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Couple making porn to pay for their wedding
In a story that toes the line between inspirational and hilariously trashy, a British couple has revealed that they've been making porn films in order to finance a destination wedding next summer. The couple has raised about $2100 from three porn films and plan on shooting four more.
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Girl recovering from getting hit by SUV gets hit by another SUV
I was watching The Final Destination the other day because I'm a person who makes a lot of bad choices in his life and it's always amused me how persistent and surly "Death" is in those films. Kind of far-fetched, right? Apparently not, if you're this poor girl Shannon Broome who got hit by a SUV
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School bus driver asks 13 year-old to hook up, is surprisingly declined
You never know where you'll find love. It could be in the poultry section of your grocery store, at a friend's birthday party, or perhaps on the back of the school bus you've driven for the past four years. Well, typically not the last one, unless you're this 60 year-old gentleman who found himself
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Brochure touts clothesline as a gift to make a woman feel special
Women are quite sensitive about things that reinforce decades-old gender roles; in between popping out babies and such, chicks are silly like that sometimes. So when a brochure publishes a listing for a rotating clothesline with the tagline "Make her feel special with a clothesline this Christmas,"
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Alaskan couple lures out neighbors to have sex in front of them
The whole Sarah Palin thing revealed an ugly side of Alaska that put them somewhere between inbred and the previous eskimo stereotype. Well, just to cement that perception, I bring you the story of a couple in Juneau who broke the window of their neighbors, then had sex in front of them and their 9
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Three sex starved women kidnap and forcibly sex some guy
Apparently Zimbabwe is where you want to be if you're looking for women in need of sex and don't mind them forcing themselves upon you in a church. Seems like you'd probably be better off on Craigslist, but who am I to judge if you want to end up like this 18 year-old guy who got kidnapped and sexed by
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Peruvian gang killed people for their fat
Don't get this headline confused; this is not a case of a Peruvian gang killing people because they hated obesity but rather because they wanted to take the fat people, harvest them, and then sell their fat on the black market. So...at least they're thinking outside the box.
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Utah senator doesn’t want gays “stuffing it down his throat”
In something of a positive step for the one gay person in Utah, Utah senator Chris Buttars has said he might support a bill giving gay people equal rights for jobs and non-marriage related things. His word phrasing of not wanting gays “stuffing it down [his] throat all the
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Arkansas police will tase a 10 year-old girl
If you're a 10 year-old girl, I'd get my ass out of Arkansas as soon as possible. A mother called the police on her daughter because, well we don't really know why, but I assume it's because she had some TV to watch and fried food to eat and, as a result, "didn't have time for no fancy parentin'." So
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Man claims to be a ninja, gets impaled on a fence
Ninjas are known to be as graceful and elegant as they are violent. When emboldened with ninja capabilities, even a turtle can become speedy and acrobatic. But sometimes a ninja can fail too, like this guy who found himself impaled on a fence, begging for help, while pretending to be a ninja.
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Drunk man tries to have sex with 4-foot tall stuffed giraffe
Drunk men have been known to attempt sex with objects that shouldn't be sexed; trucks, animals, morbidly obese women. But Sean Patrick McDowell may have topped them all with his unwelcome advances on a 4-foot