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VIDEO: Drunk driver pulls over to pee while fleeing police
When driving drunk, you have two options: Pull over for the safety for society OR make an ill-advised decision to get away. The guy in this video took option two, only combined it with the even more brilliant move of pulling over to pee during a high speed chase.
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Mother arrested after child brings crack pipe and meth to school ‘Show and Tell’
Ah “Show and Tell.” A time to sit back and look at other kids in your class’s stupid toys and useless family artifacts. Or, in one Missouri school’s case, for a kid to bring in a crack pipe and get his mom arrested. Now that’s more exciting.
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World’s biggest sperm bank politely tells gingers it doesn’t want their semen
One of the old standbys for men to make a quick buck is their ability to sell their sperm for money. But now, the world’s largest sperm bank, Cryos International, is throwing one more wrench into the plan: They just don’t want gingers.
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VIDEO: That #OccupyWallStreet protest went off better than expected
When I read about the lead-up to the protests occurring in New York City's Financial District, I was dubious about how things would turn out since the reasons for it seemed a bit specious at best. But this video of the protest from 55 Wall Street seems like it turned out okay. And included a, and I
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Cable guy shows up at woman’s house, masturbates in living room, doesn’t install cable
Porn always makes any in-home service industry job seem so glamorous with the sexy ladies expecting service and ease of casual sex. But cable guy Shane Wheatley learned things just don’t work that way.
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VIDEO: Guy in Spongebob costume detained by LAPD after fight with two women
Initial reports of this incident made a guy in a Spongebob costume seem like the bad guy. But now, thanks to TMZ, we see what really happened when Spongebob had a “brief incident with two women.”
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Man who ate raw meat in a Walmart looks just like you’d expect
Hunkering for a snack? Maybe it’s time to do like Carlisle, Penn.’s Scott Shover and take a bite of a tasty hunk of raw meat.
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Mon encourages daughter’s fight with another girl on Facebook, gets arrested
Long Island mom Daphne Melin probably wanted the best for her daughter, just like any parent. Small problem: Her wanting the best led to escalating a feud between her daughter and another girl, ending in a fight outside an elementary school.
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Glow-in-the-dark kitten might help cure AIDS
When researchers combine cures for deadly illnesses with adorable animals, good things are bound to happen. And that’s the case in this research involving this kitten at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota.
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Bottomless female vampire eats old guy’s face outside a closed Hooters
Everyone loves a crazy girl right? Totally! Up until the point they eat your face outside a Hooters. Such is allegedly the case with 22-year-old Josephine Smith.
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Irish father sues Facebook over his daughter’s slutty pictures
Kids these days..they grow up and post "sexually explicit" photos of themselves on social networking sites these days. One father in Northern Ireland is blaming Facebook for the problem and suing after he found saucy photos his daughter posted on the site.