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Best teacher sex story ever, without question

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Best teacher sex story ever, without question

It's easy to get so jaded by stories of teachers having sex with students since it happens about as often as an airing of Law and Order: SVU, but well, here's one that's worth your attention. British teacher Helen Goddard, pictured left, and her lesbian tryst with an almost-legal-in-England student.

And the award for most awkward deposition question goes to…

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And the award for most awkward deposition question goes to…

Jeffrey Epstein is a disgraced money manager who allegedly ripped off clients and solicited handjobs from underaged girls. So he was questioned by opposing council and the questions veered to uncomfortable areas, like Epstein’s “egg-shaped penis.”

Couple robbed while boning in a dumpster

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Couple robbed while boning in a dumpster

Read this story about a couple making love in a trash bin then getting robbed at knifepoint and guess what bothers me the most. Hint: It’s not the dumpster.

Burglar caught because he checked his Facebook on victim's computer

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Burglar caught because he checked his Facebook on victim's computer

You know why Ocean's Eleven (and twelve and 736 or whatever they're up to) is a crock of BS? Because criminals aren't these dapper, intelligent, worldly, witty people. They're idiots, like Jonathan Parker who checked his Facebook while robbing someone's house, then left it open. Very savvy.

Monster appears in Panama so kids stone it to death

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Monster appears in Panama so kids stone it to death

In a testament to the entrepreneurial and caring nature of Panamanian culture, some children in Panama found a bizarre creature in their midst the yesterday and nursed it back to health so that we could learn more about it and its way of life, hopefully bridging the gap between man and the unknown world

Naked man stops burglar from stealing car

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Naked man stops burglar from stealing car

I personally love it when regular people overcome fear and stop some douche from doing something highly illegal. So how could it get any better? By this hero, Justin Chentnik, opting to do his crimestopping in the nude. Me-OW.

Sweden puts cameras in dressing rooms for fashion bloggers

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Sweden puts cameras in dressing rooms for fashion bloggers

Fashion blogging is getting huge in Sweden so an advertising firm decided to empower bloggers further by installing cameras in dressing rooms, made to upload immediately to the web. In related news, jackpot.

Youth minister stops boy from having sex by having sex with him

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Youth minister stops boy from having sex by having sex with him

Employers always encourage you to "get creative" with your job. But then you do and it's like, "Whoa buddy, where'd your pants go?" Maybe you should have been more specific. And here's a perfect example of that...a female youth minister who ended up boning a 15 year-old whom she was teaching to avoid

Women rescued from fake reality show that was actually a porn site

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Women rescued from fake reality show that was actually a porn site

So let's not cast judgment here for a second...nine women were rescued from a home in Turkey this morning after being held there in the auspices that they were filming a reality show. Only it wasn't a reality show; the guys behind it were filming them in the nude and selling it online. Yeah.