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GARY ROBERTS MUST HAVE MISSED THAT CLASS IN SCHOOL

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GARY ROBERTS MUST HAVE MISSED THAT CLASS IN SCHOOL

I realize Gary is a bit old but I’m pretty sure they still had Human Anatomy classes back in the 60s.

And I’m also pretty sure that wasn’t his shoulder that hit Johan Franzen….

Roberts offered a unique take on the sequence, saying “he actually tried to throw his

HOT CHICKS WITH LORD STANLEY

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HOT CHICKS WITH LORD STANLEY

What better way to lead into this weekend's Stanley Cup than to see Lord Stanley with some fine ladies.And considering some of the crazy stories of where the Cup has gone and what people have "done" with

Hayden Panettiere loves the Stanley Cup

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Hayden Panettiere loves the Stanley Cup

Since it's time for the Stanley Cup playoffs to begin (really, it is... the Penguins and some other team are playing in it), I thought these pics of My Favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere making out with and dry humping the Cup seemed very appropriate.

MONDAY PREDICTIONS

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MONDAY PREDICTIONS

Spurs vs. Hornets:

Two years in a row, Robert Horry’s cheap shots will have a direct impact on a series. Would love to see the Hornets win, but in the end, they just won’t have enough left in the tank.

Wings vs. Stars:

As a Wings fan,

MIKE RIBEIRO CHEAP SHOTS OSGOOD

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MIKE RIBEIRO CHEAP SHOTS OSGOOD

Granted, Osgood should win an academy for this performance but it doesn’t justify taking a whack at a guy after the game is over.

Payback’s comin your way Ribeiro….Maybe McCarty gets a start in Game 3 or 4.

CHEESE WITH YOUR WINE DENVER?

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CHEESE WITH YOUR WINE DENVER?

JULIAN H. GONZALEZ/DFP

Denver fans must be really angry these days. First, the Nuggets become the only 50 win team to ever get swept in the playoffs and now, their beloved Avalanche are down 3-0 to the Wings.

And its not just the fans who are frustrated.

5 REASONS WHY SEAN AVERY IS A DOUCHE

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5 REASONS WHY SEAN AVERY IS A DOUCHE

By now you’ve seen the video of Sean Avery setting a completely bush-league screen on Martin Brodeur.

So here, at Guyism, we’ve compiled 5 other videos of Sean Avery acting like a complete douche.

He dives….

He turtles…

He gets his teammates in fights protecting him…