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A model-turned-personal trainer is taking his job way seriously, deciding he should gain weight and lose it to better understand his clients. It may hurt you to learn he's probably just eating what you're eating every day. Paul James, 32, said he wants to understand his fat gym
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Maine gets a topless coffee shop
You know what I always think my coffee needs? Bare breasts. Finally, a reason to ever want to go to Maine!
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Our prayers have been answered: Meet the Pizza Cone
An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone.
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Teens listening to sexually suggestive lyrics more likely to bone
A big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens.
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Mickey Rourke won an award
Mickey Rourke didn't win an Oscar for his performance in The Wrestler but he did win an Independent Spirit award so..hey, that's something. And the speech was pretty damn entertaining and would have been a nice break in another extremely dull Oscars broadcast.
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A Chicago high school is planning a dance solely for gay students (which, jokes aside, is kind of awesome and good for the gays). But the gays are really gaying it up, all the way to GayTown (somewhere outside New Jersey). There will be music, heart-shaped decorations and the ever
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Study: Men think of women in bikinis as objects
In a new study conducted by the heroes at Princeton University, research has proven that men seeing a woman in bikini are more likely to see them as objects and not think about the woman’s thoughts. I’m stunned.
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Now this is what I call an office environment
A 21 year-old gal in England sued her former employers and won and the details of the case are hilariously sexual harassment-tastic.
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This guy may be the King of naked men committing crimes
Naked guys seem to end up in a whole lot of problems with the law but this guy really takes the penis dangling cake with crashing into cop cars, running away from the scene and having a minor in the car with him.
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UPDATED: Papa John’s heart-shaped pizza is a lie
See below for an update on Papa John's corporate honesty FAIL As I recently pointed out on my Twitter (you're missing out if you're not following me), Papa John's is advertising a heart-shaped pizza for all the lovers out there who are too poor or
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Cocaine cheaper than beer, world makes no sense
A new study in the UK has determined that, in proportion, cocaine is cheaper than beer. That makes it more fiscally responsible to spend all night thinking up crazy ideas than it is to sit around with a couple Buds and watch the game.