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Woman confuses superglue and eyedrops, glues eyes shut
An elderly woman in Phoenix had cataract surgery last year and, as part of her routine, required some eyedrops. Unfortunately, her superglue was a little too close by and, well, you can guess where things went from there.
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IHOP mascot gets assaulted outside restaurant
I imagine that dressing up as the mascot of a restaurant is probably one of the least fun jobs in the food service industry and that’s why it pains me to see Suzie Pancake get roughed up by a thug, right outside her own IHOP.
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10-year-old boy sets world record by donning 215 pairs of underwear
The Guiness Book of World Records is littered with some incredible human feats. Men pulling planes with their teeth and people holding their breath for long periods of time just to name a few. There’s also a portion of the record books that’s borderline absurd.
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Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club
Confirming the jokes of a million people across the Internet, well-known anti-gay legislator and California state senator Roy Ashburn, a Republican, was arrested for driving. The juicy part? He was allegedly exiting a gay nightclub. Probably just giving them a stern talking to! Or handies! Maybe
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20-year-old charged with incest for sexing up 87-year-old relative
In the annals of the Internet, you can find a lot of terrible and mind-boggling things. But good luck topping this one: A 20-year-old in Florida was charged with having sex over 20 times with an 87-year-old relative who suffers from dementia.
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Naked woman found in Wisconsin yard… Small problem: She has a sword
Typically when you find a nude woman in your daily travels, it's a good day (assuming you don't work at Jack's Emporium of Crazy Fat Naked Ladies). But apparently it is possible to completely ruin the sexiness of a naked woman in your yard by having her screaming, wielding a sword.
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Cagefighters in drag beat up thugs
At least, that’s the impression you can take from this video from the UK in which some thugs try to attack two guys in drag, only to find out that the presumed-trannies were actually cagefighters. Guy-dressed-like-girl power!
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China thinks Sweden has a mythical lesbian town
Any time I read a story that says "mythical lesbian town," I usually wake up with sheets that look like they were doused in baby formula. But apparently this is an actual story...the Chinese media thinks that Sweden has a town inhabited by women where men are barred and sapphic desires are inflamed.