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Mother of 550-pound kid jailed for neglect

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Mother of 550-pound kid jailed for neglect

Obesity is a serious problem in America, but fortunately some brave souls are looking it square in the face and going, “Eh, nothing I can do.” But then there are cops arresting them for it.

Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson

I think you can probably guess where I fall on this one, but Michael Jackson died yesterday after going into cardiac arrest at the age of 50. A reverent animated tribute to his character, written/animated before his passing obviously, is embedded below.

Gay exorcisms seem fun

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Gay exorcisms seem fun

Granted, I often burst into flames the moment I enter a church, but I haven't ever gotten the opportunity to see a young man being exorcised of his homosexuality. But this exorcism of The Gays out of a kid in a Connecticut church is undeniably compelling.

Homeless girl is going to Harvard

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Homeless girl is going to Harvard

Stories like this are supposed to be inspirational, I think. This girl who went to 12 different schools in 12 years and was homeless is going to Harvard. Great for her. But holy f what have I been doing with my life?

Toronto needs more black people

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Toronto needs more black people

Photoshopping photos happens a lot in different forms of media. But when it happens so poorly as a part of showing some type of diversity in Toronto, well, it’s just ridiculous looking.

Strip club sues 14 year-old kidnapped stripper

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Strip club sues 14 year-old kidnapped stripper

In the annals of fed up stories, there are few that can quite match up to this one: A strip club who employed a “Miss America”-looking 14 year-old to strip is now suing her…after she was kidnapped and forced into stripping in the first place.

Neo-Nazi owned highway named after Jew

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Neo-Nazi owned highway named after Jew

Neo-Nazis fought to own a stretch of highway in Buffalo and, upon getting that right, the highway was named after a prominent Jewish rabbi (as opposed to a prominent Muslim rabbi, I guess).

Pixar sends copy of Up to dying little girl

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Pixar sends copy of Up to dying little girl

It’s rare, but I found myself genuinely touched by this story. Pixar personally flew down a DVD of Up to a 10 year-old girl dying of cancer who, having gotten her last wish, died seven hours later.

MSNBC encourages you to have creepy sex

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MSNBC encourages you to have creepy sex

I’m all for whatever gets people going in the bedroom, particularly when you’re a parent and the sight of your wife’s might be like seeing an exploding roast beef sandwich. But calling each other “Mommy” and “Daddy” in bed? Pass.

PETA does not support the President's fly murder

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PETA does not support the President's fly murder

I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama’s fly-swatting on TV.