Old people

VIDEO: Now witness Harrison Ford watch ‘Indiana Jones’ for the very first time

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Harrison Ford watching Indiana Jones for the first time is basically those Japanese ads for Uncharted 3, but enhanced by the magic of the internet. Read more

VIDEO: Because everyone loves videos of old people who curse while playing games

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That old lady who was bitching about Battlefield 3 (well, EA specifically) is back, this time bitching about the same game, but also actually playing it as well. Supposedly. Read more

VIDEO: 107-year-old woman rambles like you’d expect on local news

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How many 107-year-old women have you met? Probably not many (unless you’re like me and regularly frequent WomenWhoLookLikeMummiesLookingforLove.com). In this clip, you’ll meet Ella Ellegard, a 107-year-old woman talking to the local news about, uh, something. Read more

Pot brownies of a deceased elderly person leads to three more getting sick

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While pot certainly gets an unfair rap from some segments of society, it’s also not for everyone. Case in point: A bunch of elderly people gathered for a memorial had to go to the hospital after eating the deceased’s pot brownies. Read more

Old people getting banged out on the Internet more than ever, according to NY Times

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The Internet is a limitless world of wonder and people having sex for your amusement. And sometimes, your nightmares, if we’re to believe this NY Times article on old people “hooking up” on the Internet in record numbers. Read more

VIDEO: LOL old people

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Young, snot-nosed punks aren’t the only ones who play video games. There’s also old, leaky nosed grandmas and grandpas as well. Read more

VIDEO: Croatian grandma loves her techno music

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Old people dancing embarrassingly is just one of those things that seems unrelentingly funny to me. So here’s a Croatian grandma getting things done in the middle of a live street dance performance. Read more

VIDEO: Old couple tries to take webcam photo, fails miserably

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Old people do the darnedest things (see: .org,lemonparty). But in this video, an adorable elderly yet incompetent elderly couple named Rita and Frank are totally unable to figure out how to take a photo with a webcam on their new Mac during Frank’s 84th birthday. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk old dude dances hard to a mediocre band covering Led Zeppelin

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In the annals of drunk old man dancing, there has never been a man quite as capable of shaking his groove thang quite as capably as this old guy. In this clip, an older fellow dances his ass off to a band covering a Led Zeppelin song. And he goes hard. Read more

VIDEO: Former senator Alan Simpson invokes “Enema Man” and “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg”

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Former Wyoming senator and current deficit co-chairman Alan Simpson appeared on Fox News yesterday afternoon. In his appearance, the 80-year-old spoke about the disconnect between people his age and the youth and, in the process, looked like a doddering old fool. Video player, do your thing! Read more

The 14 best ‘creepy old man’ photobombs

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It’s not easy being a guy posing for a photo. But it’s even worse when you’re an older man trying to be a part of young women’s worlds. Most of the time you’ll end up coming off as nothing more than a creepy old man ruining a perfectly good photo… and probably their night. Read more