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92 year-old lady lives without electricity and water
I think this story was meant to be a profile in courage of a woman bucking what society demands and forging her own path. Instead, it appears more to be a story of some crazy old bitch who craps in a pot. Either way, meet Violet Hobaugh, an old lady who lives without electricity and water.
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If true, this is the greatest Craigslist post ever
I've had girlfriends cheat on me before, I think. I'm lucky enough to never have witnessed it first-hand, but when they come home looking like their face was painted with a glazed donut, you just know. But this married man who walked in on his wife cheating really kicked it up a notch...the story,
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Naked DUIs are bad, usually
I really can't stand drunk drivers. It's a stupid mistake and there's a huge risk you're taking, typically involving other people's lives. However, when you look like Jessica Maree Langford (pictured, right) and you want to drive drunk AND naked, well, maybe we can work something out.
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Indian people love politics, death
It's the weekend before a holiday so my research for this article consisted of going, "Yeah that sounds like something," so excuse me if I make any error here. In short, some guy named Y S Rajasekhara Reddy was pariliamentary representative for an Indian province but he died in a plane crash. But his
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Man robs bank to get away from wife
No quote in this story, but it's still pretty great. Some guy wanted to divorce his wife, but she wouldn't let him, threatening to kill herself if he did. So he had to take a more unconventional route to getting away, involving robbing a bank so he'd get thrown in jail. Ah, just how a loving marriage
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Teacher fired for bikini pics ends up doing porn
As my high school career counselor once taught me, if you can't teach kids, might as well get plowed by random strangers for money. Such is the lesson former teacher Tiffany Shepherd, now known as Leah Lust in the professional penis-pleasuring industry, is providing for us all after she got fired from
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Girl spends lottery winnings on coke, implants, and booze
Callie Rogers won the lotto as a 16 year-old in Britain, winning about $3.67 million..not a huge figure, but enough to start building a great life for yourself. Yeah, not so much...she spent all the money on cocaine, booze, and big fake boobs, which is a great way to find your way into my heart, but it
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No breakfast = more sex at a younger age
Are you a concerned parent? With whorishness on the rise amongst kids, you should be. Fortunately, there’s a solution…stuff your kids full of breakfast food.
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Man blows a .393 on his DWI
You may think you've been drunk beyond belief in your life and, odds are, you were by most conventional standards. But when compared to this man, who racked up his 22nd DWI with a blood alcohol level of .393, you were probably competent enough to do open heart surgery or circumcise a baby.
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Cop in trouble for giving Pop-Tarts to gorillas
Cops are supposed to be authority figures to keep you lawless savages in control. But sometimes, even they have lapses in judgment. For example, giving a delicious toaster pastry to a large monkey. A mistake we've all made at one time or another, I'm sure.
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Quoting Seinfeld? That's a firin'
The antics of Jerry Seinfeld and company amuse millions of people to this day. Unfortunately, quote the show too vigorously as a means of coming on to a married gal, like Iowa man John Preston, and you might find yourself fired.