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World’s worst teacher has fifth graders send cards to her jailed bf who was arrested for child porn
This news story about a Queens elementary school teacher reads like a Mad Libs of bad decisions.
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North Korean airline has the least appetizing hamburger in the history of burgerkind
North Korea isn't necessarily known as a hub of culinary triumph (there are only so many ways to prepare rice and..uh..rice) and neither is the airline industry as a whole. But the world's only one-star airline, DPRK-owned Air Koryo, might have the worst airline food you can imagine.
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Man conveniently has heart attack eating ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill
The Heart Attack Grill is known for two things: Its celebration of decadence in high-calorie meals and the fact that its morbidly obese spokesman died,
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Michigan man arrested for jacking it outside prison for incarcerated girlfriend
With Valentine's Day coming up next week, lots of people will be shouting their love to significant (and insignificant) others across the globe. But does your love compare to this Michigan man who rubbed one out outside a women's prison for his girlfriend? DOUBTFUL.
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Indian newspaper publishes hilariously insensitive Chris Brown joke
The Times of India published this in their “silly joke” section of the paper. It makes fun of Chris Brown’s penchant for domestic violence and, as a result, is probably not a silly joke.
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Bacon milkshake now available at select Jack in the Box restaurants
Baconing up everything has been a popular tome on the Internet for years now. But Jack in the Box is really getting after it with news that the store is rolling out a limited quantity of bacon milkshakes across the country.
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Facebook comments record broken by woman trying to do something ‘phenomenal’
Want to leave a legacy? Aim higher than Cathy Matthews, a woman who set a (unverified) record for the most Facebook comments on a single post.
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Man arrested for allegedly smoking medicinal weed on flight
Medicinal marijuana is a hot button issue in this country. You can debate the pros and cons of legalizing it all day (mostly pros). But if there’s one thing that’s probably not a good idea, it’s smoking pot on a cross-country flight, like this guy.
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Utah high school can’t call team Cougars out of fear of offending women
A new high school in Utah was hoping to name its teams after the Cougar, a popular if not generic choice for an athletic endeavor. Small problem: Older gals in their *chortle* sexual prime use that term to describe themselves. So...now the school can't use that name. Makes sense.
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Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic
David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo.
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Study: Men spend more when there are less available women
A new study from the University of Minnesota’s Carlson School of Management says that men spend more as a means of distinguishing themselves as potential mates when there are less women around. Let the money-as-genital-size discussion begin!