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Samantha Brick, the lady who thinks she’s beautiful and isn’t, is still going
We avoided covering Samantha Brick earlier this week because, well, there's no way to avoid looking like a misogynist when you're saying a woman is kind of ugly and tearing her down for delusions.
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Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston stays impregnating women
Levi Johnston slipped one past the undeniably dominant goalie that is Bristol Palin’s cervix. And now, he’s struck again: TMZ reports that Johnston knocked up 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby.
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Middle school teacher resigns after attempting to measure student’s cleavage
Important life lesson alert! When you’re a middle school math teacher, don’t measure your student’s cleavage in front of the whole class. It tends not to be well-received.
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Aussie college demands professors be nice, they refuse
The administration of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology wants its professors to be nicer. But is that counterproductive to the goals of a teacher? The professors there say yes.
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And here’s the Pope wearing a sombrero
Pope Benedict XVI spent a couple days in Mexico, presumably throwing back shots, making lewd comments to female college students, and donning a sombrero. We have photographic evidence of at least one of those items.
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Belvedere Vodka tweet establishes it as the ‘Rapiest of Vodkas’
Note to all companies out there: When you’re on Twitter, you might want to avoid making “hilarious” tweets about your product tied in with sexual assault. Lesson learned, Belvedere Vodka?
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Brazil gives poor people plastic surgery for free
Is beauty a natural right? That’s what the people of Brazil believe. And they’re backing it up with several hundred clinics across the country offering plastic surgery to the poor and downtrodden.
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Christian TV network accused of buying $100K dog motor homes with donations
Corruption is everywhere you look. But it's particularly sad (and entertaining) when it's a Christian group. Trinity Broadcasting Network, the "world's #1 Christian TV network" is being targeted now for alleged acts of improper -- and hilarious -- spending.
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The creator of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ isn’t as mad about them being aliens as you are
The Internet was up in arms days ago with the revelation that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Transformers director Michael Bay’s reboot of the franchise are going to be retconned as aliens. You know who’s not mad? The guy who created TMNT, Peter Laird.
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Driver cuts off guy at gas pump, leads to massive explosion
A woman driver (*cough) allegedly got impatient at a Miami gas station so, she did what most a-holes would do: Cut someone off. Small problem: Her awfulness at driving led her to crash into the gas pump, leading to a huge explosion.
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Study: Women hate beards on men
Growing out that beard for the "I could be a Unibomber or I could be really fashion forward" look? Might want to stop now. According to a study in the Oxford Journals, women hate your beard.