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I like my crimes to have a tinge of irony
I think that if you choose to engage in criminal activities, you should do your part to stand out. And this Nebraska man who stole something to buy an abortion for his teenage ladyfriend definitely went above and beyond. Click through for irony.
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Being naked and violent isn't good for flying
Ever since 9/11, TSA restrictions have been pretty stern; pretty much any indiscretion can get you tossed off a flight. Apparently Darius Chappille read a different version of the rules, because he thought getting naked and punching a female passenger in the face was a good idea.
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Worst. Threesome. Ever.
How can you put a damper on what’s the most common fantasy of the American male? By asking if you can watch then, after being told no, getting violent and beating everyone up with your brother’s help. Story of the year!
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Heroism is meaningless at Best Buy
Planning on robbing a Best Buy? Well, good news…turns out that if an employee tries to physically thwart you, they’ll end up getting fired. That’ll teach them to try.
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Dungeons and Dragons is an intense game
No question that Dungeons and Dragons is an intense field of battle for nerds across the land, what with all the wizards and magic and murder and, uh...dice! But how can it get even more intense? When someone beats you with a hammer due to how the game turned out.
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Oh what a luxurious vacation
Everybody's broke, so there has to be some way to save money and still take the vacation you wanted. The Rancho Bernardo Inn has just the remedy for your anorexic wallet with their $19 rooms...presuming you can sacrifice luxuries like A/C, toilet paper, and a bed.
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Man accused of having sex with his car
I don't know if I just spend way too much time on the Internet or if there are seriously a large group of people out there who decide that their cars are unbelievably hot, but here's a story of a gentleman who saw his car and said, "Yeah...I'd hit it."
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Minnie Mouse is easy
Gross: Groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Toon Town at Disneyworld. Grosser: The chick in the costume didn’t run away out of fear she’d lose her job for breaking character.
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Uhhh, cop probably wasn't the right job for you
What does a man have to say to get arrested and jailed for 30 years immediately after a job interview with a local police department? Starting with admitting to possessing child porn and having sex with a minor is a good start.
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Masturbation, gay sex cause the swine flu
There’s now scientific evidence behind the causes of the swine flu, with the revelation that the illness is caused by masturbation and homosexuality. Assuming you can trust the doctors in Kuala Lumpur.
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This must have been some wedding
A German woman in a bridal gown woke up in the back of a car next to a crate of vodka. So, uh, what happened?