Objectifying women

The 6 most problematic Barbie situations in history

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barbie slumber

I’m a guy but I think Barbie’s pretty awesome. Blond hair, doesn’t need to eat, nice boobs, she seems like a great deal. But having been around penetrating girls’ sanity for like a century, Mattel has made some missteps with the doll. Here are the big (absurd) ones. Read more

Australia bans small boobs in porn

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I wasn’t planning on covering this because, well, it’s Australia and they do lots of stupid things like jailing people for cartoon porn and whatever. But it’s a big story for all the itty bitty lovers out there because, in an effort to curtail kiddy porn and simulated kiddy porn, the Aussie government imposed censorship ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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The two surgeries women most often get are liposuction and breast implants. Well, now thanks to an advancement in science in the UK, here’s two birds brutally murdered with one stone: They can take your fat and inject it into your boobs to make you thinner AND bustier. To science! Read more

Britney Spears is basically advertising her f-ability

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Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn’t only for New Yorkers, so that doesn’t totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she’s ... Read more

Madonna is like a mythical monster

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I saw this on WWTDD yesterday and then was thinking, man, I’ve really stopped posting hot chicks. And who’s universally respected as one of the main sexual icons? Madonna. Meow meow sexy lady. Read more

Vaginas: Nature's Rubik's Cube

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I don’t post the stupid questions on Yahoo Answers too often because they often seem fake and cliche. But this one tickled my fancy for some reason. Read more

The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

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If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: If you’re an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you’re always going to be fundamentally “fable” or “unfable” to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving ... Read more

El Salvador is rapey

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Note to all the ladies out there…if you have big, luscious jugs or a juicy ass and are planning on going to a soccer game in El Salvador, wear a steel chestplate and chastity belt. Because things get excessively gropeful there. I can really sympathize with this girl. I used to sublet an apartment in ... Read more

The best gay Asian supermarket around

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As a private business owner, you get a lot of leeway as to what’s allowed or not allowed in your store. But the rules for this Asian market might be a bit too stringent. Read more

Indian women can no longer wear jeans

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Colleges in one of India’s states (India has states, who knew?) are barring women from wearing jeans “for their own good.” Yay for logic! Read more

Reminder: Whores are people too

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Somebodysdaughter.org is on a crusade. You see, whores and strippers are people too. In fact, they’re someone’s daughter (oh, i get the name now). So, um, I guess that makes it wrong? Anyway they made a terribly sung music video to really drive the point home that whores have lives too. Well, let’s see. These ... Read more