New Zealand

VIDEO: Did you know that the now jailed founder of Megaupload was a gamer?

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Thoughts on piracy and file sharing aside, the following will make you glad he’s in prison, just for being an annoying rich prick. Read more

VIDEO: New Zealand drunk driving PSA reminds us that New Zealand is awesome

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What do you think of first when you think of New Zealand? There’s only one correct answer: HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. So keep that in mind when watching this anti-drunk driving PSA from the New Zealand Transport Agency. Read more

Air compression machine blows up man’s butt “like a balloon”

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There are few things as appealing to me as evoking the thought of penetrated buttocks and being filled up with foreign substances as a result, but that’s what happened to a New Zealand trucker, turning him into the equivalent of a human balloon. Read more

Two women have bloody bar fight over who wore silver dress better

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Two blondes walk into a bar. They happen to have worn the same dress. So they end up fighting to the point of drawing blood. Not much of a punchline, but it actually happened in New Zealand. Read more

VIDEO: Newsman pronounces Sheila Dikshit’s name, laughs obnoxiously

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New Zealand broadcaster Paul Henry was covering Delhi, India chief minister Sheila Dikshit (pronounced Dixit) when he got himself all aflutter with laughter. You see, he pronounced the name as it’s spelled. His response is pretty priceless. Read more

Quote of the Day

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When you’re a wanted man on the run, you should probably avoid running into a high school. And, even more so, you should probably not tell the kids there you’re going to give them a “lesson in love.” Just FYI. Read more

Drunk driver trapped in his overturned car opened another beer

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Drunk driving is not something fun for people…you can injure or kill others and yourself. But, if you’re going to overturn your car and end up trapped, there are totally worse ways to spend your time than cracking open another beer. Read more

The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations

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The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the sexiest fans of every single World ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Lots of weird stuff gets auctioned off online. But try topping this: A New Zealand woman auctioned off two vials allegedly containing the ghosts of two dead people. And they sold for almost $2,000 US dollars. Read more

Quote of the Day

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A teenage girl in New Zealand thought it would be fun to flash her boobs to nearby cars. And it most certainly was, I’m sure. Up until the part where her boobs caused an oncoming car to crash into her and get her convicted of disorderly behavior. Boobs..what can’t you do? Read more

Sports anchor's mic stays on while he pees

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I’ll be honest, I don’t think this is so funny, but it seems like it’s one of those things that’ll be everywhere today because it’s so amazing and dammit I’m here for you. So watch and enjoy this New Zealand sports anchor and his vigorous urination. Read more