Old ads

That sex perspiration gets you every time

Nothing can get you all hot and stanky like a roll in the hay with a special person (or not so special person who was both there and alive). Fortunately, this old ad for Arrid Cream shows that, hey ladies, you rub this on and you won’t smell like whore. Read more

The Wall Street Journal encourages clever thinking

I didn’t know that there used to be a big need to monetize this sector of business, but apparently I was mistaken. An old ad for the Wall Street Journal revealed that the newspaper can teach you how to get money in many unconventional ways. Read more

The World's Shortest Nightie

Every girl should wear something slinky to bed to keep the spice alive in their relationship (keeping the spice alive can also be achieved by shoving a bottle of Mrs. Dash in your cooch, FYI). Enter this old ad for the World’s Shortest Nightie. Read more