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Anti-gay, anti-masturbation minister Grant Storms arrested allegedly jacking at playground
It's never really a shocker when some holier-than-thou type gets caught with his pants down (literally or figuratively). But this is a particularly egregious example: New Orleans Christian fundamentalist minister Grant Storms was arrested after allegedly rubbing one out next to a playground.
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Railcar manufacturer in Philadelphia receives complaints over abuse, crotch grabs
Hyundai is a traditionally Korean company so it makes sense that they'd want their best Korean managers overseeing the Hyundai-Rotem USA Corp's efforts to build over 100 railcars in Philadelphia. The problem? Their managerial tactics are a bit..unique.
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Frustrated married woman arrested after taking off all her clothes at bar
Marriage doesn’t necessarily go well for some people. While many of those who feel frustrated by marriage file for divorce or push it all inside, some act like Traci Batcher and get naked in a Sarasota, FL bar. We all cope in different ways.
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Study: Five burgers a week could leave you with cancer
Most guys out there are like me, I'd assume, and are always ready to eat a burger. You may not go out of the way to do it everyday, but if one just materialized in front of you, who wouldn't eat it? Bad news: A new study out of the UK says five burgers a week may leave you with cancer.
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Connecticut man steals 58 containers of deodorant for some reason
“When times get tough, the tough steal 58 containers worth of deodorant,” Connecticut native Joseph Mingolello must have told himself before his brilliant scheme that got him arrested.
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Man arrested for using a $2 bill in Baltimore
This story is from 2005 but it just resurfaced on Reddit and it's technically a holiday, so hey, let's go with it. Baltimore native Mike Bolesta thought it'd be cute to pay off a $114 installation charge at a
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Men named Chris get laid more than any others; Edward, Dylan, and Frank fare the worst
A dating Web site called SmartDate.com poll almost 20,000 men (and a similar number of women) who use their site to find out who’s having the most sex. The results show that guys with an “S” at the end of the name fare the best.
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Serene Branson’s on-air meltdown was not a stroke, but was a complex migraine
We caught some heat for being one of the first sites to post Serene Branson’s on-air gibberish extravaganza and Jake Benson’s amusing autotune remix. People still clung to the fabricated reports that Branson had suffered a stroke. Well, now we know what actually happened.
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Man denied compensation due to clerical error after being wrongly imprisoned 20 years
In a situation where it seems you possibly couldn't have worse luck, Anthony Graves was imprisoned on death row in Texas for 18 years. When he was released, a judge omitted the phrase "actual innocence" in the court order issuing his release. The omission of that phrase could cost Graves $1.4 million.
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Inmate hid over 30 items in his rectum, according to jail
A homeless man being brought before a judge: Not unusual. The homeless man having 30 items stored in his anus during his court date? That’s where things get special.
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“The Rock” returns to wrestling to guest host WWE’s WrestleMania XXVII pay-per-view
After spending almost a decade disavowing his storied history in the WWE to chase a movie career and mainstream credibility, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson returned to WWE. On Monday night's live episode of USA's "Monday Night Raw", Johnson returned to his old stomping grounds during the show to announce