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Woman confuses superglue and eyedrops, glues eyes shut

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Woman confuses superglue and eyedrops, glues eyes shut

An elderly woman in Phoenix had cataract surgery last year and, as part of her routine, required some eyedrops. Unfortunately, her superglue was a little too close by and, well, you can guess where things went from there.

IHOP mascot gets assaulted outside restaurant

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IHOP mascot gets assaulted outside restaurant

I imagine that dressing up as the mascot of a restaurant is probably one of the least fun jobs in the food service industry and that’s why it pains me to see Suzie Pancake get roughed up by a thug, right outside her own IHOP.

Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club

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Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club

Confirming the jokes of a million people across the Internet, well-known anti-gay legislator and California state senator Roy Ashburn, a Republican, was arrested for driving. The juicy part? He was allegedly exiting a gay nightclub. Probably just giving them a stern talking to! Or handies! Maybe

20-year-old charged with incest for sexing up 87-year-old relative

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20-year-old charged with incest for sexing up 87-year-old relative

In the annals of the Internet, you can find a lot of terrible and mind-boggling things. But good luck topping this one: A 20-year-old in Florida was charged with having sex over 20 times with an 87-year-old relative who suffers from dementia.

Naked woman found in Wisconsin yard… Small problem: She has a sword

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Naked woman found in Wisconsin yard… Small problem: She has a sword

Typically when you find a nude woman in your daily travels, it's a good day (assuming you don't work at Jack's Emporium of Crazy Fat Naked Ladies). But apparently it is possible to completely ruin the sexiness of a naked woman in your yard by having her screaming, wielding a sword.

Cagefighters in drag beat up thugs

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Cagefighters in drag beat up thugs

At least, that’s the impression you can take from this video from the UK in which some thugs try to attack two guys in drag, only to find out that the presumed-trannies were actually cagefighters. Guy-dressed-like-girl power!

China thinks Sweden has a mythical lesbian town

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China thinks Sweden has a mythical lesbian town

Any time I read a story that says "mythical lesbian town," I usually wake up with sheets that look like they were doused in baby formula. But apparently this is an actual story...the Chinese media thinks that Sweden has a town inhabited by women where men are barred and sapphic desires are inflamed.