New Jersey

VIDEO: “South Park” annihilated Snooki on last night’s episode

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The New Jersey phenomenon was tackled on last night’s “South Park” and the unequivocal highlight is the show’s portrayal of “Jersey Shore” star Snooki. Here’s a clip. Read more

Two Rutgers students accused of secretly filming dormmate having sex

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Colleges often have an “anything goes” reputation where everything short of violence is all under the umbrella of kids being kids. But sometimes that can go a bit too far, like two students who filmed a dormmate having sex with someone. Read more

Man steals $33k from son’s charity fund, is worst human being ever

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There are some crimes that just ruin your faith in humanity, but this is possibly the worst I’ve seen: A man and his son survived a house fire which killed two of his children and his wife. An outpouring of support came in for the surviving son with donations totaling over $38,000 to help provide ... Read more

Naked snowwoman forced to cover up

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A New Jersey family decided they’d use all of our recent snow to show off their artistic ability and make a Venus de Milo snowman..woman..person. As anyone with a mild knowledge of art knows, the Venus de Milo is nude (or half-dressed, to be specific). So of course, neighbors complained and now the snowwoman has ... Read more

Fat politicians need extra love

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The NJ gubernatorial race between Chris Christie and Jon Corzine is getting dirty. And by dirty, I mean dirty because of how hungry Chris Christie is from spilling food from his many meals all over himself. Oh sorry, the propaganda has gotten me. Anyway, Corzine’s attack ads make fun of Christie being a fatty. Read more

Cows are sluts

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New Jersey apparently has no laws against bestiality, so one cop thought it’d be cool to let some calves suckle on his johnson. Apparently that wasn’t “okay” according to the man, since he got charged with animal cruelty. But don’t worry, cow blowjob-lovers…he got off scot free! Read more