good
“Ferrell is confident he could fill Carell’s shoes — and already has ideas on how he’d change up the sitcom’s script.”

Mila Kunis weighs in on Black Swan, Natalie Portman controversy
“Natalie danced her ass off,” says Kunis. “I think it’s unfortunate that this is coming out and taking attention away from [the praise] Natalie deserved and got.”

Katy Perry’s mom is not happy about Katy’s act, boobs
“Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs…My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on.”

Raunchy Christina Aguilera pictures for sale
“Hundreds of highly intimate photographs of Christina Aguilera have surfaced, including candid images of the star partying at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party and in bed with her boyfriend Matt Rutler.”

Sylvester Stallone to release menswear inspired by Rocky and Rambo
“Clothing is the first step to building a character. I really believe I have an understanding of the male psyche on all levels.”

Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest to host Wango Tango Festival
“…which will feature performances from Ke$ha, Jennifer Lopez and Selena Gomez.”

Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton might record a song together
“I was gonna ask you, how are you gonna release an album and don’t get me on it?”

Reese Witherspoon got married to Jim Toth
“Wearing a custom-designed Monique Lhuillier gown, the actress, 35, exchanged vows with CAA agent Toth, 40, in front of 120 family members and friends.”

Celebrity dirt: Adrienne Palicki’s Wonder Woman costume leads today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 18:00:17 +0000

A look at Adrienne Palicki in her new Wonder Woman costume
“What’s different from what we’ve seen before? Well, how about those shiny blue pants? And blue boots instead of red ones?”

Celebrity nude photo blogger goes underground, FBI investigation continues
“The blogger accused of publishing titillating photos of nude celebrities illegally obtained by [a] ring of hackers has gone underground, shutting down his site and deleting his social networking pages.”

Natalie Portman, Lindsey Vonn, and Carly Patterson added to the hacked pics list
“We’re also told Dianna Agron from Glee has been targeted as well.”

Wyclef Jean treated for a gunshot wound in Haiti
“The shooting comes on the eve of the presidential elections in his native country; Jean is supporting fellow musician Michel Martelly.”

Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti Johnston
“[The] stunning blonde is a dead ringer for Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. At just 22, she is 13 years younger than the golfing superstar.”

Dave Grohl has had enough of “f-cking Glee“
“…the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his f-cking show… f-ck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.”

Sammy Hagar had sex with “four or five” girls backstage during Eddie Van Halen’s guitar solos
“You start changing your clothes because they’re all sweaty. You have a 20 minute break, and it’s like… ‘NEXT!’”

Bill Cosby wants no part of Russell Simmons
“[Russell] approached Bill backstage, but he wasn’t having any of it, telling Russy to ‘get the f-ck outta my face!’”

Former WWE Diva Chyna doesn’t like Snooki invading wrestling
“‘Snooki is trying to make a joke out of wrestling’ … and needs to be taught a lesson.”

Jenn Sterger demanding photos be removed from Web site
“Despite the fact that Sterger has filed a lawsuit against Reese to prevent him using Brett Favre’s ‘sexting messages’ to her for commercial gains, the powerful agent still has two images of her on his site.”

This week in celebrity gossip: Anne Hathaway made bank, hates James Franco?

Douglas Charles — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 14:30:13 +0000

Celebrity gossip items (other than Charlie Sheen news) you may have missed this week…

— Anne Hathaway made $750,000 on Oscar night. Gwyneth Paltrow made $500,000. For wearing jewelry. Seriously.

— It’s also been reported that Anne allegedly grew to hate James Franco during rehearsals for the Academy Awards. Wow, you would never have known it. They were such a great pair!

— Mila Kunis was doing a whole lot of flirting with Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at a party after the Oscars. Yes, Aaron Rodgers was at an Oscars party. Jay Cutler was apparently too much of a pussy to attend.

— Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday and went to dinner with his girlfriend Selena Gomez. Normal, right? Yes, until you find out that a female Bieber allegedly fan punched Selena in the face (which she denies despite holding her head and crying).

— Robert Pattinson says that dating Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart is very traumatic. Understandable. Just watching her is hard enough.

— Paula Abdul is doing great since leaving Idol. And by doing great I mean accusing her boyfriend of kidnapping her on Valentine’s Day.

— Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab without telling his daughter Lindsay first and that really made her mad. Because? Because that’s what they do.

— Madonna is a douchebag. I can call a woman a douchebag, right?

— Scarlett Johansson took an overnight trip to Cabo San Lucas with Sean Penn. She’s 26, he’s 50. Playa.

— Mike Huckabee basically called Natalie Portman a slut for getting knocked up.

— Katie Holmes has filed a $50 million libel lawsuit against Star Magazine. Because Tom told her to.* (*Not really, but probably.)

