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Female dentist gets revenge on ex by pulling out his teeth
Love knows not of your hippocratic oath. At least, that’s what we should be led to believe by this story of one Polish dentist’s response to her ex-boyfriend asking for some tooth help.
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Arrested man had a ‘meth lab in his pants’
An Oklahoma man named David Williams was a passenger in a car that got pulled over. After a brief struggle with state troopers, it was determined there was a “meth lab in his pants.”.
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Bear tranquilized falls out of a tree in a dramatic photo
This AMAZING photo comes from the University of Colorado-Boulder's CU Independent. Background: A bear was in a tree in the UC-Boulder area and needed to be tranquilized to get out. This is the result.
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‘Are men stupid?’ asks CNN article
According to her CNN bio, Frida Ghitis is a world affairs columnist for The Miami Herald and World Politics Review. She's also an idiot for writing a CNN articled titled 'Are men stupid?' Let's take a look and decide what the real issue at hand might be.
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Pizza Hut unveils cheeseburger and chicken nugget crusts in the Middle East
Have the people running Pizza Hut locations across Europe just stumbled upon Epic Meal Time?
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Finally, penis warmers have arrived on Etsy!
The hot new trend? Hand-made wool penis warmers. And here I’ve been, sitting with my genitals both frigid and undecorated for years like a savage.
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Houston police chase as told by Fox News anchor Shepard Smith
Houston police were led on a wild chase this afternoon by a man who was using crutches to drive the car. Fox News jumped in as the chase was winding down and anchor Shepard Smith decided to add his own running commentary. It was quite hilarious.
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Finance guy keeps douchey spreadsheet about Match.com dates
Note: If you ever want to get laid again, you may want to avoid sending one of your Match.com dates your creepily thorough spreadsheet on the ladies you met on the dating Web site. A lesson this finance guy should have learned.
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Breast Line Cover stops cleavage, betrays America
This post goes out to both our female readers and male readers who will inevitably feel a twinge of sadness: Japan has found a way to stop cleavage in its tracks.
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This is what Google’s Project Glass would look like on you
After all of the excitement around Google's Project Glass spec video being released, the news just won't stop coming. Today, a picture was released of what Google co-founder Sergey Brin looks like in a prototype.
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Do you see Jesus’s face in this dead stingray?
This dead stingray was found on the coast of South Carolina. Some say you can see Jesus’s face in its lifeless body. Do you agree?