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Stanford offensive coordinator position now named after Andrew Luck
As part of an anonymous donation to Stanford University, the offensive coordinator will now forever be tied with Andrew Luck. And the new title sounds kind of ridiculous.
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Man covered with 30,000 bees, local news spares no puns
In this clip from ‘Today in Amarillo’ (which is surely a non-stop thrill ride of news), a video is shown of a Polish man “conducting an experiment” that had him covered with 30,000 bees. It’s quite a sight to bee-hold. *slaps knee
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11 people on Facebook with very important things to say about its IPO
Facebook began trading on the NASDAQ today, marking one of the biggest initial public offerings in history. Naturally, Facebook users are talking about this historic event in their inimitable way.
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Man enraged after being ejected from all-you-can-eat for eating too much
Bill Wisth went to restaurant Chuck’s Place for an all-you-can-eat fish fry. As the restaurant ran low on fish, they reversed their policy. Now, Wisth turns to Milwaukee NBC affiliate TMJ4 still hungry…for some justice.
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SHIRI is the humanoid robotic butt cheeks we needed
…But not the humanoid robotic butt cheeks we deserved? Scientists are calling SHIRI “the world’s most accurate robotic butt cheeks.” And now you can witness them in motion. NSFW warning, I guess?
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Facebook testing feature that makes all your friends see your status update if you pay $2
Are you finding yourselves annoyed by the various people who've wormed their way into your Facebook without really being your friend? It might get worse: A new program being tested by the company would allow users to promote a status to all of their friends for just two dollars.
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Six-year-old suspended for sexual harassment for quoting LMFAO
A six-year-old Colorado boy was suspended from school for sexual harassment after quoting a line from LMFAO’s hit “Sexy and I Know It.” How many lives must LMFAO ruin before they’re stopped?
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Things Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old tanning mom, looks like
Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old New Jersey mother making headlines for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter tanning and getting arrested as a result, loves tanning. You might not be able to tell by her fair complexion.