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Indian newspaper publishes hilariously insensitive Chris Brown joke

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The Times of India published this in their “silly joke” section of the paper. It makes fun of Chris Brown’s penchant for domestic violence and, as a result, is probably not a silly joke. Read more

Bacon milkshake now available at select Jack in the Box restaurants

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Baconing up everything has been a popular tome on the Internet for years now. But Jack in the Box is really getting after it with news that the store is rolling out a limited quantity of bacon milkshakes across the country. Read more

Facebook comments record broken by woman trying to do something ‘phenomenal’

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If you think this is something 'phenomenal,' I want you to know that I hate you.

Want to leave a legacy? Aim higher than Cathy Matthews, a woman who set a (unverified) record for the most Facebook comments on a single post. Read more

Man arrested for allegedly smoking medicinal weed on flight

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If that were pot, this dude would look way more relaxed.

Medicinal marijuana is a hot button issue in this country. You can debate the pros and cons of legalizing it all day (mostly pros). But if there’s one thing that’s probably not a good idea, it’s smoking pot on a cross-country flight, like this guy. Read more

Utah high school can’t call team Cougars out of fear of offending women

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A new high school in Utah was hoping to name its teams after the Cougar, a popular if not generic choice for an athletic endeavor. Small problem: Older gals in their *chortle* sexual prime use that term to describe themselves. So…now the school can’t use that name. Makes sense. Read more

Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic

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David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo. Read more

Study: Men spend more when there are less available women

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A new study from the University of Minnesota’s Carlson School of Management says that men spend more as a means of distinguishing themselves as potential mates when there are less women around. Let the money-as-genital-size discussion begin! Read more

Did Jake Gyllenhaal try to move in on Derek Jeter’s woman?

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Despite Derek Jeter’s incessant late-night hookups with other women, he still had the heart of Minka Kelly. In fact, even though the two were split up at the time, Kelly rejected the advances of Jake Gyllenhaal. All because of Derek Jeter, and, what can only be described as his wonderfully magical penis. Read more

This is Hazel Jones, a woman who has two fully-formed vaginas

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This isn’t a Weekly World News headline but an actual story currently sweeping the UK. Hazel Jones, 27, is a normal girl only with one small difference…she has two “fully-formed” vaginas. Read more

VIDEO: Kid’s Make-A-Wish to blow up a building is granted

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A 7-year-old kid has cancer: Sad. Make-A-Wish grants him a wish in case he can’t pull through: Awesome! His wish is blowing up a building: Uh, what? Read more

Dubai gym references Holocaust in ad, surprisingly not well-received

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If there’s one thing about the Middle East that I always expect, it’s tolerance of others. But perhaps I need to adjust my worldview after seeing this campaign from Dubai gym The Circuit Factory that uses Auschwitz as a benchmark for fitness. Read more