— Victoria Beckham has no need for handicapped people and their “special” parking spaces.

— Christina Aguilera: The Mugshot.

— And finally, Kacey Jordan won the porn star pageant on The Howard Stern Show. Maybe Charlie Sheen does know what he’s doing after all.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine people over at FHM and features the one and only Kylie Bisutti doing lots of fun things in very little clothing. Winning!

The sexy ladies of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards

Douglas Charles — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:00:21 +0000

Scarlett Johansson won the award for looking like she just had a quickie in the limo...

By now you’ve probably heard that The King’s Speech won the Oscar for Best Picture, and Natalie Portman and Colin Firth won the Academy Awards for Best Actress and Actor, but just in case you didn’t watch (lucky you) or get a good enough look at the all the sexy women that were in attendance (the truly important stuff from last night), now is your chance. Some of the ladies that were in attendance looking as beautiful as ever were (in order below): Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore, Michelle Williams, Virginia Madsen, Maria Menounos, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon (feeding all of my I Dream of Jeanie fantasies), Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry (awesome as usual), Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mallika Sherawat, Erin Andrews (wait, what?), James Franco, and Zzzzzzzzzzzz…

The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards happened

Douglas Charles — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:00:15 +0000

Oh, so thaaat's why they lost...

As you know by now awards season began last night for Hollywood with the latest edition of the Golden Globes taking place. Some people won, many more people lost, but the one thing that never changes is that there were lots of sexy celebrity women all dressed up looking their best. Here’s just a few of them (in order below)… Carrie Underwood, January Jones, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco, Lea Michele, Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Julia Stiles, Piper Perabo, Jennifer Lopez, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Adams, Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, Halle Berry, and Mila Kunis. Oh my. [Side notes from last night (neither pictured below): Michelle Pfeiffer - still alive, Milla Jovovich - gi-GAN-tic head. That is all.]

Even more pics from the Golden Globes here.

Natalie Portman is pregnant, engaged

Douglas Charles — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 20:00:40 +0000

This movie poster is more appropriate today than ever...

Cross Natalie Portman off your list. Now we know why Natalie was getting so buck-wild lately what with the thong videos, and the stripping videos, and the lesbian videos, and the masturbation videos, she’s getting married and wanted to sow those final big screen wild oats. And just when I was about to take her off my most overrated list too…

Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to People exclusively.

The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.

Wait a second… she’s engaged to a choreographer? And pregnant with his child? Did I sleep through January, February, and March and wake up on April Fool’s Day? Oy vay! Well, enjoy these photos of Natalie, fanboys, because it’s gonna be several months/years before Nat looks this good again.

Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant! [People]

Natalie Portman! Mila Kunis! Lesbian video!

Douglas Charles — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:00:51 +0000

Phew! Dancing and lesbian scenes are hard work...

I know by now there is a good chance you have either heard about or seen the “magical” scenes between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the movie Black Swan in which they get down and dirty with each other, but if you haven’t, Merry Christmas to you! And let me just say this, then you can go watch the clips… this might just be the best movie ever put on film.

(UPDATE: Videos fixed. For now. Hurry!!)

Oh, did I mention Natalie also has a masturbation scene? Yeah, there’s that too…

VIDEO: Natalie Portman is good at stripping

Douglas Charles — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 16:00:15 +0000

Now this is a peep show I'd pay good money to see...

Here’s a video you’ll want to watch of Natalie Portman stripping out of her clothes for the New York Times. I’m not sure why she did this. I guess I could do a search and try to find out, but I figure one of you out there will know and drop me a comment. And even if you don’t, who cares? It’s Natalie Portman stripping on camera. Man, between this, her surprising cleavage, and her thong Natalie Portman is making a run for the title of hottest babe of 2011.

Natalie Portman has surprising cleavage

Douglas Charles — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:00:10 +0000

Once you get past the death stare the cleavage here is really quite spectacular...

This has been quite the couple of weeks for Natalie Portman and her fans. First she dropped some nice little thong action on us and now at the New York premiere of that movie Black Swan (you know, the one with the lesbian makeout scene with Mila Kunis) she gives us a big dose of unexpected cleavage. Now as to why she is carrying around a copy of the book Lolita at this event though is a question for another day. Or not. What do I care?

Natalie Portman in a thong! Video! Pictures!!

Douglas Charles — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:00:44 +0000

Mr. Magorium would be so freaking proud...

Natalie Portman has just ensured that the movie she is starring in entitled (one sec), Your Highness, will be a super giant blockbuster because she appears in the film wearing the tiniest little thong (no body double here, baby!). Now the important details: Skip to around 1:25 of the video. You’re welcome.