Justin Timberlake says he’ll go to military ball with Marine
“Justin Timberlake made Corporal Kelsey DeSantis’ day on Friday.”
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Rachel Uchitel: She dated Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend!
“Tiger Woods ex-wife is dating marketing exec Jamie Dingman, whose dad is a billionaire tycoon.”

Nicole Scherzinger engaged to race car champ Lewis Hamilton
“Scherzinger and Hamilton, 26, have been together for four years.”

Eva Longoria’s Vegas nightclub closes
“Longoria, along with other various investors, opened the Las Vegas Beso club in 2009 in which time it fell into nearly $5.7 million in debt by 2011.”

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split
“This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.”

Chris Colfer learned on Twitter he was leaving Glee
“Do I want to leave the show? Absolutely not.”

Chris Evans says Iron Man would beat Captain America in a fight
“I’ve got to be honest. I’m being real.”

Barron Hilton ordered to pay $4.9 million in DUI crash
“Hilton was arrested on suspicion of DUI that day after blowing a .14.”

Oops! Kristen Stewart gets into a minor fender bender
“Looking slightly flustered, Stewart left her car to inspect the damage and exchange information with the unidentified driver.”

Nicollette Sheridan claims harassment and discrimination “because I am a woman”
“Sheridan filed a formal declaration in her lawsuit against ABC and Marc Cherry for breach of contract after her character Edie Britt was killed off from Desperate Housewives.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Justin Timberlake says he will go to the Marine Corps Ball with Corporal Kelsey DeSantis.

In break-up news, Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera broke up. Whoever the hell Ryan Cabrera is. Also this week Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick ended their relationship, or more precisely Ed dumped Jessica. Because he apparently has so many other better options. I’m sure there won’t be any tension on the Gossip Girl set as a result of the breakup though.

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy also called it quits. Said Jim on Twitter, “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>” Does anyone else wish Twitter had never been invented?

In WTF news, Hugh Jackman is set to play a guy with balls on his chin. No joke. He will be playing a man with genitalia attached to his face in a very risque comedy opposite Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet. Jackman plays a man whose testicles are located under his chin and Winslet plays a woman who goes out on a date with his character. Again, I repeat, this is real.

In even bigger WTF news, a Survivor producer is suspected of killing his wife, then dumping her in the sewer. Pimp My Ride and former Survivor producer Bruce Beresford-Redman was arrested Thursday as a suspect in his wife’s death days after reporting her missing in Cancun.

In your weekly Lindsay Lohan update, Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, is now engaged to one Kate Major. What is odd about this is that Kate was once a key member of Lindsay’s entourage. Gee, I wonder what Lindsay thinks of that. If only she had commented. Oh wait, she did… “I’m gonna vomit!” she told UsMagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!” Look at the bright side, Lilo, maybe once they’re married she can help you get back into some clubs again.

In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times. Angelina is so going to beat Jen’s ass if this is true.

And in your weekly someone cheated on someone (a lot) news, the Jesse James – Sandra Bullock story just keeps getting weirder. It seems that Jesse used his wife’s credit card to pay for a high priced call girl while she was away filming Blind Side. But wait, there’s more! Jesse also allegedly made over 12 sex tapes with his mistresses. But wait, there’s more! Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia. But wait, there’s even more! After barely a week, Jesse James bailed on sex rehab. Then a day or so later, he returned. This is the story that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

Nicollete Sheridan is suing Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry for $20 million citing assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. Oh, and she didn’t like being killed off the show. That too. Mostly that.

In other legal news, Sean Penn is being sued for making death threats against a photographer. In a suit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Jordan Dawes claims Penn assaulted him by “kicking and punching” him as he filmed a documentary about paparazzi in October 2009. That Sean Penn, he so silly…

According to the doctor charged with the death of Michael Jackson, it was Michael who, in fact, killed himself. Dr. Conrad Murray’s defense is that he was taking a leak while MJ gave himself the lethal shot. Ah, the old “I was taking a leak” defense. That one always works.

And finally, in news that is sure to make your weekend, Heidi Klum says that she is so relaxed about nudity she happily goes naked in front of her parents. Says Heidi, “I think it’s because I grew up in a very easy-going family where my parents were always naked.” I wonder if her mom is hot? You know you were thinking the same thing…

1962 – 1965… Malcolm X is assassinated in Manhattan. The Beatles first appear on The Ed Sullivan Show. Buddy Rogers becomes the first WWF Champion. The Rolling Stones make their debut. And these luscious ladies entered the world…

Over the span of several weeks we have been taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

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Famke Janssen (Dutch actress) – – – – – – – – – Elizabeth Hurley (British model, actress)

Shania Twain (Canadian singer) – – – – – – – – – Paulina Porizkova (Czech model)

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Courteney Cox (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Lori Loughlin (American actress)

Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) – – – – – – – – – Mary-Louise Parker (American actress)

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Elle Macpherson (Australian model) – – – – – – – – – Nicollette Sheridan (American actress)

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Kathy Ireland (American model) – – – – – – – – – Demi Moore (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Not sure exactly what went through Nicollette Sheridan’s mind when she got up on this morning and decided that the best outfit she could come up with was a pair of men’s underpants, a wifebeater and no bra. Not that I am complaining. I mean, about the no bra part, natch…

More Nicollette MILFy goodness here…
… and some NSFW Nicollette here.

Man, all I seem to be running into these days is bikini pics. Not that I am complaining, mind you… It’s just odd for so many pieces of ass to be out in bikinis at the same time. At least we’re mixing in a little cougar action today with Nicollette Sheridan… I am all about mixing things up you know? It also appears that she has a better arm than Kyle Orton. Which reminds me, have a great year Denver!

Even more Nicky goodness here.

I take back what I said in my last post. Nicollette Sheridan doesn’t have to always be in a bikini (although that would be nice). The outfit she has on here is also acceptable. Basically anything involving Spandex is auto-approved by me.

I’ll say it again, “She’s 44?!” Nicky, baby… you are “Too sweet!” (Sorry… Blame Scott Hall’s recent shenanigans for my nWo reference.)

Jeebus, she’s almost 45 years-old? Niiiice…

Wonder that Joe Torre thinks of LA now that he’s been there a few months? Think he asked Nicky exactly just how much she loves him?

H/T: Big League Stew