Posted by Chris Spags under Arbitrary Rankings, featured, Kids!, Lists, Mario, Miley Cyrus, Ninja Turtles, Spiderman, Strange games and toys, Toys, Unusual toys, Weird children's products, weird games, weird toys, WWE
Just because kids are idiots who’ll buy anything with their favorite character’s face slapped on the box doesn’t mean that toy companies should take advantage of them. Here’s some of the most odious licensed crap to have ever been hawked as “fun” or “worth buying”.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Crime, News, Ninja Turtle mask robbery, Ninja Turtles
For years, the media has presented Ninja Turtles, both teenage and mutant or otherwise, as heroes for our generation. But it may be time to reassess that view after seeing this story about a renegade turtle who robbed a Wendy’s in Rib Mountain, Wisconsin.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Arbitrary Rankings, Captain Planet, Entertainment, featured, Fraggle Rock, Kids!, Lists, Ninja Turtles, PBS, Pizza, Power Rangers, Powerpuff Girls, Sarah Palin, Snorks, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teletubbies are gay, The Smurfs, TV
These days, children’s TV doesn’t take many chances. Shows are so concerned with being boycotted or sued that you get stuff like Dora the Explorer hanging out with a talking map cleverly named “Map”. But it hasn’t always been that way. Check out these shows and some of the creepy cultlike premises they were based ...
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Posted by Chris Spags under Fan made trailers, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat webisodes, Ninja Turtles, Ninja Turtles fan made trailer, Ninja Turtles Fight the Foot, Video
With the news that the fan-made “Mortal Kombat: Rebirth” trailer will lead to a series of webisodes, now seems like as good a time as ever to make a trailer of your favorite concept. Another team is trying that with a darker version of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”. The effort is not too shabby.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Arbitrary Rankings, Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Dora the Explorer, featured, Jabberjaw, Lists, Ninja Turtles, Pizza, Popeye, Scooby Doo, Scrooge McDuck, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tom and Jerry, Video, Wile E. Coyote
Psychologists say that children can be deeply affected by some of the media they take in growing up. So these staples of cartoons that we all watched probably weren’t the best things for us to learn.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Animals, Ninja Turtles, Sexy news, Turtle has sex with a shoe, Turtle rapes a Croc, Turtle rapes a show, Video
It’s my duty to post this because I’m killing time until the weekend there’s nothing interesting going on right now turtles are a menace that must be addressed. First there was one video of a turtle raping a shoe, now another. When will the madness end?
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Posted by Chris Spags under Barbara Walters, Ninja Turtles, videos, WTF
Barbara Walters was once the purported beacon of interesting interviews on celebrities. But her journalistic skills were never quite as apparent as in this video, an interview with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Posted by Chris Spags under COTD, Kids!, Ninja Turtles, Toys
Via Explosm comes this comic about the real life results of trying to make my childhood heroes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Animals, Animals doing human things, Ninja Turtles, Sex, Shoes, videos
Animals attempting to ejaculate is really amusing to me, so long as it’s not happening above my face. Not sure if this tops the masturbating chihuahua, but this turtle attempting to f a shoe is pretty awesome. I know I don’t say this often enough, but man turtle dicks look weird. It was like he ...
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