Inevitably, there’s been a time in your life where you’ve witnessed a disastrous wardrobe malfunction at a sporting event. Perhaps that time was Janet Jackson’s “accidental slip” at the Super Bowl, or maybe it was that tennis match with a woman who needed far more support from her brassiere than she was getting.

Fortunately for men, our sports wardrobe involves pads, long shorts, and jock straps as we take every precaution to keep jimmy and the twins in hibernation. But despite a woman’s best attempt to clothe herself fully while playing sports, a wardrobe malfunction almost always looms on the horizon.

These are their stories.

Gimme a B, gimme an O, gimme another O…

I see London, I see France, I see Venus Williams’ uh…what is that?

Ah, the good ‘ol Atomic Front Wedgie

Sports bra? We don’t need no stinkin sports bra

The Lingerie Football League: Where accidents are encouraged

I’ve heard of cameltoe and I’ve heard of mooseknuckle…
not sure how I’d describe this

Stop acting like you’ve never seen the 2008
Victoria’s Secret Bobsled G-String Collection

The FCC now requires pasties for all Water Polo players

And here I thought it would suck to be a male figure skater

I’m guessing Betsy Ross didn’t sew that

And 40 MORE!!

Eva Herzigova is one of my favorite supermodels because she is always posing in photo shoots where you don’t always have to use all of your imagination, if you get my drift. This photo shoot for Vogue Paris is another one of those situations. Take a peek…

More Eva goodness here and here.

Eva Habermann. I have done three posts on this German lass in the past and all have been impressive. But maybe none were as impressive as this one.

I don’t know anything about this Camila Velasco babe other than someone stole her pants or something prior to this photo shoot for Hombre magazine. Wiki says that she is a Filipino-American singer and was one of the finalists on the third season of the reality/talent-search television series, American Idol. Ah, no wonder I never heard of her. It also says that she is one-fourth Irish, one-fourth Spanish, and half Filipino. Nice combo platter there. SUPER BONUS VIDEO of her after the jump (she’s missing her pants in that too)…

For more Heidi Klum, click here.

This is why we love Lindsay Lohan. Who else but Lindsay (okay, Britney) would go to the optometrist wearing an outfit as AWESOME AS THIS? Okay, that was lame commenting, but I am sick today, sue me. Maybe I just need to look at these pics a while longer… Yup… feeling better already.

More Lindsay goodness here and here…
and some NSFW Lindsay stuff here…

Unlike Christina Aguilera, Elle Macpherson prefers to go old school when flashing some boobage through her clothes sans nipple ring. The classics never go out of style…

More Elle good stuff here and here…
… and some NSFW Elle stuff here.

It comes as almost no shock to me that Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring. The fact that she sports one for her Ewok husband to play with and look at doesn’t surprise me because she just seems weird like that. Not that having a nipple ring is that weird, but the fact that she likes to have loud sex with her dopey, hairy husband, that’s the weird part. As for having a nipple ring, that I just don’t understand. No one ever gets to see it so what’s the point? Is it some sort of sexual thing? Fill me in ladies… or let me see for myself… either one is fine.

More Christina Aguilera stuff here and here.

She still looks like she could use a sammich or two, but as long as she is sporting those casabas I’m not too concerned.

More Lindsay Lohan on her good days here and here.

As much as I hate her, if she’s going to go to the effort of going out in public with basically nothing covering her boobies, then I have to reward the hosebag. It’s just the humanitarian in me…

If you look hard enough, I have included a little bonus pic amongst the many fine choices below (hint: rhymes with kipple)…

More Marisa Miller sexy stuff here.
And NSFW Marisa Miller stuff here if you are so inclined.

Forget that old adage that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through is stomach. The fastest way to my heart is showing me your tatas…

Uh oh, don’t look now, but I think… wait… yes, there it is… I see some nipple.

This is for something called Lenceria Lingerie. No idea what that is, but if they have a catalog I am subscribing today. UPDATE: They do!! And these pics are in it? Happy Hump Day to me!

Rony Seikaly’s ex-wife Elsa Benítez sunbathes naked
SuperWAG Abigail Clancy topless on the beach
Isabeli Fontana is pretty much naked
Hot Olympian Leryn Franco shows boob on the runway
I think Nereida Gallardo never wears a top

Sienna Miller is a homewrecker, topless
Katie Price suns her breasts
Emmanuelle Chriqui slips a nip
Laetitia Casta got naked for a women’s magazine
That’s it! I am moving to England

While I highly doubt this is an “officially licensed” calender of super cougar Jennifer Aniston, it’s what things have come to here in the States. I mean, if these American babes won’t get out there and show their tatas for our monthly amusement and titillation, we just have to take things into our own hands… so to speak…

More sexy Jennifer Aniston pics here.

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Why do I say that AnnaLynne McCord is a train wreck in progress? Since I introduced her to my readers on July 22 (with a nip slip, natch!), she has slipped a nip (twice), gone to Vegas to dress as a slut in a show, worn pants so tight that her gynecologist knew her from the waist down (then posed with her ass to the cameras, natch!), and made out with a girl in a restaurant on camera for the paparazzi. I’d say that’s been a busy four months for the 21 year-old.

To see the uncensored AnnaLynne McCord nip slips, click here.

Unfortunately Megan dragged BAG along with her to the show. Dude must be a world class swordsman in the bedroom for her to still be with him. My hat is off… douche… WAIT A MINUTE!!! Is that… a nipple? (First pic below.)

More babes from the fake awards show here. And here.
And even more Megan Fox sexy goodness here.

Let’s play a game and see if you can spot the nip-slip photos below. Trust me, it won’t be hard. Seriously though, who wears a dress, has their areola showing and says, “Yeah, looks good, let’s go!”? And how do I get invited to the places that these women frequent?

Now I know that Charlize has been topless in flicks so seeing her nips is not something that is difficult to do, but for some reason nip-slips still fascinate me. How about you? And why is that?

Click here to see the NSFW versions of Charlize’s nip-slips.
And click here to see a bunch more sexy SFW pics of Charlize.